GEORGE “FOEMAN” and his sidekick just cannot seem to stop mentioning how BEEEEUTEHHFUHHLLL grilled food looks. THEN the shipper fom “GOING NOWHERE INC” chimes in on not having “Splatter to clean up my stove” or his next big hit “Just wash it off top, wash it off bottom.” All thanks to grilling EVERYTHING in sight. You just know that without his shirt on his body looks like a bag of milk with pepperoni nipples. MORE»
Whenever you find a couch on the street or get a used piece of shit delivered to your house for $60, you immediately get out the blue light and inspect it for Jizzfest 06’. MORE»
Agent Mule put this up on our MySpace page a few days ago. He’s gone from harassing Marilyn Manson as L7’s bodyguard to a producer for MTV’s version of How’s Your News (you can thank Matt and Trey for bringing gold to the idiots).
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Speaking of death (we were speaking of death in part III), Marilyn Manson is someone who has taken scary and made it into a giant spooky company where he can stay up as late as he wants and even have long fingernails. Now, if you were to take this scary character out of that context and make him mow the lawn or say, go to therapy camp, you get laughs. MORE»