You could think this is sad because these little girls eat pills and not food and let their friends tattoo them with electric toothbrushes and hang around people with rifles and could be dead five different ways before they’re 21. MORE»
When you’ve frolicked with the number of weirdos I have, you’re rarely surprised by who phones the morning after. But when Fischerspooner called to ask if I’d be interested in frolicking at MOMA, I was stunned: I said Yes without thinking. MORE»
You know you’ve been at the pub too long when a mirage walks in and asks you if you’d fancy a pint.
Interests include: Being a nerd, being a Rasta, being a mountain climber, and being annoying.