She looks like a normal girl who started dating a not-normal guy and punked up her wardrobe to blend in. I’m going to give the end result an A for effort and a B for boner.

Dude, I get it. You have drugs available. That’s why you’re in my phone as “Drug Dealer.” You don’t need to SPAM me every few fucking days. MORE»

Funspot in Laconia, New Hampshire is the largest arcade compound in the world. Besides all the classic stand-up games and champion players from all over the world, I saw things done on Dig Dug that I hadn’t even dreamed were possible. MORE»

So the Islamo-Fascists are coming back to New York and people are actually afraid? Talk about providing comfort to the enemy. MORE»

You know you’re a 10 when you stuff your flaxen locks in a beanie and dress like a Hot Topic cat burglar but you STILL look like Eva Mendes dipped in hotter sauce.

About a week ago I found out that one of the actresses in one of my favorite porn scenes on pornhub.com has been dead for two years. MORE»