What a Street Boner this is. Look at those fucking heels. I think this rivals your all time favorite “Girls with heels riding bicycles.” MORE»
Just to be perfectly clear here: When I told my boss he was nominated for Hipster of the Decade he shrugged it off and said it was “gay.” Then, when I told him he was losing to Carles and the Hipster Grifter he got all pissy and, as he would say, was injected with Care MORE»
It’s hard not to meet chicks with a rapist on your shit. Not sure why. It just is.
My brother decided to go for a dip in a Catskills creek yesterday. I thought it took pretty big balls but I saw them on the way out and they looked more like pomegranate seeds. MORE»
This Christmas’ Oops Award goes out to Jimmy who accidentally bought an African American angel for his old-school Copland in-laws. I was stoned when I saw what he bought and laughed so hard, I pood. He kept saying it looked different at Century 21 MORE»