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Unless you live under a rock or smoke rock or are just so into rock that you don’t do anything else but listen to rock, then you probably know that Totally4Teens won Adult Swim’s “Big, Uber, Network Sampling” competition against Soul Quest Survivor. MORE»

READER SUBMITTED CONTENT It was a Tuesday. Or was it a Wednesday? Regardless, it was a weekday, and I was looking for something interesting to occur on an unusually dull afternoon, so I went to the one place where I’ve witnessed drunken brawls and men high on nitrous asking me for drugs, and have had meaningful conversations with wandering banjo players: Union Square. MORE»

This is the tipping point to the “The older you get, the sluttier you have to dress” rule.

You can still do key bumps if you want, but these days it’s all about anal spatula bumps.

Hi girls! I’m a boy, and as a boy, in the past I’ve tried to have my way with some of you, and for that I apologize. It can’t have been nice, me slobbering all over you, showing off and being a bit rude (that’s my technique). MORE»