READER SUBMITTED CONTENT Last week, I wrote about why being in a band is terrible. This week, I answer me with a few reasons everyone should experience the joy of being in a band. MORE»
Riddle me this: How the fuck is a DVD supposed to get you in shape? Pinky keeps talking about “The System” but he never tells us what it is. Far as I know, watching a DVD involves taking it out of the box, sticking it in the player, and sitting on your ass for the next hour. Reading a picture book involves way more pain, and guess what you gain when pain is involved. MORE»
LET’S WORK IT OUT will permeate your brain and birth an egg of greatness that will hatch out of your skull. MORE»
That’s right folks, it’s officially summertime, so say goodbye to your body and say hello to LET’S WORK IT OUT! Those who are local to the Peterborough area, please get your tickets for this glistening and sculpted hour and 30 minutes of tantalizing work outs. MORE»
Nothing ruins the view of a beautiful pubis more than a bunch of fucking man toes.