We were just in the West of Britain and it’s amazing how popular you guys are over there. They even named a town after you. MORE»

Yes, you’re pretty but I hate your shoes and I hate your toes. What do you mean “Good?” Hey, get back here!

I was riding the Q train into Manhattan Sunday morning when two naked girls boarded my subway car. They were about 20 years apiece, each with buxom, blossoming bosoms and wearing a ton of make-up. MORE»

1. HAVING NERD HOBBIES The right hobbies can let a girl know you’re an interesting guy with a broad range of interests. The right hobbies are photography, DJing, playing guitar, and that’s about it. MORE»

This looks like one of those too pretty girls who’s so sick of not being taken seriously, she totally submerges herself into being a DJ which, ironically, makes us take her even less seriously.

Cokehead Dad is a maze of a website dedicated to all things ’80s: trashy-looking dudes, fit chicks with big hair, and of course, mountains of cocaine. MORE»