After 39 years of not being 40, I decided to give it a try. Being two score is unlike anything before it so I feel it would be prudent to warn you about a few things… MORE»

The Wikipedia entry for Warren G and Nate Dogg’s song “Regulate” features a 500+ word synopsis seemingly written by an English scholar. It’s a fucking riot. MORE»

A wise man once said that sending porn links to your friends is gay: It’s helping them beat off. WELL, consider me a power-bottom: I’m sending this link to all 30,000 of you. MORE»

My friends and I have a blog that we run. We do video interviews with up-and-coming bands that come through our area. MORE»

I once did uncut coke a naive Costa Rican fisherman found floating in the ocean after a bust. My nose candy days are over but what a wild ride this particular batch was. MORE»

You know what I like? Knowing the future. Like, the end of a book, or the end of a movie. The other day Gavin tweeted some shit like, “Woody dies at the end of Toy Story 3.” Saved me $12 and raccoon eyes at the Loews in Union Square. MORE»