Just got back from the septic tank that is my gene pool. I notice something different every time I go there. This time it was violence. MORE»
Ryan Keely is a porn star, Penthouse Pet, former Playboy radio host and comic book nerd. She holds live sex seminars where she demonstrates “the proper way to put something in someone’s butt, the proper way to use a sex toy and the proper way to seduce someone,” and will soon begin penning Penthouse Forum‘s advice column. MORE»
You will never, ever, no matter how pithy the one-liners you’ve been practicing in message board arguments and how shit-eatingly confident your approach, convince someone of the opposite political opinion that they are wrong. About anything. No matter what. MORE»
If you mean – at not giving me a boner – then yeah, you.
The Onion made a video last month about legislation to hide U.S. porn under fake mountains of old camping equipment (and label it “Canada”) to escape the boos and hisses of future Americans. MORE»
Sometimes reality is just way too brutal: “Jones said her grandson got herpes after he put his mouth on a used condom, he found in their hotel bed when they stayed at the Wyndham Garden Hotel in downtown Atlanta.” MORE»