Seattle is a strange place. I lived there most of my life and I have love for it, but the place is fucking weird. MORE»
Satan is so right! Grandpa can’t even remember how his coveted TV Guide collection got covered in IV fluid and baby food. MORE»
Two weekends ago I killed a dog. Not on purpose, but yeah, I was the reason its life ended with blood pouring out of its nose and shit oozing out of its ass. MORE»
Elves must be workaholics because they always seem so bored in summer.
This week’s rainy spell left all of us high and dry. Precipitation forced us all to order-in pad thai, watch copious amounts of porn, and caused Panda and aNYthing to postpone their monthly block party. Luckily, they’ve rescheduled the shindig and things will proceed as usual this Sunday in the Lower East Side. MORE»
So I just got out of prison, and fuck it if I’ve forgotten how to work a mouse and hit the submit button too soon. Shit has changed. So many boards now. I don’t know what the fuck is going on. Where do I start? MORE»