All of these bands/musicians and many more are on our Best of CMJ mixtape. These sets were nothing less than seriously impressive and reminded us why we paid a small fortune for our badge. MORE»
Dude, what’s up with your penis? Do you live in a fridge?
Ladies, listen up: You love gay men, right? Great. We love you too. We love your intuition, your humor and your empathy. We’re like your number one fans. MORE»
Here’s an article I wrote for my fellow old people about young people. MORE»
This is it: My friends are going to fucking prison. Yeah, they’re a little younger than me — I was a senior when they were freshmen — but still, that puts them at 32 years old, and if they’re still this stupid they deserve to go to jail. MORE»