While I mostly agree with Swifty’s assertions, it also occurred to me that today’s cookie-cutter hipster is also afraid of black people for very made-in-America reasons. MORE»

Hey every guy in New York, Grow the fuck up and propose already.

Let’s get this out of the way: You know what a hipster is. You probably are a hipster. MORE»

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1. THE PHANTOM CAKE One the most delightful yet rare shits of them all. MORE»

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