Yesterday I got on “The Zion Bus” and took it to Nine Mile where Bob Marley was born. The tour was $60 a person and I spent another $50 or so on tchotchkes. MORE»

New Year’s is the perfect time for reflection, self-examination, and burning a quarter-sized hole through your septum because we have arbitrarily selected this day to be the beginning of our calendar. MORE»

Is it possible to break your eardrum after doing too much coke and then taking a few Xanax afterward? MORE»

Looks like the Canadian pussy juice generated by rasta mystique has finally dried up.

I really dig peanut-butter sandwiches, but I don’t want to eat those and nothing else for the rest of my life. MORE»

If you love me so much why isn’t your penis even remotely hard? Are you some kind of bambaclaat batiman?