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Posted by
Gavin
• 12.30.11 12:00 pm




Yesterday I got on “The Zion Bus” and took it to Nine Mile where Bob Marley was born. The tour was $60 a person and I spent another $50 or so on tchotchkes. MORE»


Posted by
TV Carnage
• 12.30.11 10:00 am



New Year’s is the perfect time for reflection, self-examination, and burning a quarter-sized hole through your septum because we have arbitrarily selected this day to be the beginning of our calendar. MORE»


Posted by
Goat Sampson
• 12.30.11 09:00 am




Is it possible to break your eardrum after doing too much coke and then taking a few Xanax afterward? MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 12.30.11 08:46 am

Looks like the Canadian pussy juice generated by rasta mystique has finally dried up.

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Posted by
Guinness
• 12.30.11 07:00 am




I really dig peanut-butter sandwiches, but I don’t want to eat those and nothing else for the rest of my life. MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 12.29.11 03:43 pm

If you love me so much why isn’t your penis even remotely hard? Are you some kind of bambaclaat batiman?

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