Movie

Dark comedy about a guy who might be dying.

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Paperback

A bunch of funny stories about being a teenager.

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Audiobook

With actors and music and I cried during the 9-11 chapter.

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Hardcover

The hardcover version of The Death of Cool.

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Documentary

I tried out stand-up comedy and went on tour and brought along my best bud and shit got seriously cray cray.

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Documentary

We staid up for five days filming the Movie Watching World Championships and I totally lost my mind.

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Paperback

My street fashion column that was so funny, it created hipsters.

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More DOs & DON’Ts

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Posted by
Mykel Board
• 02.29.12 11:00 am

I’m more tired than Ron Jeremy after the tenth take. In my rental car. Back from New Jersey. Off the bridge, coming down to the West Side Highway. I pull over to the right. There’s a horn. Blast. BLAST! BLAAAAAAAAST! Some smarmy guy in a Mercedes SUV. He thinks I cut him off. Maybe I did. Sorry.

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Posted by
Goat Sampson
• 02.29.12 09:00 am

It was around six in the morning and I was holding the steering wheel as the drummer from my old band shoveled into a dime bag of mostly cut cocaine bought an hour earlier in some ratty trailer park off Fort Myers Beach.

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Street Carnage
• 02.29.12 01:00 am

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Gavin
• 02.28.12 11:25 am


Posted by
Wonderhussy
• 02.28.12 11:00 am

I get a Depo-Provera injection every three months that dries up my uterus like a raisin in the sun.
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Posted by
Jenee
• 02.28.12 09:00 am


 
So I’m taking these night classes, and all of a sudden the teacher starts talking about Syria and how we should all be concerned.
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