Whenever my elementary and junior-high school teachers were hungover from a previous night of binge-drinking/coke-whoring and really didn’t feel like teaching us little latchkey bastards, they’d put on either filmstrips or some really lame-ass short film.

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I fucking hate April 30th because it is both “Hairstyle Appreciation Day” AND “National Honesty Day.” MORE»

@brendan_donnelly d-d-dynomite! Skum fuk

@jaydollah: GG Walker FTW

@boyledalive: JJ Allin

Me looking thrilled.
You know when you watch some behind-the-scenes thing for a movie or TV show and they have the guy with the slate who goes, “Scene 201 – take 1!” and then claps the sticks? For years, I was that guy.
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