I’m very mad at Hurricane Isaac because it didn’t destroy more of Florida this week.

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@thegavin2000 #Blackpool has EVERYTHING!

French kissing a bum is easy. It only takes $1,700. Letting him but his gross penis in your ass is another story entirely. At first glance, you think there is no price but what if the fee was big enough to change the world? Okay, now work backwards from there. MORE»

Before I start this article, I wanna give a shout-out to all my peeps in Oslo and all my homies keepin’ it real in Arendal. Reprazent!
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My great aunt passed away recently, and my relatives had her cremated.

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Look, I don’t even like horses.
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