Can you believe turtles can live ’til 400-years-old? That means, a turtle born in 1612 could be swimming around in the ocean right now going, “Fuck this shit.” Tortoises (land lubbing turtles) live about half that long. MORE»
shannsies: But in a hot way. Like Johnny and Rosie hawt.
Perusing Yahoo! headlines disinterestedly in hopes of seeing one for a change that said EVERYTHING FINE FOR THE MOST PART or STREET CARNAGE’S SHIFT CONSIDERED FOCUSED BY MANY, instead I came across this one: BIGFOOT IN OREGON? ROARING, SCREECHING SPOOKS LOCALS.
Exactly how much in-your-face taunting and threats should a person withstand before rendering their antagonist immobile?
A Brazilian man who refused his wife’s request for a divorce is now accusing her of trying to kill him by placing poison in her cooch and then asking him to go down on her.