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Posted by
Gavin
• 01.30.13 10:45 am

Can you believe turtles can live ’til 400-years-old? That means, a turtle born in 1612 could be swimming around in the ocean right now going, “Fuck this shit.” Tortoises (land lubbing turtles) live about half that longMORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 01.30.13 10:26 am

thegavin2000 Oh nothing, just shopping with #SimonDoonan at #AlexanderWang.

shannsies: Gay

shannsies: But in a hot way. Like Johnny and Rosie hawt.

 





Posted by
Shift
• 01.30.13 07:00 am


Perusing Yahoo! headlines disinterestedly in hopes of seeing one for a change that said EVERYTHING FINE FOR THE MOST PART or STREET CARNAGE’S SHIFT CONSIDERED FOCUSED BY MANY, instead I came across this one: BIGFOOT IN OREGON? ROARING, SCREECHING SPOOKS LOCALS.

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Posted by
Street Carnage
• 01.30.13 01:00 am



Exactly how much in-your-face taunting and threats should a person withstand before rendering their antagonist immobile?
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Posted by
Street Carnage
• 01.29.13 06:45 pm



A Brazilian man who refused his wife’s request for a divorce is now accusing her of trying to kill him by placing poison in her cooch and then asking him to go down on her.
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Posted by
Gavin
• 01.29.13 12:22 pm

My costar from the blockbuster hit Brotherhood of the Traveling Rants recently hit a deer so hard on his motorbike, he cut the fucker in two.

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