cat_marnell Such a lovely time in #aruba ! @themirf has been doing his drawing and reading @thegavin2000 THE DEATH OF COOL which is Sooo funny and sweet; Im reading CRAZY RICH ASIANS which is silly trash; we are both drinking delicious #balashi Aruban beer!! Merry Xmas bitches!!!
The holiday season is a time when you get to really focus on your marriage. Jokes normally reserved for the guys at work can now be focused 100% on your wife. Making her laugh is okay but it’s a one way street that can make you feel like a bitch after a while. Driving her insane is much more fun because you get to make yourself laugh. MORE»
Did you know we’re spending $2,000 per person this year? If we didn’t ask Santa for presents, it would be ten times that. MORE»
So, over the past 3 years, I’ve made most of my life choices based on how close said decisions may get me to within a thousand yard radius of Kate Upton. I must admit, this goal has had devastating effects on my social life as well as my mental health. MORE»