Here are three guys I dated. MORE»
The only thing funnier than some retarded campaign to “raise awareness” is when they get so inclusive, they kill the whole point. MORE»
One major problem people seem to have with Chris Kyle is that he was fighting an unjust war. That’s a retarded thing to say. MORE»
Ok, I now know more about Tom Brady’s balls than I do my own. I feel like I’ve cupped them in my own hand—I can almost smell the Old English leathery scent. I’m talking about footballs, of course, (hardy har har testicle jokes), but you already knew that, didn’t you? MORE»
jeanettehayes Should I text my uber driver from the back seat to tell him that the light turned green?