She got diabetes and weighed about 350 pounds by the end of it, but the life lesson made it all worth it.
For a little over a year now I’ve been living at my auntie’s on and off cuz my stupid broke-ass boyfriends haven’t been able to buy me an apartment in central Boston where I wanna live. MORE»
In 5 years, we’ll see legal zoom commercials for prepackaged legal documents that people will have to sign before having sex on college campuses around the country. MORE»
Dan Castellaneta does the voice for Homer, the mayor, and pretty much all the old guys on The Simpsons. How about we live it at that? His Scottish accent is fucking BRUTAL. What Scotsman on earth pronounces “choice” CHAYSE? MORE»
If you get walloped by a car door and you’re lying there suffering, make sure you squeeze in a little about your views on municipal planning. In this case, after he is asked if he’s OK (by even more annoying people) he manages to crowbar in how he feels about bike lanes. MORE»
I think we can all agree that Weird Al Yankovic is a fucking cocksucker. Anyone who makes their living ripping off other people’s music is a prick. That’s a fact. People may argue that he takes his artistic liberties with people’s songs and makes them into his own. But that’s bullshit. MORE»