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Posted by
Gavin
• 07.02.15 01:59 pm

Marriage is about refusing blow jobs. Ugly guys like me can pull it off because nobody’s asking.  MORE»


Posted by
John Pittsley
• 07.02.15 12:37 pm

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A debate my buddies and I would often get into, when we were younger, was whether we’d suck our own dicks if we could. I was always in the “no” camp. MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 07.01.15 02:21 pm

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In a debate with Ann Coulter, Geraldo said that Ann does her research from her computer but he “actually goes to these places.” He sees their “immigrant vitality” first hand. He’s watched Hispanics “rebuild entire communities.” Then he uses Washington Heights as an example. WTF? MORE»


Posted by
HJ Fountain
• 07.01.15 09:55 am

cougarmarriage

It’s time we accept Hetero-Cougar Marriage. Every 19-year-old girl would bang Richard Gere, or Pierce Brosnan, or Liam Neeson, or Denzel Washington. MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 06.30.15 02:18 pm

 

I spoke to Ben about how evil white people are yesterday and we both decided we should kill ourselves.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 06.30.15 01:51 pm

 

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I was on The Beige Phillip Show and the host Dante Nero, made the mistake of letting me drink all the bourbon I wanted. This means I got meaner and meaner as the show went on.  MORE»