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Posted by
Gavin
• 12.22.14 10:51 am

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The holiday season is a time when you get to really focus on your marriage. Jokes normally reserved for the guys at work can now be focused 100% on your wife. Making her laugh is okay but it’s a one way street that can make you feel like a bitch after a while. Driving her insane is much more fun because you get to make yourself laugh. MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 12.19.14 09:26 am

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Did you know we’re spending $2,000 per person this year? If we didn’t ask Santa for presents, it would be ten times that.  MORE»


Posted by
HJ Fountain
• 12.19.14 09:25 am

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So, over the past 3 years, I’ve made most of my life choices based on how close said decisions may get me to within a thousand yard radius of Kate Upton. I must admit, this goal has had devastating effects on my social life as well as my mental health. MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 12.19.14 08:48 am

 

I was going to say Kim Jong-un now tells us what movies we can watch but that assumes the hack has anything to do with North Korea.  MORE»


Posted by
John Pittsley
• 12.18.14 11:37 am

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I hate to sound like a fag but I think Bruce Jenner is gonna be a babe. Not in the classic sense, obviously. He’s an old dude for fuck’s sake. But I don’t see any reason why he won’t be able to get some strange. MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 12.18.14 11:22 am

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When you factor in all the money Sony has lost trying to get their systems back up and the $80 million they blew on The Interview, Sony is a couple hundred million in the hole. When you’re facing losses like that, why be such an unbelievable pussy?  MORE»