The lion’s share of torture in torture porn is conducted by men. But when left to the hands of women, someone’s dick is bound to be chopped off. I’ve done my homework on the matter, and have collected penis trauma clips from horror movies for your HalloWEEN enjoyment.
UPDATE: Moved up to the front of the line for maximum eyeballs!
The lion’s share of torture in torture porn is conducted by men. But when left to the hands of women, someone’s dick is bound to be chopped off. I’ve done my homework on the matter, and have collected penis trauma clips from horror movies for your HalloWEEN enjoyment.* Below are some descriptions of the films. (Scroll to the very bottom to view video of each scene.)
I never understood why people—weirdos, in my book—find blow jobs degrading to women, maintaining that it puts women in this position of complete submission. I’ve always thought that the mouth that sucks the dick is the one that rules the world. It’s absolutely the most vulnerable position in which a man can place himself, because just one swift bite can change his life forever. Wes Craven’s 1972 classic, The Last House on the Left, employs this tactic as a woman’s means for getting revenge on one of the men who raped and murdered her daughter.
Eli Roth’s Hostel 2 is under appreciated. In this version of the torture-porn series, women are the victims, and ultimately, one is the heroine who chops off the dick and balls of the guy who was trying to kill her. I don’t know if it’s the feminist or the Bijou Phillips fan in me, but I like the sequel better than the original.
I’ve never been raped for reals, but I imagine if I were, I’d exact my revenge in the same manner as in I Spit on Your Grave. I don’t believe in vigilante-ism when I’m watching Law and Order, but I guess I do when I’m watching graphic rape scenes.
These Cannibal movies are so similar that I’ve lumped them together. Cannibal Holocaust was billed as “the most controversial movie ever made,” and Cannibal Ferox is a knockoff of that. These two peen pruning scenes are not committed by women, but instead by savages. But whatever, they have long hair and probably suck at balancing a checkbook, so it’s all the same thing. Check out this still from Cannibal Ferox. I mean I know it’s supposed to be the ’70s, but it looks like you can French braid those pubes.
On the Doll is some piece of shit movie staring Brittany Snow, whom I’d never heard of until I bored myself to tears watching Prom Night. The title of this movie is supposed to reference the common term used in child therapy for victims of sexual abuse: “Show me on the doll where s/he touched you.” The best part about this movie is that you don’t have to watch the whole thing, because the most graphic crotch gore—of two girls cutting off their teacher’s balls using a taut string—is available for free online.
Ilsa is a sadistic Nazi commandant who runs a concentration camp that conducts “medical research” on the threshold for pain of inferior races. She fucks the men, and if they can’t make her come, she castrates them. Personally, I think the real punishment to fit such a crime would be to cut off his tongue and fingers. Dicks alone rarely work as a means to an end.
The demon in Night of the Demon is actually Big Foot. The movie is told in flashbacks in which Big Foot kills people in hilarious ways. In one scene, a biker stops to take a leak, and when he whips out his wang, Big Foot claws the sucker right off.
Teeth is a long overdue film about Vagina Dentata. Dawn, a purity activist, has teeth behind her lower lips and chews off the dicks of the many men who try to date rape her. Director Mitchell Lichtenstein has a sizable sense of humor and set of balls to match for making some of the funniest and most graphic disembodied penis scenes in cinematic history.
*I know that there are castration scenes in other movies like Arabian Nights, Little Children, and Sin City, but this is strictly about horror film castration, to keep in the spirit of the holiday. So don’t get it twisted, I know my shit when it comes to dicks on film.