The only thing that gets more hits than weird animal lists is sexy lady lists so here goes: I got this from a site called Manofest and it’s basically a pile of models who suck now.
1- CARRIE FISHER
Peeeyewke. This 54-year-old mom looks way older than she did in 1977. What the fuck did she do, exist for a bunch of years? And look at that photo! Being snapped by paparazzi on a cold Chicago day isn’t nearly as pleasing to the eye as being in a professional studio with a huge blockbuster budget and professional photographers with thousands of dollars of lighting etc. Get a life, bitch. Barf!
2- NICOLE EGGERT
Oh hi, lunch. Long time no see. R-A-A-A-WLPH! Ever since Nicole Eggert raised a kid by herself and had her dad die on her like a fucking stupid whore, she looks like shit! Why, she must have put on 20 pounds since she was 19. What a fucking cunt. Let’s kill her.
3- ELIZABETH TAYLOR
This 78-year-old hag looked way better when she was in her early 20s. Am I right?
4- KELLY LEBROCK
When Kelly Lebrock was a supermodel back in the ’80s, she looked like a fucking supermodel. Today this 49-year-old looks like the kind of ugly hideous disgusting cunt who had three kids and lived a fulfilling life on a beautiful ranch in Southern California. You could put lipstick on a piece of shit and it would be hotter.
5- PAMELA ANDERSON
Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Pamela Anderson had sex with a bunch of people and wore too much make up once. She looked way fresher when she was 17 and living with her parents in Vancouver.
6- DAWN WELLS
I’m starting to see a pattern here: Women who are 72-years-old look about half a century older than when they were 22. Also, mug shots are way less flattering than professional portraits. What a disgusting ditch pig who deserves to be pissed on by a dozen homeless men at once.
7- LINDSEY LOHAN
This cow was way hotter when she wasn’t caught off guard mid-blink. She should chop her face off.
8- MAUREEN McCORMICK
Not only was she way hotter when she was a teenager, she was also way cooler. Nice glasses, grandma! What did you do, find God after almost dying from drug addiction and eventually marry a really nice guy you met at church who cares about you and had a kid with you? How ugly can you get?
9- SHARON STONE
If this 52-year-old is trying really hard to make a stranger like me want to beat off to her, it is not working at all. Back when she was a model, I may have let her lick my balls, but now? No fucking way, you hideous old bag!
10- LILI ST CYR
Still gross but at least she’s not fat.
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