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• 03.06.13 08:00 am

Bzzzzz: Drone 593 launched. Passing 120 miles from Pakistan border. Over.

Bzzzzz: Roger, following on radar. 593 approaching target. Satpix show small house. Over.

Bzzzz: Roger, reaching target in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Bingo! Over.

Bzzzz: Radar reports slight miss. Hit family wedding party, target 2 miles West Southwest. Over.

Bzzzz: Got it. Plus two West Southwest. Will launch Drone 594.

FLASH to Newtown, Connecticut: Adam Lanza shoots his way into an elementary school. Twenty-six people die, 20 of ’em kids. The president flies in and hugs family members. TV spends days covering teary relatives and casting blame. Pundits cry out from here to the NRA.

USA Today writes (in a horrible run-on sentence):

Several hours before Adam Lanza shot and killed 20 children and six adults Friday in an attack on a school in Newtown, CT, a 36-year-old man a half-a-world away in China attacked 22 children at a primary school. None of the kids died. The reason? The man in China had only a knife.

The NRA answers: The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

The NRA also blames the media, saying news organizations sensationalize mass murders. In an equally horrible run-on sentence they say:

How many more copycats are waiting in the wings for their moment of fame from a national media machine that rewards them with wall-to-wall attention and a sense of identity that they crave?

That rage-against-the-media-machine has strange Net-fellows. Something ostensibly posted by Morgan Freeman makes the Facebook rounds:

It’s because of the way the media reports it. Flip on the news and watch how we treat the Batman theater shooter and the Oregon mall shooter like celebrities. Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris are household names, but do you know the name of a single victim of Columbine? Disturbed people who would otherwise just off themselves in their basements see the news and want to top it by doing something worse….Why children? Because he’ll be remembered as a horrible monster, instead of a sad nobody.

CNN’s article says that if the body count “holds up”, this will rank as the second deadliest shooting behind Virginia Tech, as if statistics somehow make one shooting worse than another….Fox News has plastered the killer’s face on all their reports for hours. Any articles or news stories that focus on the victims and ignore the killer’s identity? None that I’ve seen yet… Congratulations, sensationalist media, you’ve just lit the fire for someone to top this and knock off a day care center or a maternity ward next.

Someone else posts that the message was fake. Or at least not from Morgan Freeman. It doesn’t matter. It’s what a lot of people think.

A Mexican pal of mine suggests that the police profile white males since most of the mass shootings in America come at the hands of white men… Follow them like the TSA and CIA follow Muslims. Like NYC cops target black or Latino guys for Stop and Frisk. My Mexipal suggests that WHITE MEN need some targeting, or at least an extra look when they hang around schoolyards.

Then there’s They point out the important fact that the shooter was a vegan. This is a tantalizing but somewhat irrelevant point. There is no report of the assassin actually trying to EAT his prey.

The Huffington Post prints an article by the mother of a mentally ill child called I Am Adam Lanza’s Mother.

She’s not really, as Adam offed his mother. But she has a son, Michael, who she says is like him:

I live with a son who is mentally ill. I love my son. But he terrifies me.

A few weeks ago, Michael pulled a knife and threatened to kill me and then himself, after I asked him to return his overdue library books. His 7 and 9 year old siblings knew the safety plan — they ran to the car and locked the doors before I even asked them to. I managed to get the knife from Michael, then methodically collected all the sharp objects in the house into a single Tupperware container that now travels with me. Through it all, he continued to scream insults at me and threaten to kill or hurt me.

In the rest of article, the woman explains how so many mentally ill people are left untreated. That can lead to behavior like that of the shooter, or any other kid who goes wild!

Only AFTER some kid hurts someone else can they do something… and that something is jail.

Says the writer:

It seems like the United States is using prison as the solution of choice for mentally ill people. According to Human Rights Watch, the number of mentally ill inmates in U.S. prisons quadrupled from 2000 to 2006, and it continues to rise — in fact, the rate of inmate mental illness is five times greater (56 percent) than in the non-incarcerated population.

With state-run treatment centers and hospitals shuttered, prison is now the last resort for the mentally ill — Rikers Island, the LA County Jail and Cook County Jail in Illinois housed the nation’s largest treatment centers in 2011.

There’s more: Some TV talking heads blame the shootings on slasher films and Quentin Tarantino. I’m surprised no one’s blamed it on tobacco.

Joel Randell, who, as far as I know, is just some guy, Tweeted, Going after the NRA and assault weapons only treats the symptoms. We need to treat the root: the American cultural psyche.


FLASH BACK TO AFGHANISTAN: Reuters reports that two Marines face criminal charges. They were photographed pissing on the bodies of dead Afghanis. Is that against the law? Nope. Piss where you please. So what are the criminal charges? “Posing for unofficial photographs with human casualties.” Get it? It’s not the pissing that’s the problem. It’s that someone took a picture of it. Piss on whoever you want, just make sure you shoot the photographer.

In Vietnam, vets cut the ears off enemy corpses as souvenirs. Seems logical to me… t least American. No, they didn’t eat them. Maybe they were vegans.

In Iraq it was the tortures in Abu Ghraib…and smiling soldiers in front of corpses.

Americans have killed more innocent people in Afghanistan and Iraq than in a thousand Newtown, Connecticuts. And it hasn’t stopped.

It’s not (only) the mass media that glorifies killers, it’s America itself. What is Veterans Day if not a celebration of killers? We can feel sorry for vets. Many have been railroaded into the service to avoid jail or deportation. But they are NOT heroes.

America has been killing people since its birth. For the last 100 years it’s been MASS murder. In this century (and most of the last), not one of those murders has been justified. The US hasn’t been on the right side of any war since 1949.

Americans are the most bloodthirsty people in the world. A bunch of white guys sentence Charles Taylor to 50 years in jail for cutting off people’s hands in Liberia. Who’s gonna sentence our boys in uniform? And the professional murderers in American prisons whose job it is to kill people (often wrongly) to prove that killing is wrong? We’re so PUNISHMENT-oriented we have more people in prison…both in raw numbers and as a higher percentage of the population…than any country on Earth, including Russia or China.

America’s bloodlust isn’t in slasher movies. It’s in war movies. It isn’t in glorifying crazy child-murderers. It’s in glorifying cold, calculated, paid-by-the-government child murders.

It’s not the guns, mental illness, or Fox News. It’s AMERICA. It’s the culture that tells everyone “If you don’t like it, KILL IT!” We worship killers. We have national holidays for them. We travel halfway around the world to kill people who’ve done nothing to us. That is America, the worst world plague in almost a century.

Listen America, you pathetic excuse for a civilized country: You want a REASON for so many mass murderers? Don’t look to pundits, the NRA, Quentin Tarantino, or the media. Look in the fuckin’ mirror! You’ll find the reason.




  1. Hornblower's Ghost says:

    Eh, a little from column A, a little from column B. Great article, but another question you should’ve asked is why we never see an executive from a gun manufacturer two stepping in front of cameras? You would think the NRA makes and sells guns, the way the media frames it. I think Wayne LaPierre is an ass, but I don’t like the media selling me the lobbyist, proxy as one of the main villains, and keeping the debate at that to keep the rubes eyes off the prize…

  2. Zig says:

    Prior to the Gun Control Act of 1968, the murder rate was less than 5 per 100k.
    At the height of gun control, our murder rate was about 10 per 100k.
    After most states have allowed citizens to carry guns (in the same places they could prior to the gun ban of 1968) and after 68 MILLION guns were purchased (since Obama was elected in 2008) our murder rate has gotten back to less than 5 per 100k.
    So, yes, guns are not the problem.

    Blacks make up 13 percent of our population.
    Blacks make up 53 percent of our murder victims, annually (all murder , not just gun murder).
    Of the blacks killed, 93 percent are killed by other blacks.

    If we removed 13 percent of our population, we would have murder rates similiar to what they have in Europe.

    England, where they have banned guns for many years, has had little change in their murder rate in 40 years. They still average about 1.3 per 100k.
    Of course, in Engalnd, they don’t count murders until the appeals have been exhausted. They have decent murder rates. Wish we counted ours that way.

    Most of the murders in this country are committed by a criminal, to a criminal, while a crime is being committed. As an old white guy, my chances of being shot are nil.
    Unless I am in a helpless victim zone also known as a school.
    check out grandpa.
    thats the way you do it.

  3. doo-doo ray gun says:

    Well, it wasn’t a long time ago when students could bring guns to school and keep them in their lockers. My father (65 years old) could just lean his .22 rifle up in the back of the room (mind you, this is an inner city school that he went to) and just tell the teacher it was there. Nothing went wrong. No one made a fuss.

    Now? Kids are expelled for making hand gestures that LOOK like a pistol.

    Obviously, our culture has taken a very wrong turn at some point.

  4. Wow, if you have the same subject matter, but make it more boring and no profanity you can seriously go write over at

  5. Mccaf says:

    like Zig said, it all comes down to race. throw in illegal immigrants, sorry I meant undocumented citizens, and we’re below Europe. Guns don’t kill people, low IQ’s and low impulse control do.

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