Posted by
Blognigger
• 02.25.09 12:42 pm

I woke up the morning after September 11th and thought wait, are the twin towers gone? It wasn’t a real question – I knew it hadn’t been a dream.

I woke up the morning after September 11th and thought wait, are the twin towers gone? It wasn’t a real question – I knew it hadn’t been a dream.
My wife and I had been watching TV well into the night, but when I woke up I went to the computer instead.
I looked at bbc.com, the Guardian’s website, plastic.com (does that shithole still even exist?), and of course cnn.com, with its sky-high headlines that took up the entire fucking page. Remember during 9-11 itself they had to go to text-only? Talk about the fucking apocalypse – Jesus.

So the next morning, I sat there at my shitty little IKEA desk, tearing through every goddamn written word I could find. It was like surfing terrorporn but without any orgasm so that the trolling never ended. I was just devouring everything I could find, insatiable, every little bit sustaining my hunger for fear and suspense.

I was under a sort of glaze, since it was all the same shit on every page – pretty much no new information anywhere – just rephrasing the same details of the same terrible shit. Then all at once, it hit me like a ton of pricks.

For about two months prior to that moment, I had spent a disgusting amount of time being addicted to one particularly heavy, super secret page on the world wide web. I had an obsessive and dark relationship with the site, the same way I had with Heaven’s Gate and the Columbine Killers’ sites before it.

The site belonged to a man named “Sollog.” He was an internet prophet, and he was batshit crazy.
Anyway, if you click around his site for long enough, apart from growing hair on your cockpalms and going mentally insane, you will eventually come across some shit about his Earthquake Predictions.

Listen: I wish this wasn’t true, but motherfuckers, I SWEAR TO CHRIST that in the Summer of 2001, I personally witnessed this faggot predicting TWO (2) earthquakes that actually came true.

I almost shit my fucking pants when the first one happened, so after he made the second prediction, I put up a day countdown on my whiteboard at work as a goof: 21 DAYS UNTIL MAJOR EARTHQUAKE IN SOUTH ASIA! 20…19…18 – just to get some other witnesses around me, you know – to make it more real even though i KNEW it couldn’t happen again.

So day ZERO was over weekend, and I didn’t have kids yet so I was too busy getting high and being a dickless cocksucker to notice a big earthquake in Asia somewhere, which didn’t even make it past the little right-nav headlines on cnn.com.

When I came into work the next day, there were about 4 Indian Software Engineers waiting at my desk, all bobbing their heads from side-to-side and clamoring

Oh mr. Bob We thought of you this weekend we could not believe our eyes when the earthquake struck!!

Whatever, there’s no point in trying to convince you – I swear to god that it happened but I’m sure the minute you read this you’ll just be all

WELL BN YOU ARE RIGHT I HAVE SCENE SIMILAR RESULTS AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT INTERNET PROFITS AREN’T ALL AS EMPTY AS THEY ARE ON WALL ST LOL BUT SERIOSULY YOULL OF COARSE HAVE TO GO AWAYS BEFORE YOULL CONVINCE ANY OF THESE GUISE THAT SOME ONE WITH A WEB SIGHT CAN PREDICKED ANY THING MORE THEN THERE OWN FAVORITE CRISPY CREAM FLAVOR LOL

Oh well, take it or leave it, what can I do. Back to the story:

All at once it hit me like a ton of pricks. I wonder what Sollog had to say about 9/11? I went to his site to find out…

The next 5 minutes scared me for the next 5 years.

It was the Nostradamus shit that hooked me, and then HIS PREDICTIONS (that nuke terror was about to hit new york city) that scared me so bad it altered my brain structure..
Listen, the guy had predicted TWO FUCKING EARTHQUAKES!!!

He basically said trust me – I was right about the earthquakes and that was all just a test so that I could prove I was legit in time for the really important warning which is that NEW YORK CITY IS GOING TO BE NUKED WITHIN 31 DAYS.

This jolt of terror was so profound and panic-attack inducing that I wanted to move my wife out of New York. But we didn’t. It was so bad that I could barely ride the fucking subway. But I did. It was so bad that even two years later, I was convinced that George Bush was a genius hero for wanting to go into Iraq. But that was dumb.

Sollog was right about the earthquakes, I don’t know how the fuck he did that, but this guy here has a perfectly reasonable explanation – he’s what you call a skeptic:

I think that Sollog is a satanist and i think that he has dedicated much of his life to communicating with evil spirits. I think he may be in direct communication with a lesser demon who feeds him scraps of info from time to time. This would explain his attitude, his eerily precise predictions and his oddly dark name.

Jesus Christ, these are the people I’m making company with now? Fuck all this shit –

SOLLOG WAS WRONG about the nukes. He kept extending it past the 31 days, and then shifting it to Washington and Tel Aviv – but it’s 8 years later and JACK SHIT has happened.

It reminds me of being terrified of aids all through my teens and twenties: I was so scared that I could barely live, and fuck if it didn’t turn out to be all a lie.
Now, as you may or may not know, there is quite a bit of hubbub surrounding December 21st, 2012. It’s thought by tarot-card reading faggots and federalist separatist unabomber types to DEFINITELY be the end of the world because of the Mayan calendar and the shifting polarization of Terrance McKenna’s nuts, etc.

What a bunch of bullshit, right?

But wait: There WERE fucking 911 days between 9/11 and the Madrid train bombings of 3/11.

And the end of capitalism? And the Al Gore weather? And a black president?! Doesn’t this at least seem like it COULD be the end of days?

I mean listen, Doomsday 2012 is absurdly cheesy and it HAS to be bullshit, just like y2k was bullshit and the NUKES were bullshit and it’s obviously utter bullshit.

But then why am I secretly scared?

And in the back of my head, when something doesn’t go quite the way I want it to, I admit that there’s a little escape valve at the back of my mind that just goes “oh well, the earth only has 3 years left anyway.”

In some sense, the live-in-the-moment attitude that this fosters isn’t entirely unhealthy- as long as you don’t paint yourself into a corner and make sure you plan ahead (although I maxed out my 401K all those years and look what that got me.)

Listen, the bottom line is this: before I had ever fucked an Asian Girl, my man Doctor Cocktagon found out I had never fucked an Asian girl and he told me: “Oh word? Never? Well, you know they have horizontal vaginas, right?”

Of course I was like, fuck you, I’ve seen a million hours of porn and besides that I’m not retarded.

He shook his head and was like “Dude, ALL that shit is edited – everyone knows that Asian girls have horizontal vaginas. Ask anyone.”

I told him to fuck off. I knew he was full of shit – but there was no google so I couldn’t really check to see whether that was even a real urban legend or whether he was just fucking with me out-of-the-blue.

I knew instinctively that it was OBVIOUSLY not true, just like I know that the 2012 doomsday shit is not true. I KNEW he was full of shit, obviously, but I have to admit that it sat in the back of my mind just .0002%.

I knew it was fake, but I have to admit that that summer, when I first got an Asian girl’s pants off, I looked down, saw her normal human vertical vagina and just thought, “SEE?!?!”

[Ed note: For more on coincidences and people who don't get math check Lisa Belkin's "The Odds of That."]


Comments
  1. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) says:

    WELL BN I THINK YOU OUR OBSSESSED WITH CONSPIRACY THROEIS AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW BY HOW YOU SAID YOU WERE “UNDER A SORT OF GLAZE” AND THEN LATER YOU SAID SOME THING ABOUT “CRISPY CREAM FLAVOR” SO I THINK YOU REALLY ARE IN SIDE YOU’RE HEAD TO MUCH AND ANY WAYS PETER PAN IS BETTER

  2. asdf says:

    i’ve been looking forward to the end since the beginning. half the time i think a good number of us are like “where’s that goddamned apolocypse i was promised, i’ve had enough! and it better be big and bangy!!” passive suicidal tendencies.

    good post.

  3. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORGINAL) says:

    BN YOU REALLY DUNK MY DONUTS. HA! COUDLNT HELP MYSELF JUST HAD TOO

  4. joese says:

    what’s with the bathroom-language, blog nigger?

  5. ^ugh can u stop with the caps lock, we can read ur shitty comments in standard case^

  6. NO says:

    NO YUR DOINGIT WRONG

  7. Cable guy says:

    Barack is Satan?

    That site is fucking psychotic

  8. LOL says:

    WELL BN YOU ARE RIGHT I HAVE SCENE SIMILAR RESULTS AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT INTERNET PROFITS AREN’T ALL AS EMPTY AS THEY ARE ON WALL ST LOL BUT SERIOSULY YOULL OF COARSE HAVE TO GO AWAYS BEFORE YOULL CONVINCE ANY OF THESE GUISE THAT SOME ONE WITH A WEB SIGHT CAN PREDICKED ANY THING MORE THEN THERE OWN FAVORITE CRISPY CREAM FLAVOR LOL

  9. JUST A NORMAL FAN says:

    WELL BLOG NIGGER THE THING IS THAT THE AZN PUSSY IS WETTER IN THE MORNING THAN IN THE EVENING THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS HAVE SPICY SOUPS FOR BREKFEST LOL AND THE CHINESE NO THAT IN THE END WE ALL WILL BE GUIDED BY THE LIGHT UNDER THE DARKEST NIGHT OF NUCLEARE WINTER WARS I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THAT IF YUO STUDY THE INDIANS YOU WOULD NO THAT 2012 IS THE YEAR THAT JESUS WILL CUM TO EARTH AND THE JEWS WILL RULE WITH LOX AND BAGELS OVER ALL OF US LOL THAT ALL IS TRUE TO SO DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE AZN PUSSY THE JEWS LOVE AZNS SO MUCH THAT I WENT ON JDATE AND THERE WERE AZNS BEING JEWS AND JEWS BEING AZNS AND ALL I WANTED WAS A SANDWHICH ANYWAY LOL.

  10. JUST A NORMAL CRITIC says:

    JUST A NORMAL FAN, that was attrocious.

    I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your head.

  11. brainiwak says:

    BN steps outside his usual wisdom and indulges a dialogue usually reserved for true internet nerd-dom. 2012? fear? there must be a more appropriate blog for this than the jaded, nihilistic don’t-give-a-fuck audience of SBTVC.

  12. whiners suck says:

    Oh snap! BN only wishes he could capture the magic of the mysterious retard genious that is J.A.N.G.

    Good post though, I like these so much more than the ranty race commentary zingers that is getting a little played, its lost it’s luster, and has half convinced me that BN is actually a white dude.

    There is a doomsday for every year, 7/7/07 was supposed to be the end and well…but with that being said I am a total sucker for this shit and my best friend wants me to call off work with her that day and have a party “just in case” but we thought it was 12/12/12 not 12/21/12

    In conclusion: yay for this post!

  13. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) says:

    WELL BRAINY WACK YOU OUR RIGHT AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW WHAT WE EXECPT FROM OUR INTERNERD HEROES I FOR ONE DONT LIKE TO SEE MEN ADMIT TO BEING AFRAID UNLESS THEIR IN PRISON IN WITCH CASE THEYVE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY LOL

  14. ^ failed parry -12 hp

  15. Garbage Train says:

    Read this post and then read the “Aids” link……this guy is not Blognigger

  16. Blogniggr says:

    Am too the blogniggr. Can prove it too.

  17. Blognigger says:

    No I’m not I’m trapped down a well plz halp

  18. tommy gun says:

    no one can ever capture the genius of JANG. i have said it before, and will say it again, get that man a column, a post, whatever the fuck, STAT!

  19. From Preck says:

    oh we are becomming so dissappointed with you blogniggers. you have no real ideas about what yu say either anymore. and because you are profane we have to read and comment via the mirrors.

    and wea’re searious about knowing all about you now and how you referense the “Asian PUssys” because it is horizontal not vertical. you no NOTHING!!!mr. blognigger. we will destroy your computers!!!

    from Preck of China.

  20. CaptainQueef says:

    wow i totally relate to the end of the world safety valve. i use that shit all the time. i think it would be pretty sweet to witness the apocalypse but the only thing that would suck about it is that we couldn’t analyze and criticize it on SBTVC the next day.

  21. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) says:

    WELL TOMMY GUN THANK YOU FOR YOU’RE SENTEMENTS BUT I DO’NT THINK THAT THEY WOULD GIVE ME A COLLUMN OR “SCRATCHING POST” BECASUE LIKE I ALL WAYS SAY I AM JUST A NORMAL GUY AND THEIR LITTERALY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LIKE ME IN THE WROLD. I AM JUST COMEING HERE TO GIVE MY SUPPORT TO GAVIN MACINES, BN, DONNA D AND JEN H AND THEM BECASUE THEY ARE TRYING TO RUN THIS SIGHT BUT REALLY FLYING AGAINST THE FACE OF THE NYC LIBS AND “HIPSTERS” WHO DO’NT ALL WAYS WO’NT TO HERE THAT MAY BE WE DO’NT NEED TO HAVE A TO FREE MUMIA OR LEONARD PELTEIR. I MEAN SORRY BUT NO BODY LIKE’S RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE OUTSIDE OF NYC.

    WELL EXCEPT FOR THE WHITE HOUSE, I THINK BARAK AND COMPANY ARE DEFINATELY GOING TO TAKE THE BATTLE BACK TO SEATTLE OR AT LEAST GO BREAK OUT SOME WINDOWS IN A STAR BUCKS IN DUPONT CIRCLE OR WHEREVER THEY HAVE THEM IN THE CAPITOL.

    BUT ANY WAYS A SO WE SEE “JOE THE PLUMBER” IN THE MEDIA, AND ALL SO BRIAN WILLIAMS ON NBC, DEFINATELY THE “LEADING LIGHTS” OF THE NORMAL GUY FRANCHISE, I AM JUST A FOOT SOLDIER. BUT IT IS A PEACE CORE REALLY, I AM NOT A FIGHTER MORE A LOVER LOL LADIES!!!

  22. Top jimmy says:

    Hit me like a ton of pricks is very funny

  23. Taeil says:

    The Mayan Calender ends on 2012. This either means the world will truly end as the Mayan predicted or they got tired of etching shit in stone for dates thousands of years past their fucking lifetimes.

    P.S. I came out sideways.

  24. sarah cynthia sylvia stout says:

    Solar flares are supposed to increase significantly and sun storms to gain in power, in the years surrounding 2012. This can lead to interference with our planet’s electricity/technology in unpredictable ways. Nobody really knows what the fuck might happen, but that’s the only hardcore-reality-based fact I’ve found thus far regarding the conspicuous date. I’d feel a whole lot better murdering my lungs though if I knew the world would end in a couple.

    http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2006/10mar_stormwarning.htm

  25. Patricia Richardson From Home Improvement + Jurassic Park raptors says:

    “Faggot”? I bet you’re not using this word because you’re gay and you think that makes it okay and chummy. Rather you would likely have been a victim of this hateful word at least once which causes some to avoid it altogether—even when it’s used as hilariously and cleverly as it is here! So, when you say “faggot” doesn’t that kind make you like a wigger who calls his white friends “niggers” because he wants to illustrate subtlety-free that he is A-OK with black culture? Door number 3 would be that you don’t really care about the offensiveness of this word. Maybe because you have been victimized by hateful words; maybe because you have not. Are you willing to expatiate on your semantics?

  26. ew says:

    ^ OMG its hillary duff!

  27. yanburts says:

    Great read Blognigger!

    I live in Berkeley, California, where earthquakes have been known to happen from time to time, and smartypants from around the world come to University in order to better study them. From talking to seismology student friends of mine, I’ve learned that despite all we’ve learned for as long as the study has been around, the odds of predicting the exact time and place of a given earthquake is about the same as betting on a single number in roulette.

    What your entry made me realize, is that people like Sollog (cyber-wingnut opportunists), by attempting to predict earthquakes, are playing such a roulette game, only not for money, but for attention from upper-middle class marijuana users like you and me. By predicting a whopping two high magnitude earthquake in close proximity to each other (in both time and space), Sollog hit the conspiracy theory jackpot.

    However, if you apply just a small modicum of skepticism to these “predictions,” a viable explanation becomes clear. What we do know about the seismology of South-East Asia is that it is a crossroads where several relatively small tectonic plates come together, so when a high magnitude earthquake happens in one part of SE Asia, it’s going to send the responsible plate careening on a collision course with the others, and therefore another earthquake is bound to follow shortly thereafter, and then another, and then another, and then the plates all just sort of find equilibrium and calm the fuck down for a while. SE Asia is also largely poorly developed, and poverty stricken. So even though earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, and all manner of seismic upheaval that would make the average post 9/11 New Yorker shit themselves to death, are happening there all the time, you probably won’t read about them on the front page of CNN or BBC any more than you’d read about a gang related shooting in Trenton.

    So again, thank you for your hilarious and edifying tidbits of New York life, and I hope you find my observations to be of some help to you. Or maybe I just took the magic out of your earthquake fetish with my overly worded, geeked out explanation, in which case i offer my sincerest apologies.

  28. Vane$$a says:

    Where Ty at?

  29. Jagrash says:

    The acid test of prophecy: if %100 of a “prophet”‘s predictions are not %100 fulfilled, he must be disregarded completely.
    A vast number of crazy jackoffs making dumb predictions will predict actual events regularly, but not one can do it consistently. He predicted two earthquakes? So what? Sollog failed to deliver the nuke attack and therefore is irrelevant, lesser demon or no.

    As for 2012-the earth is deeply fucked. It is human(e) to imagine it cannot stand this way long. Yes, we yearn to be purged. There has always been apocalyptic thinking. Hasn’t happened yet, though.

    The Christ quietly came & went twice…the real catastrophe is that we may actually survive.

  30. Heyyzues says:

    JagrAsh you left your tinfoil hat in the van by accident

  31. Blognigger says:

    Patricia, shut up you dumb faggot

  32. Fredo says:

    ‘the ranty race commentary zingers that is getting a little played, its lost it’s luster, and has half convinced me that BN is actually a white dude.”

    Truer words were never spoken. Looking around the country, it’s the white guys wearing T-shirts that proudly proclaim their racial identity and loyalty. You never see black dudes doing that.

  33. cable guy says:

    Fredo – what you just said made no sense whatsoever. Never see black guys wearing stuff that proclaims their racial identity?

    Ok so, those of you who live in Kansas like Fredo, it’s ok to keep visiting streetboners, just stop commenting.

  34. Fredo says:

    Hey, shit-for-brains…

    I was responding to the ‘tard who says anyone fixated on race must be white.

    I ALWAYS see blacks claiming racial identity. Sometimes, it seems it’s all they do.

    Whites can NEVER wear a “Proud to be White” T-shirt without it becoming a fucking national news scandal.

    Take English 101 and learn about “subtext” and “irony,” will you?

    By the way, the most consistently articulated bigotry in America is city-versus-country. I’m moving to the country and, along with all those stupid “yokels,” I’ll be one of the only Americans alive in ten years. Study after study has proven that country-dwellers living in decidedly non-”diverse” climes are happier. Fuck you city mice. Your “tolerance” will catch up with you before the year’s end.

  35. Mrs. Rothman says:

    ^^^

    Looks like SOMEone has a case of the Mondays!

  36. Vane$$a says:

    Putnam

  37. homeless says:

    al gore weather …jajajajajaaa

  38. Floater says:

    Classic ending!

    And Terrance Mckenna’s nuts ftw

  39. whiners suck says:

    @ Fredo: Who is the “‘tard who says anyone fixated on race must be white.”?

    If you are directing that comment at me you are assuming that my statement that Blognigger’s race-centric posts are getting a lil stale, and his beating of said dead horsey beg the question “are you actually black?” implies that I think “anyone fixated on race must be white”. If that is the case your logic is patently retarded and everything you say should be disregarded as shit, you are wrong, I don’t think that at all. Apples and oranges motherfucker, none of my statements logically lead to that conclusion, you just extrapolated my comment about one fucking person to include ANYONE and also threw in some lame sarcastic comment to go with your wildly false deduction. Fuuuuuccckk you soooo stuuuupppiddd!

  40. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) says:

    WELL I THINK IT IS GREAT THAT FREDDO IS MOVING TO THE COUNTRY, IT IS LIKE WHEN JIM GOAD MOVED TO A BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD EXCEPT DIVERSIFYING EVEN MORE. I THINK FREDDO SHOULD MOVE TO A BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE COUNTRY. HE IS REALLY GETTING “OFF THE GRID” AS WE ALL SHOULD TRY TO DO IN THESE TRYING TIMES, AND HE IS THINKING OF HIS “CARBON FOOTPRINT” WHICH IS JUST GOOD HORSE SENSE.

    I DO’NT AGREE WITH EVERY RACIALIST THING HE SAYS BECAUSE I FOR ONE JUST DO’NT SEE RACE, I MEAN, IF A MAN IS BLACK OR WHITE OR YELLOW I DO’NT KNOW ABOTU IT UNLESS HE IS MAYBE WEARING SOME KIND OF MEDALLION TO DISPLAY HIS PRIDE, BUT I AM SURE FREDDO IS REFERING TO SOME “BELL CURVE” STUDIES SO YOU DEFINATELY CA’NT DISCREDIT HIM, I MEAN EVEN NOAM CHOMSKY PROVED THAT ASIANS ARE SMAERTER.

  41. too long says:

    didn’t read it.

  42. songoman says:

    Armageddon. Hmph.

    Everyone thinks that means the world blows up and everybody dies. We are SO fuckin’ self-centered; “OMG! It’s Armageddon! The people will all be dead!” Which of course equates to “the world is going to end”.

    No. The world won’t even notice our absence. It might be the end of OUR world, but who gives a fuck. It ain’t the end of THE world.

    I’m thinking that Armageddon will be different. If it’s just a matter of getting rid of the pestulance of humanity, that’s rather anticlimactic. And I’d like to think we’ll learn a little something rather than waste a good Armageddon just fucking DYING. Where’s the challenge in that?

    I like to think that what will REALLY constitute Armageddon is the collapse of the structure of currency and finance in the world. Money won’t mean shit. Just like it’s starting to not mean shit now. What will really count in the world is what you have to OFFER. So the Wall St faggots (that’s for you, Patricia. Or do you prefer dykes? Fudgepackers? Turd Burglars? Let me know. I’m trying to expatiate my semantics. How’m I doin’?) will REALLY be as worthless as we all know they are now. But plumbers, writers, musicians, carpenters, and Cage Fighters will be hot commodities in the New Society.

    I’m kinda looking forward to it, actually. It appears to have already started.

  43. Joey Odessa says:

    No, the world will definitely notice our absence. It’ll throw the greatest party ever once we’ve vacated the premises. You don’t have to be a tree molesting member of the Village People to be hip to that shit. I bet animals get together and hold seminars about how fucking stupid we are and how to better deal with our stupidity. They probably hold survival classes. While you’re spending your evenings watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, squirrels are getting together and learning judo and talking about how to appease the humans while hanging onto their traditional lifestyles. In terms of oppression, no group of human has fuck-all on nature’s kingdom. Why do you think they always run or attack when they see us coming? We’re dicks!

  44. ty says:

    Hey Vane$$a. 2/25 @ 9:08

    I’m here. This one just frightened me way too much. Remember I’m still recovering from my brain thing.

    Makes me remember (I remember!) that when I was a kid and I first heard one of those end-of-world California falling into the ocean tidal wave things. The day came and I was surprised that people were doing things LIKE EVERY DAY. No adults were taking that shit seriously.

    I was scared as fuck and when our neighbor’s sprinklers went off (other side of the fence) I almost shat myself because the tidal wave had arrived.

    So, yeah, I’m here.

    Thanks.

  45. Vane$$a says:

    Thank God. I was so worried. You always show up for BN’s posts. Don’t ever do that again!

  46. Fredo says:

    “race-centric posts are getting a lil stale, and his beating of said dead horsey beg the question “are you actually black?” implies that I think “anyone fixated on race must be white”…

    OK, then, J. Robert Oppenheimer, AKA the genius who can’t spell “genius” correctly, then PLEASE elucidate to everyone what a fair inference from your statement is.

    1) Stale, race-centric posts beg the question of whether someone is actually black.

    Is that a fair conclusion from WHAT YOU JUST SAID? So you’re saying blacks can’t get “ranty” and “stale” in their race-centrism? No? Then what?

    Eluicidate clearly, because WHATEVER the fuck you’re saying, I have not the merest doubt that it’s riddled with half-conceived notions and would make it easy for me to prove that YOU, sir, are the one who’s roughly as intelligent as your average continental African—i.e., not much.

  47. whiners suck says:

    You are doing the exact same thing AGAIN, taking my statement about blognigger and making a sweeping generalization towards anyone. Blognigger, (the ONLY person I made a statement about) happens to be someone who is not revealing his identity, he says he is black and likes to poke fun at his own race as well as other minorities yet he rarely and/or as harshly criticizes whites. Keeping these circumstances in mind any intelligent person with a healthy dose of skepticism would wonder if he is really black! Especially after the last series of articles he wrote on the topic which seemed a bit contrived in my opinion. There is no inference to be made; the statement was what it was, about Blognigger only.

    I suppose if you really want to take my statement as more than what it was, a statement about BN, the only fair jump (and it is still a jump) you could make is that I think that a person who claims to be one thing, and likes to make fun of said thing by affirming stereotypes over and over and over again, AND here is the most important part doesn’t reveal their identity, might not be what they say they are. This goes for anything. For example and I know this is really lame but when I was much younger used to go onto Christian blogs and chat rooms and pretend to be Christian and say all kinds of horrible stereotypical things because that to me was really funny, I created very elaborate set-ups and back stories and I did this for a whole year (hey I was bored and 13). So what is to say that BN isn’t doing the same thing just for fun?

    But all that is a moot point anyway, I love blognigger and I said I was only half convinced, which contradicts your assumption from the get go because it shows that I used to and still think it is completely possible for him to be black I’m just questioning it, thus your conclusion that I think “anyone fixated on race must be white” was dead in the water before you even tried to make it.

    Oh and by the way I am a Miss not a Sir

  48. Fredo says:

    Oh, you’re a female! No wonder you’re stupid!

    Talk about premises being “dead in the water!” The shit-ton of verbal ballast you just unloaded is far staler and rantier than anything BN ever wrote. Therefore, by logic’s immutable laws, you have just disqualified yourself from being taken seriously on that point.

    And trying to defend your loose-vadged allegation by clumsily trying to make it BN-specific is also a mangled act of cowardly semantics. “If this specific person is acting this way, they probably are white” is still a RACIAL GENERALIZATION about a specific form of behavior. Duh! Go stuff a duck up your twat, dumbass! You lose!

  49. whiners suck says:

    wow you are really retarded.

    You clearly didn’t read (at least not with any intelligent analysis) what I have written. It may be full of run-on sentences and spelling errors but the content remains. I stand by it. I know that I am right and so would anyone else that has any concept of sound logic.

    Admit it, you made a hasty (and offbase) generalization and tried to make a clever little remark about it, you failed because you didn’t take any time to actually BE clever and now your just drowning and trying to talk me in circles, sorry but its not working. Also I love the fact that you use my gender to try to discredit my argument, fyi that particular brand of faulty logic is called a red herring.

    PS I’m tiny and my pussy is tight as fuck, its not my fault even an infant would feel loose on your miniscule cock. Sorry but I had to.

  50. Fredo says:

    Again, smelly, don’t use words that are clearly out of your league.

    The correct spelling is “minUscule,” but retards everywhere get that one wrong. Next time you’re describing the level of talent you possess, at least you can spell it right.

  51. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) says:

    WELL I HALF TO SIDE WITH FREDDO HERE BECASUE HE IS A DEFENDOR OF THE WESTERN TRADITION, WHICH WAS BASED ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND BY TYPEING IN THIS BLOG HE IS PROVEING THAT GLORY OF THE LANGUAGE AND ALSO OF THE ANGLO-SAXON CULTURE AND WHEN PEOPLE LOOK BACK ON THE INTERNET FIFTY YEAR’S FROM NOW, I THINK THEY WILL LOOK AT FREDDO’S POSTS AND SAY “THIS IS WHY WHITE ANGLO-SAXON CULTURE WAS GOOD, THIS GUY WAS REALLY OPERATING AT THE FULL CAPACITY OF A ANGLO-SAXON WHITE MAN”

  52. forget twaggots, what about blaggots? says:

    i have no doubt that blognigger is black. today’s hip blacks and their guilt-induced white counterparts have the same relationship today that black slaves had with their white masters in the past. he is playing up to them to maintain their acceptance in the circle (albeit as their fool), “LOOK MASSUH, I’M FUNNING ON BLACKS AND MUSLIMS AND I CALL THE WIMMENZ BITCHES AND HOS!” then he smiles a big smile and they pat him on the head and tell him he rulz. for a moment, they even forget he’s one of “them.” by half,anyway.

    he threw minorities under the bus quicker than obama did his grandma. why here he is, back on sc, after reveling in the angry comments left on his blog from his black friends about the commenters here after they gave him honest feedback about his unfunny posts in the past. he neeeeeds the white man’s approval. he loathes himself for craving this acceptance but he can no sooner stop himself than betty white can stop behaving in a guileless fashion.

    or not, but i’m pretty sure that’s about right.


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