Posted by
Gavin
• 02.27.15 12:00 pm

I’m a little late to the party on this but did you know that Joe Piscopo has evolved into one of the biggest douchebags in America? 

I first heard about him on the Anthony Cumia show but apparently O&A have already talked about the guy at length. These clips are old but he’s still ringing the douche bell loudly on New York’s AM 970 where he bores everyone to tears with never-ending stories about how great New York is (“The greatest city in the world I tell ya, nothin like it). After the SNL 40th anniversary he talked for about a day about his close pal Eddy Murphy and how he’s everybody’s pal. It’s way past embarrassing and into wonderful. In the clip above, he has this huge build up where he talks about meeting James Brown and just steals Eddy Murphy’s imitation to make his punchline.

The one below is far superior. Here he tells us how bad he feels for ignoring one of his biggest fans, Jay-Z. If you can make it to the end of this, you deserve a blow job from Kate Winslet.

 


Comments
  1. TWalsh2 says:

    I made it through :48 seconds, what’s that get me a hand job from Tilda Swinton maybe?

  2. raymi says:

    unwatchable

  3. Hatcher says:

    You would think it’d be easier to go a week without someone mentioning sexual relations with Tilda Swinton on this site

  4. Hatcher says:

    Maybe not if you’ve actually seen Tilda Swinton

  5. Dan of the Mole People says:

    Or as he is known in the industry, “Steve Guttenberg lite”

  6. Alec Leamas says:

    Now, how do I go about collecting this blow job from Kate Winslet?

  7. Ben says:

    Yeah, Pisscopo is pretty cringe.

  8. Andrew Cohen says:

    Oh dude, he made me think of this scene in Annie Hall…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyKrCAgki-Y#t=230

  9. Ground Control To My Big Dong says:

    I got through all of the first video but when he started rapping in the second one I couldn’t take it anymore. I can’t watch that shit. He should have been shot halfway through the first verse.

  10. MoistAngst says:

    “…as a uh, a musician, I love, I love Jay-Z. I appreciate Jay-Z.”

    Poor bastard.

  11. Alec Leamas says:

    For the record, I’ve met Joe personally on a few occasions and he is a real prince. Probably one of the nicest, warmest, most down to earth guys you’ll ever meet. (I know I sound like my Grandmother). He and Eddy were good friends in the 1980s and carried SNL through its dark age – Eddy was definitely the star but Joe was right there with him (Ebony and Ivory skit is class) and the rest of the cast is entirely forgettable. They were actually such good friends that when they made it they moved to the same town in North Jersey. It’s kind of a shame that he still has to sing for his dinner but that’s show business.

  12. Michaelshock says:

    I want to like him. He was a big supporter of Eddie Murphy when no one liked Murphy. Eddie Murphy made it big and never put Piscapo in anything. That said, this isn’t that entertaining. Douchebag seems a little harsh. Also “douchebag” is a little too easy and a little too politically incorrect for me. It’s like punching a retard fag in a wheelchair.

  13. Alec Leamas says:

    It’s like punching a retard fag in a wheelchair.
    __________________________

    Now that’s something I’d pay to see.

  14. Alec Leamas says:

    BTW, Joe is closing in on 64, which ain’t bad. He’s not old enough to get away with the good shit though. Gav, if you get the chance, see Rickles before he dies. Still does the worst (best) parts of “Hello Dummy” with all the good Jew stuff and racism and making fun of everyone’s ethnicity, and bringing dopes in out of the crowd and he gets away with it because he went to high school with Calvin Coolidge.

  15. HuffPostChick87 says:

    whats up with this guy, the Rose Odonnell “heartfelt standup” and the ahit that Mel Brooks filmed for HBO. This is an example of how far Jews go for each other and how small the circle of show business is.

  16. I’ve had a blowjob from Winslet. She swallows…

  17. Whaddya know says:

    Geez, and all this time I thought that Anthony Cumia was the biggest douche in America. HAHAHA

  18. Retarded Fag in a Wheelchair says:

    Punch me.

  19. Alex says:

    Opie and Anthony’s trashing of his special was one of the greatest things ever.


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