Currently, the black GOP guy is Ben Carson: Retired pediatric neurosurgeon and overall nice dude that seems asleep during debates. I’m not here to run down Carson, despite what the Left says about the man, splitting apart Siamese Twins is very impressive. While Obama splits votes by identity politicking—the smarter black dude splits brains and bodies by being way smarter than me or anyone else I know. Should that make him President? No. But it shouldn’t hurt.
Being black and Republican is very controversial. The Left will call you “Uncle Tom,” or a “House negro” or worse. Why? The Left is very afraid of black people thinking independently. For 50 years liberals have had a stranglehold on black peeps, expressed: “The D’s give you shit, and the R’s taketh away.” What exactly has the giving produced?
Well, the crime in Democratic strongholds like Baltimore, Chicago, and blah, blah, blah, everywhere there are Dem policies have given black Americans more problems than they started with. Black ghettos have been turned into science projects that no one wants to take credit for. Poverty rates remain stagnant after LBJ’s Great Society—some fifty years later. Social engineering moved the needle—barely an inch.
We all know that Thomas Sowell is rocking it, but there are other blacks that may surprise you. Karl Malone thinks, “Blacks need to stop looking for a handout.” Longtime Tyson promoter, Don King leans right. LL Cool J has supported George Pataki. 50 Cent, (Fiddy Cent for all you crackers) is a fan of Dubya Bush. Shit, Zora Neale Hurston is also throwing down. T.D. Jakes is Right? Jeez, Wilt Chamberlain was GOP? Sheryl Underwood is conservative. Lynn Swann is Right-wing. JJ from “Good Times” is conservative. Stacey Dash supported Mitt Romney, and she got blowback. Jimmy “The Rent Is Too Damn High” McMillian is a Republican (and probably the greatest man of all time.)
Being black is tough, especially if you’re Right. The real White Privilege in America is that white people can pick any political candidate we want and black people have but one choice. You’re either a black Democrat or you’re a race-traitor. That seems fair…