Posted by
Benjamin Leo
• 07.30.10 12:00 pm


A wise man once said that sending porn links to your friends is gay: It’s helping them beat off. WELL, consider me a power-bottom: I’m sending this link to all 30,000 of you.

HERE’S THE FUCKING PORN VID SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY YACKIN’ BEFORE YOU GET JACKIN’.

A wise man once said that sending porn links to your friends is gay: It’s helping them beat off. WELL, consider me a power-bottom: I’m sending this link to all 30,000 of you.

I’ve jacked off three times a day every day for the last 25 years — the last 15 years have involved the Internet. The average length of time I spend watching a given porn clip is about 15 seconds for appetizers, 1 minute 30 seconds for my finisher.

But THIS. Goddamn, it’s so good that even after I finished about 10 minutes in, I fast forwarded to see what happened at the end. So I guess that strictly speaking I didn’t watch the whole thing, but I would have.

Let me know what you think. I’ll be fapping to your comments since I am gay.

-BENJAMIN LEO


Comments
  1. creepy d says:

    this doesn’t really get good until the 9:00 minute mark.

  2. Bionica says:

    “honestly you’re making me a little uncomfortable” and she keeps going. that’s how you do it

  3. yikes says:

    i’m at work so i just had a glance. these two will be waiting for me when i get home.

  4. Loosey Fur says:

    I agree with you. I fapped and will fap again to it tonight.

  5. heppy says:

    i guess it’s not rape if it’s girls?

  6. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    Boy, I wish I was a kid again when all the wild carefree sexual indiscretions would be just shrugged off as “kids exploring” instead of having people run off and call the police all the time.

  7. Therapist says:

    This is relative to my interests.

  8. poopsmear says:

    i can only fap to trannies :(

  9. Anonymous says:

    ~~~~ C====3

  10. African Swallow says:

    I already knew about this video and yes I have watched it multiple times and fapped till my balls shriveled up.

  11. fredMS says:

    sending pr0n links is how i turned all my friends into best friends

  12. My Dick Dont Need I.D says:

    Gonna throw some warm yogurt on the walls!

  13. Ames says:

    this is great. and the missus likes it too. take note, youngsters. this is the kind of porn you CAN watch with the gf.

  14. todd says:

    shoulda switched this one with your wednesday one…. i was having a crappy wednesday

  15. carlitos says:

    this is fucking amazing

  16. larry david says:

    pretty pretty pretty good

  17. shadenfouche says:

    just pretend for two seconds that it isn’t weird and that it’s prefectly acceptable and try it out.

  18. DeadSerious says:

    Actually this ended horribly, the slut I wanted to see nude waited until the last 30 seconds to do so. I’ve seen better.

  19. Anonymous says:

    what is up with that disgusting bloody bandaid on her calf? She couldn’t put a fresh one on for the shoot?

  20. yep says:

    ain’t no bandaid but a hello kitti tatoo

  21. neeko says:

    so… did they pass the fucking test or what??

  22. Anonymous says:

    for all the sinners out there. part 2/2

    http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1442821410

  23. Lananaroux says:

    The dark haired girl is what makes this so great. She doesn’t even seem like she’s acting.


Leave A Reply