Posted by
Jen Hanley
• 07.20.10 11:00 am


I used to be a big fan of Alexander Wang, back when it was all leather pants and dirty looking models. The business woman/jock chic and velvet everything bullshit has put me off, at least for the last few seasons and it doesn’t help with these new yeti boots.

I used to be a big fan of Alexander Wang, back when it was all leather pants and dirty looking models. The business woman/jock chic and velvet everything bullshit has put me off, at least for the last few seasons and it doesn’t help with these new yeti boots.

Do you remember laughing at the girls in the big furry Ugg boots during winter? Sorry, but I’m still all style over comfort, and no matter how warm those boots may be, I wouldn’t be caught dead in a pair. I think most people feel the same.

So here’s why I can’t figure out what prompted Alexander Wang to manufacture seeming the exact same boots, except now with a platform and high heel. The fur is great (it’s no secret goat fur looks good as it is the stand in for monkey fur, which is outlawed), but to make it look so hideous is just a bummer. I don’t think shaggy fur boots are ever going to happen and I hope all of Wang’s new minions realize that before this shoe sells out at a laughable $925.

-JEN HANLEY
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Comments
  1. Red says:

    They talked about them on http://www.manrepeller.com

  2. nomoregnar says:

    What know what’s a bumout? Fucking Jen Hanley and the fact that she still does entries on SBTVC…

  3. Pearl says:

    nomoregnar – I agree. Can we replace Jen with Man Repeller lady? The latter’s got a good sense of style that isn’t all about hawking her friends’ ugly trannie trash.

  4. Zippy says:

    The models insisted that their faces be hidden out of shame.

  5. kure kure takora says:

    manrepeller is actually pretty funny, which is surprising for a female writer. replace jen with her.

  6. patrick says:

    I think its a bum out to kill a goat

    (that it also happens to make you look like an idiot is beside the point)

  7. Mudbutt says:

    if by “i think everyone feels the same” you mean “i’m fairly sure no one gives a shit” then you’re absolutely correct

  8. JEan Paul Gautier says:

    Well just this time…. If Jen hates them, then I LOVE THEM!
    GOAT EVERYTHING!

  9. ozone says:

    ^^^more like jean paul goatier

  10. Anonymous says:

    who gives a shit about some fag fashion dude selling thousand dollar uggs to assholes

  11. he says:

    love the post and could not agree more, they are the worst!!!!! well not as bad as UGGS but still pretty scarey

    -He

    http://fashionbyhe.blogspot.com

  12. Anonymous says:

    I can’t tell if thats a shoe or a small dog… that’s gotta be the first shoe on earth that has to be groomed once a week and given a flea bath…

  13. why? says:

    Here’s what I don’t get.
    Why does Gnar Jen even write for streetboners?
    Does she even read the comments after every one of her posts that say she is a shitty writer writing about stupid shit?
    Why does subject herself to the abuse?
    Why is she so deluded about her writing skills and edgy street cred?
    Why does she claim to be friends with anyone semi-internet-famous when she has never even met them in real life?
    Why do you continue to allow her to post?

    Answers please.

  14. Jenny says:

    everyone loves the fur boots!!!!! jan Hanley is 100 years old that’s all. she’s so old and has no idea what people like today.

  15. cassandra says:

    I have a pair of the big furry ugg boots.. mind you they are not uggs but i absolutely love them as does alot of others who compliment them asking where they can get a pair. i`ve had mine for 7 years still in perfect condition, they`re so warm as well.. now you dont see them anywhere and i am looking for another pair!

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