Posted by
Gavin
• 03.02.12 03:54 pm

Just got this email from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants chick.

Hi friends!

Tyrese Gibson (of Fast and Furious and Transformers) saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was the model ex girlfriend of Kanye West, Amber Rose.  (My middle name is Rose and my email adress is registered as Amber Rose).  I’ve never met Tyrese before. He pulled my email addy from that cc list and emailed me wanting to work on an album together.  So I recorded my demos on my iPhone and sent them to him.  I guess you could call them Awareness Raps?  I am the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs.

Below are all the email correspondences I had with Tyrese as well as the songs I sent him.

 

DISCLAIMER:   Tyrese is a very sweet guy with good intentions who made a mistake and I, being an actress and engaged to a comedian, could not help myself. Tyrese, please accept my 87% hearfelt apology for stringing you along.  I think we could have made beatufiul music together.


On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:41 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Hit me now … ***.***.****

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

Amber Rose Wrote:

Sorry boo I would but my neighbors is really into exotic animals and I promised I would go over and see their new baby Ball Python.

 

On Sat, Feb 25, 2012 at 9:04 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

On this new album it’s whatever..

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

On Feb 26, 2012, at 10:16 AM, Amber Rose T wrote:

lol u are so sweet boo I’ve been trying to get this album goin for so long u know how it is. Attached is the single demo I’ve been workin on… not finished yet but soon! Thanks to u boo lol. I will send you more demos soon. You will have demos comin out ur demos!!

lol

A

 

On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 10:55 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

We can make it real …. I’m sitting on a lot of magic … Let me know when ur in LA .. We can play until we customize AR

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:03 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

I like the way you think. The music is just temp tracks but the lyrics and songs are my babies. Attached is another one. I’m so happy you are feelin’ these! God Bless

lol

Love 4Ever

 

 

On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:21 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

That song was not it … Not even remotely …. Just keepin it real

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:29 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Thank you so much for keepin it really real, T. That last one I was just messin around with. The first one I sent called Dancefloor Etiquette” is important to the feministical evolution and fourth wave movement of Woman-Beats and Girl-Music. Ya know? NEWayz,

I will send more! Demos and demos

lol….xA

 

On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 11:33 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

What u on?

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

On Feb 29, 2012, at 12:43 PM, Amber Rose wrote:

Virgin America!

 

On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 12:47 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Hit me when u land Pluto lady .. I got some shit in the stash Hope I’m not wasting my time ..

I got 6 hot ones for u ***.***.****

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:23 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Here listen to these 2 first…What do you think? Then we can talk. ON THE REAL talk.

 

 

On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:26 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

That was trash …. Sorry .. At this point I don’t even believe this is Amber …. I’m cool …

Good luck on your career … One

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:40 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Wow…okay. Sorry you feel that way. To each his own I suppose. These do mean something to me. They are from my heart and I feel like there is an important message in each and every song. But okay, good luck on your career as well. OH AND BY THE WAY – For the record, this is really Amber.

Best,

Amber Rose Tamblyn

 

On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Didn’t sound like u on the songs

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Here’s something ONLY YOU would know … One night we left what party..? And u dropped me off where..??

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

On Mar 1, 2012, at 12:00 PM, Amber Rose wrote:

I don’t know what you’re talking about. What party?

Best,

Amber Rose Tamblyn

 

Tyrese Gibson ************* to me show details 12:20 PM (46 minutes ago)

Never-mind ..

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

 

 

 

 

-AMBER TAMBLYN

 

UPDATE FROM THE EDITOR: This thing has exploded across the Interwebs and Tyrese is fucking pissed. He sent Amber an email that read, “Did you really go public with this ??  Corny as fuck ..  Not cool .. Not even remotely ..   I hope this does wonders for your career” after the real Amber Rose Tweeted it.

Then Shia Labeouf contacted her and said he wants to do animated shorts of each song. Dan the Automator also wants to get involved and do a whole EP of these and I think she’s going to perform them on a TV show.

Tyrese should be happy about all this because A- It’s funny and B- he comes across as an honest guy who doesn’t like shitty music. Amber is presently trying to summon the courage to get him to do an album with her for real.

 


Comments
  1. BARCLAY says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  2. whistles says:

    omg. this is awesome.

  3. Manuel says:

    Trolling like a rose xD!

  4. wilbur says:

    that is a modern classic.

  5. Pogi says:

    Dave Cross is such a bad influence

  6. booty says:

    yessssss

  7. blaahus poopus says:

    holy fucking chuckles, batman

  8. phil says:

    fuckin a’ this is greaaatttttttt

  9. Sniffy says:

    Hahahaha! Tyrese is a fool. What an idiot. He actually went that long??? After the first song I would have been doubled over on the floor! David Cross + Amber Tamblyn = Mad genius.

  10. Aviva says:

    THIS IS SO GORGEOUS

  11. AliMac says:

    Dear Amber Rose Tamblyn – I will buy your woman beats girl music album. Love, Ali

  12. Top Slop says:

    I actually like these jamz. its like kreayshawn. tyrese is hot, tho.

  13. PNUT says:

    “Respectfully Yours”
    -Male model from the 90’s

  14. kiiitten says:

    omg this is so amazing. i cried during the last song, it was so beautiful

  15. ADD Vis-a-vis says:

    Those songs are pure fucking gold.

  16. viktor says:

    The juxtaposition of those two photos at the beginning had me cracking up before I even read the rest of the post. Tell it like it is menstrual pad pricing working class white girl.

  17. lolz says:

    lol as if the real amber could have done better that bitch is trash too

  18. Amber Tamblyn for XXL Freshmen of the Year let’s be real…

  19. space island says:

    SO MUCH BETTER THAN KREAYSHAWN

    give this girl a dj

  20. ohsweetie says:

    amber! you’re my fucking hero. these are the best. definitely made my week! XOXOX

  21. Patrick says:

    I would buy your album in a second…

  22. […] to Tamblyn: Gibson… saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was […]

  23. […] to Tamblyn: Gibson… saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was […]

  24. lol says:

    the moment she sang “my HAIR” he should have realised she wasn’t that bald amber rose

  25. […] master George Clooney only dreams of busting on a trick. Amber writes on her Facebook page (via Street Carnage) that it all started when Tyrese saw her name cc’ed on an email that one of their mutual […]

  26. […] to Tamblyn: Gibson… saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was […]

  27. […] to Tamblyn: Gibson… saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was […]

  28. Milk Pocket says:

    More posts like this, please, not that gifts like these just come along every day.
    dontevenreply.com has stuff like this, but it starts off by a guy trolling craigslist. This one is a big fish that just hopped in the boat.

  29. Jay C says:

    Honestly she got skillz 😛 haha

  30. […] forward, as well as her questionable demos, two of which are below. I think one of the commenters on the original post summed it up best: David Cross is such a bad […]

  31. NoTohriious says:

    The fact that Tyrese kept responding had me in tears. I liked the “All In Favor” joint tho.

  32. […] Read the full email exchange between “Amber Rose” and Tyrese here. /* Share on Tumblr Tweet See More: Tyrese, Celebrity Gossip /* */ /* […]

  33. Manu says:

    OMG Amber, you are amazing!

  34. Jess says:

    Comedy gold!

  35. bish says:

    Oh man, that was classic!!!

  36. B says:

    she needs to put that last one out, for real. it is perfect.

  37. […] master George Clooney only dreams of busting on a trick. Amber writes on her Facebook page (via Street Carnage) that it all started when Tyrese saw her name cc’ed on an email that one of their mutual […]

  38. lol says:

    awesome

  39. hahah says:

    omg, that was so funny! I’m glad you have that type of humour other celebrities just wouldn’t do this.. and thats why i love you haha

  40. Charles says:

    LMAO!

  41. .... says:

    this was perfect. i haven’t laughed this hard reading something on the internet in a while. great work

  42. BBS says:

    This is awesome! Do I hear some Nicole Blackman influence to Amber’s songs?

  43. JAY-Z DO SOMETHING!

  44. Mechneck says:

    FANTASTIC!!! Amber You ROCK!! Keep up the saterical music! I would like to hear more!

    All the way from AFG land! Thanks for your support!

  45. Mechneck says:

    OOPS I Not E!!!!

  46. Zenni says:

    LMFAO!

  47. […] to Tamblyn: Gibson… saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was […]

  48. dj1 says:

    that was hillarious! the biggest laugh i had all weekend

  49. […] to Tamblyn: Gibson… saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was the […]

  50. MX says:

    what makes this especially so hilarious is amber tambyln’s actually got flow….

  51. Gavin says:

    True story: I have a place upstate next to David Cross and we have a big tee pee outside because my wife’s a squaw. She’s also a fag hag and she was having some party in there with her gay friends one night. I was walking by and I heard my wife say, “I fucking LOVE Amber, she’s so hot and sexy.” Then a homo goes, “She’s has incredible style. She’s fucking amazing.” And my wife says some shit like, “Oh my God, can you believe her ass?” They went on and on about how fuckable Amber was and eventually I had to check in and ask them why they were talking about our neighbor’s fiancé like that. They weren’t. They were talking about Amber Rose.

    Respectfully,
    Gavin McInnes

  52. […] Tyrese Gibson confunde a Amber Tamblyn con Amber Rose […]

  53. jcx says:

    Your wife lives Amber?

  54. Admin says:

    Not sure where the other 49 comments went. Looking into it now…

  55. Admin says:

    They’re back. Settings issue. Bye.

  56. Chief Kurtz says:

    Tyrese saw her name and got a hard on. I’m sure he would have put up with any crap Amber Rose churned out if he thought she’d ‘Mom up his man bleach’. Amber T is both funny and beautiful.

  57. […] to Tamblyn: Gibson… saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was […]

  58. ??? says:

    Yeah…not sure why Tyrese is pissed. He came off pretty good. I thought he was going to eat up her crappy songs but he called her on them. Chill Ty. Chill.

  59. azizretardi says:

    that was not even remotely funny… some of the worst attempts at trolling ever…

    didn’t even have him going for 5 seconds.

  60. […] an actress and engaged to a comedian [David Cross], could not help myself,” Tamblyn told Street Boners and TV Carnage, to whom she sent the entirety of the correspondence, which included some fake demos she recorded […]

  61. Cammila says:

    Amber is hilarious. I’d love to hear her perform this shit on Fallon.

  62. […] recording artist herself, obviously. There was a correspondence — fully, gloriously detailed Street Carnage — in which Amber sent over some demos of her “awareness raps” (sample titles: […]

  63. Lola says:

    Boring

  64. poryorick says:

    A-Ro is tight. Move over Nicki…

  65. […] Amber Tamblyn or Amber Rose? […]

  66. […] of correcting his mistake, Tamblyn sent Tyrese four impromptu rap demos she created on her […]

  67. Shaka says:

    This is hilarious..and how often does Tyrese use the phrase “not even remotely”? damn.

  68. […] with a series of original "Awareness Raps." An excerpt of the exchange, as detailed at the blog Street Boners and TV Carnage: On Feb 26, 2012, at 10:16 AM, Amber Rose T […]

  69. […] And because I feel like it’s my duty to counter something inspirational with something totally hilarious/amusing, actress/funnywoman/now my favorite lady emcee ever Amber Tamblyn recently punked (not “Punk’d”) R&B singer and actor Tyrese Gibson after Gibson solicited Tamblyn about doing a musical collaboration, mistaking her for model/Kanye arm candy, Amber Rose. The resulting email and iPhone beats exchange are blowing up the interwebs. The future Mrs. David Cross (yep, she’s engaged to Tobias Funke) says she’s 86% sorry for the prank, but you’ll be 120% stoked that you spent 20 minutes reading their “dialogue.” […]

  70. JaCaria says:

    This is so freaking hilarious! I think I have a girl crush on Amber Tamblyn now…

  71. […] to Tamblyn: Gibson… saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was […]

  72. […] case of mistaken identity and decided to pull a little joke on Tyrese. Read the entire exchange at Street Carnage and check out Tamblyn’s hot raps, along with some commentary from Tyrese, […]

  73. […] case of mistaken identity and decided to pull a little joke on Tyrese. Read the entire exchange at Street Carnage and check out Tamblyn’s hot raps, along with some commentary from Tyrese, […]

  74. […] case of mistaken identity and decided to pull a little joke on Tyrese. Read the entire exchange at Street Carnage and check out Tamblyn’s hot raps, along with some commentary from Tyrese, […]

  75. Kai says:

    Love that I came across this on International Women’s Day. Fucking brilliant!!!

  76. […] case of mistaken identity and decided to pull a little joke on Tyrese. Read the entire exchange at Street Carnage and check out Tamblyn’s hot raps, along with some commentary from Tyrese, […]

  77. […] Tamblyn quickly realized this was a case of mistaken identity and decided to pull a little joke on Tyrese. Read the entire exchange and hear the tracks at Street Carnage. […]

  78. […] Tamblyn quickly realized this was a case of mistaken identity and decided to pull a little joke on Tyrese. Read the entire exchange and hear the tracks at Street Carnage. […]

  79. […] Tamblyn via email if she wanted to record an album with him, Amber Tamblyn ran with it. Not only in a series of email exchanges but Amber Tamblyn laid down some serious demo […]

  80. […] was Amber Rose’s (Kanye’s Ex), so Amber pretended to be Amber & hilarity ensued. (STREETCARNAGE) Share this:ShareFacebookTwitterDiggLike this:LikeBe the first to like this […]

  81. Sarah says:

    I can’t stop laughing about “Dance Floor Etiquette.

  82. Kayden says:

    Oh my god! !.. I want Mexican food!

  83. […] Read the correspondence between Amber Tamblyn and Tyrese Gibson and check out her “awareness raps” below (via Street Carnage). […]

  84. ChiTown Rich says:

    Wonderful songs. Your writing is awesome. Coming from a decades long Frank Zappa fan that’s saying a lot.

  85. Cara says:

    OMG! This is so f’ing funny! I hope Amber does something with this. Tyrese is an asshole.

  86. Oh my, this is awesome.

    Her songs are hilarious and he came off as authentic. Don’t see why he’s pissed.

    Ah well, the lives of the rich and famous.

  87. […] case of mistaken identity and decided to pull a little joke on Tyrese. Read the entire exchange at Street Carnage and check out Tamblyn’s hot raps, along with some commentary from Tyrese, […]

  88. HOLY COW! I thought this was awesome, and if he can’t realize that the whole thing was just a mistake and got blown up because people are silly then build a bridge and get over it! I thought this was awesome, and I gotz no skillz but will happily record you on my iPhone and put it on iTunes!

  89. […] Amber Tamblyn Is The Coolest Celebrity Right Now March 16, 2012 ● by Lindsay Robertson NNNPlaceAd100x50() Prankster, writer, giver: Amber. (Getty)Remember a few weeks ago, when the young actress Amber Tamblyn found herself in a situation where it would be impossible for any funny person not to play a prank on a fellow celebrity? (Tyrese Gibson mistook her for Amber Rose and she went along with it, with hysterical results. If you missed it: the entire exchange is here.) […]

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  91. Just trolling says:

    Amber Tamblyn is just a wannabe, and these emails prove just that.

  92. brian says:

    (Not wanting to force companies to provide contraception is not the same as banning contraceptives. I thought you were smarter than that.)

  93. Terri-Lynn Dempsey says:

    I didn’t know I could love Amber Rose Tamblyn any more than I already did! I think I need an analrapist for my obsession :)

  94. […] of correcting his mistake, Tamblyn sent Tyrese four impromptu rap demos she created on her […]

  95. Cyn says:

    I’ve seen Amber perform these on YouTube. Too awesomely funny. Yeah, she punked him. BUT Mr. Tyrese could lighten up, get in on the animated deal as himself and come off looking like a decent grown man who can laugh at himself. An admirable quality.

  96. nessa says:

    Hi Tyrese if you get this i wanted to let you know that i wrote a song for you if you are interested reply back

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