Art by Jeremy Scheuch.
There are two types of men in this world. There are the guys who keep everything bottled up and there are the ones who let it all out. Which one are you?
For example, if you shit your pants last night. Would you tell your coworkers, “…shit my pants last night”? Would you then add, “I’m good for those about twice a year”? If so, you’re a George Brett kinda guy.
What if some asshole was enforcing a ridiculous rule like: You can’t have too much pine tar on your bat? Would you let a dick like that ruin an entire game? If you would completely lose your temper and attack the shit out of the guy for enforcing that rule, you are a George Brett kinda guy.
Be a George Brett kinda guy.
PS: I don’t know anything about sports. Jon Glaser turned me on to this dude last week and I am officially turned on!