Posted by
Sam.Metteer
• 12.01.08 04:19 pm


If you are looking for a wife, we highly suggest heading down to Miami for Basel- the biggest art fair in the world. It’s nothing but stunning New York art chicks getting wasted and wondering what to do with their days and giving you the time of day for the first time in their lives. The most Street Carnage-y events are Aaron’s thing and Yoshua Okon’s thing.

If you are looking for a wife, we highly suggest heading down to Miami for Basel- the biggest art fair in the world. It’s nothing but stunning New York art chicks getting wasted and wondering what to do with their days and giving you the time of day for the first time in their lives. The most Street Carnage-y events are Aaron‘s thing and Yoshua Okon‘s thing. Aaron has put together IT AIN’T FAIR featuring Scott Campbell, Kenneth Cappello, Phil Frost, Jason Nocito, Kembra Pfahler, Dash Snow, Jaimie Warren et al. Yoshua Okon has devised this arm wresting competition, ART WRESTLING, where you can arm wrestle for pieces that you would never be able to afford otherwise.

UPDATE: DATES

Aaron’s thing: IT AIN’T FAIR
Tuesday, December 2 at 8 p.m. until Saturday, December 7
3100 NW 7 Avenue, Miami FL

Yoshua’s thing: ART WRESTLING
Saturday, December 6 at 8 p.m.
Beachfront at Collins Park, between 21st and 22nd Street
art.wrestling08@gmail.com to sign up


Comments
  1. buttke says:

    can you please do a photo thing where we can look at stuff like this if we live in a flat bowl of dust like australia or an impoverished jurrassic park where nothing happens like new zealand. just do the good job that you usually do for us out here with no access to things like this and it’ll be ok.
    thanks.

  2. booya dot empeg says:

    Fuck, I wish I had known about this before I used up my free airline travel. NYC in the winter, ughhhhhhhhhh

  3. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    Oh great, a flock of self-loathing girls armed with the incredible gift of sequin application. If you’re lucky you’ll wake up naked and on display in an acrylic box with your cock resembling a kitschy muppet concept from Jeremy Scott’s 3rd grade trapper keeper. And what do you plan on gracing them with Sam, a poorly assembled video of you on ketamine and jazzercising?

  4. Josh says:

    what’s aaron’s thing? and yoshua okon’s?

    i’m down here now, looking for good parties. preferably like the one at goldrush last year.

  5. Hey says:

    Cap’n, FUCK OFF. You’re boring, self-centred and not funny.

  6. streetbummers says:

    that is an ugly ugly flyer

  7. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    Yes, but isn’t that the theme here?

  8. sacha says:

    yeah i’ll be there too this week end, please, do give some more information!

  9. anonymous says:

    pics or it won’t happen

  10. damn it says:

    just stay away from my girlfriend

  11. Hey says:

    Cap’n, Point taken.


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