Posted by
Brendan Donnelly
• 01.08.13 09:00 pm

As someone who grew up around white, dreadlocked, Phish fan Trustafarians, this is the story I’ve been dreaming about my entire life!

This sounds like something the cartoon I drew below would do to his girlfriend. It’s almost as good as the headline I clipped when I was in the Caribbean from a local paper that said “man who beat wife with conch shell gets 6 years in prison”. Finally someone using their dreadlocks for

something useful other than harvesting flies, wax (suburban whites prefer wax to cow shit like the Jamaicans use) and pissing off their parents when they come home from freshman year of college. nice that AP news had to clarify what dreadlocks were.

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Police in Oregon say a woman told officers that her boyfriend choked her with his dreadlocks.

Portland police Sgt. Pete Simpson says the unidentified woman was taken to a hospital Monday for treatment of numerous non-life-threatening injuries.

The police spokesman says 32-year-old Caleb Grotberg was arrested for investigation of several domestic violence felony crimes, including strangulation, fourth-degree assault and second-degree kidnapping. He’s due in court Tuesday.

Dreadlocks are matted ropes of hair.

 

—BRENDAN DONNELLY


Comments
  1. Lester says:

    Whats weird is that he sat there with his arms folded and commanded them to strangle her.

  2. raymi says:

    I’d just die from the gross gahaha.


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