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• 06.28.16 02:12 pm

Aziz Ansari

Aziz is a victim of racism and prejudice because he’s an Indian American and they only make a median income of $100k which is well over twice the national average, poor baby. 

All a brown person has to do in this country is yell, “I’m scared” and we all start crying. This is especially true in the comedy scene which has got to be the most pussiest scene in the history of pop culture. They’re sub-chick. It’s ironic they come across as a bunch of babysitters because they’re all childless zeroes who jump up on stage to scream, “Look at me and let me tell you about the world” while they contribute absolutely nothing to the gene pool. Good.

My alarmingly late column on Aziz and his Muslim family’s fear of Trump is HERE

  1. Mark Henry's Hand Baby says:

    Let’s give this 4’9″ Indian boy a #Bravery Award.
    “Courage In The Face Of A False Enemy With A Time Machine (Cis Male, Ethnic)”

  2. TWalsh2 says:

    He’s right to be scared, Trump supporters just bombed and shot up the Ankara Airport. I fell certain his mom’s mosque is next on their list.

  3. Ben Gazzy says:

    I, too, am scared, I saw a stand up special this guy did and I’m deathly afraid he may get the opportunity to do another one. #JustSayNo

  4. Alex says:

    Why would Aziz be afraid? He’s making money and is a legal citizen. It’s sad your considered “racist” if you prefer illegals to be screened correctly. Now, if your family is here illegally 85% America agrees they should re-enter legally, period. This isn’t TRUMPS war this is how it is. Check out England right now, BREXIT!!!!!

  5. frank says:

    > Why would Aziz be afraid? He’s making money and is a legal citizen.

    Thinking out slightly longer term I’m fine with deporting him. We’re just going to start with the illegals and decide from there.

  6. takimag expat says:

    Wrong approach to answering the alleged whiteness of domestic mass shooters by resorting to accident statistics. That’s exactly what the left does when arguing we should essentially do nothing to deal with terrorism, talk about what a slim statistical possibility it is.
    When parsing population percentages of the total for various demographics, it turns out blacks are nearly 3 times more likely to be a mass shooter than whites. Asians are well rapresented too.

  7. Joe Guttman says:

    That little turd comedian looks like the paki in the local convenience store where I buy my milk occasionally (who might have a degree in computer science from Udder Prakesh university for all I know). The liberal scum who want to fill the Western world up with them don’t realize that by importing the smartest citizens from the turd world, they are condemning those same countries to permanent poverty, because the smarter people are the only ones who can get them out of it. Maybe this is the way the liberal scum want it because they can get a thrill knowing that these pakis are the “new Americans” and that India and such countries are always going to be backward and will always be the recipients of foreign aid, thereby assuring these same liberals, jobs in perpetuity.

  8. Gandhi's wet fart says:

    Paki-Indi-Bangs are one fucked up looking race. They are the animal kingdom equivalent to the wildebeest or hyena that look like Shitva got lazy and used spare parts from other critters and slapped together those freaky animals.
    The geeky shit skins are the same mistake produced by a Brahahaman who lost sight of creating humans in his image.
    They are the true shit skins, moreso than the tar baby Negroes that needed massa sperm to lighten up black Jeezus wine making break that let one of his images burn to a charbroiled mess.
    They clearly have abo hollowed out eyes with nigger black hole corneas, Woody Allen dick noses and Manhattan jewy whiny voices, puny oriental musculature and micro weenies, that sing like those annoying high pitched squeaky jap emo porn girls getting fucked, and overall look like wet rats who crawled out the sewer covered in shit.
    Clearly not one of the gods better days.

  9. Huffpostchick87 says:

    Aziz has a show on NetFlix where the whole premise is that everyone is racist against Indians. His whole set is based in this myth as well.

  10. frank says:

    Indian hindus are hyper dangerously subversive in America. A lot of second generation indians seem like honorary proper americans they appear so assimilated. They follow American sports obsessively. They are social and not weird and many of them pretty much slide into American norms. But if you fall into their casual social company the mask slips very often. I hung out with a lot of bindis for a stretch and had many eye opening experiences. I distinctly remember sitting around tipsy and a pretzel commercial came on (snyder?) starring an all blonde germanic family with pretty white blonde daughters (natural for pretzels, right) and being the only white guy in the room. The bindis forgot I was there and ramped up a series of homicidal jokes they were so mad at apparently just the sight of a good looking white family.

    Fuck your income statistics. These people hate us. Deport back to their designated shitting streets.

    My experiences with hindus is a large part of why I laugh so hard at Jew-McCinnes’s obsession with Islam. It’s not a matter of the fucking creed. Most people just don’t belong here.

  11. OogaBooga says:

    Fuck him. If this wasn’t the least racist country in the world, he’d still be sucking cock at his actuary placement job and wheatpasting posters up on every Chicago lightpole to no avail–his improv team would still be playing to audiences of three. Have you seen his jive ass cable show? It’s one played out social justice warrior trope after another, with about a solid laugh every fifteen minutes. Not that long ago, standup used to be the one mainstream entertainment genre that flew under the P.C. radar. Now it’s all masochistic whites and affirmative action motherfuckers like this little ingrate. “Oooooooh, you’re, like, Indian or something and you’re R. Kelly-literate? How cute and cooooooooooool and funny. Bring me that little brown head so I can pat it. That’s right. *pat pat pat* Good boy.”

  12. biro berardi says:

    “…because the smarter people are the only ones who can get them out of it.”
    Nope, quite the opposite really.
    The old liberal “but we’re gaining brains!” mantra rings false to anyone living below the Berkeley-Smug line. Take a look at what kind of “human capital” is reaching European shores. Not to mention the hordes crossing the Rio Bravo. Not exactly cardiologists and engineers…

  13. BoogieWoogie says:

    It ain’t nutin to do with religion they just “hate our way of life ” sayeth the Cucks.
    It ain’t Islam it’s a noun called “terror” that’s an Islamophobic problem sayeth the Reds.

    Ha ha ha the frank is always on point with his it ain’t Islam they just don’t belong here. Now wait…..wait…there’s a rebuttal out there some where…um which )))one((( will it be, maybe…naw that would spoil his fun——the Mangina Monologues.

  14. OogaBooga says:

    Fuck you, Woogie, you one-note wonder. What fucking religion do the hordes of blacks in this country who hate whites adhere to? Islam? I don’t think so. The religion waging the most successful holy war against white Americans is Political Correctness.

    Where is your ultimate loyalty, by the way? With Israel? Or the USA?

  15. BoogieWoogie says:

    Pull your head out of your Ass “frank.”
    PC is a symptom of the Red’s ideology and……
    Islam is the religious inspiration of the terrorists and has the sympathy of a substantial portion of the Muslim World……
    Blacks are easily manipulated malcontent orcs with a politicized trivialized ooking & eeking form of Christianity that amounts to a Cargo Cilt….

    Is that so hard to understand.

    The Zionists are foreign policy manipulators and….
    Jewish Marxists have been behind international intrigue and nation wrecking…..
    It’s not either or it’s a hydra headed enemy that Civilization faces.
    Don’t be so sensitive since you certainly know how to dish it out tender tits.

  16. Sundown says:

    In all honesty, most of us wouldn’t give two rats about islam if it wasn’t for the undeniable FACT that 3rd-world christian migrants change their minds quite easily and turn jihadist like there’s no tomorrow.
    So yes I’m concerned about both immigration AND islam. This concern is not unreasonable. They go hand-in-hand, if you haven’t fucking noticed.
    Both benefit from each other.
    Both rely on our lack of pride.
    Both mess our nations big time.
    Both are enabled and encouraged by the same people.
    Zionists are not as powerful as you hope they were whilst Islamic elites are not as irrelevant and submissive as you want them to be.

  17. OogaBooga says:

    First of all, you expose yourself as a dummy when you claim that Frank is me, and vice versa. It makes you look like a crazy conspiracy theorist. As anyone who has read my comments knows, I have supported Trump’s desire to keep Muslims out of this country. And I am in total agreement on this:

    “It’s not either or it’s a hydra headed enemy that Civilization faces.”

    I have to say, though, it really pisses me off when hear indignant accusations that genuinely oppressed Palestinians cheered on 9-11, while the fact that coddled Israeli parasitical backstabbers were dancing and hugging about it in here in New Jersey is ignored.

    As for this:

    “I’m concerned about both immigration AND islam.”

    I’m really only concerned about Islam in the context of immigration.

  18. takimag expat says:

    When parsing population percentages of the total for various demographics, it turns out blacks are nearly 3 times more likely to be a mass shooter than whites:

  19. John Thomas says:

    Does anyone remember the “Human Giant” show? That was pretty funny. Since then, he’s pretty much sucked. His whole thing is like, “look at me, I’m a weaselly little twirp!” Even if you are one, who wants to like that?

  20. Sundown says:

    “I’m really only concerned about Islam in the context of immigration.”
    — — — — — —
    But they aren’t separate. Power brokers within Islam use immigration to further consolidate their influences beyond their sand kingdoms.

  21. raymi says:


  22. Alibababooboo says:

    Aziz is a self-conscious short brown geek who is getting his revenge for feeling like a little shit in the presence of tall beautiful white women. It’s as simple as that.
    Remember the “Three faces of Eve.” Or if you’re not that old then “Sybil” and her 16-personalities. It’s fun watching these poor soul(s) interact with themself(ves) in a psychic circle-jerk.
    A poster above called it (male) Mangina Monologues. Apt and fitting.
    Aziz needs a vacation in Pakistan for a little reality tune-up. Permanent vacation.

  23. Shurr Shiite says:

    An Islamic comic– is that itself an auto-punchline? (e.g. Feminist Comic; Irish Chessmaster, et al.)

    Muslims, who are offended by everything in the world except rape and murder, are probably a drain on the stand-up comedy gross product when you figure it. You don’t know the meaning of “Tough room” till you’ve accidentally depicted Mohammed in an Arabic edition of Win Lose Or Draw

  24. OogaBooga says:

    “Bernadotte, a Swede with family ties to the Swedish King, gained international recognition through his work as head of the Swedish Red Cross during World War II. Bernadotte used his position to negotiate with Heinrich Himmler and save thousands of Jews from concentration camps, although many argue that he could have done more had he been less cautious in negotiations.”

    Ha ha ha ha ha. Amazing.

  25. Morning Joe says:

    “I have to say, though, it really pisses me off when hear indignant accusations that genuinely oppressed (that press their children into becoming human bombs) Palestinians cheered on 9-11, [[[HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS]]] (AND MILLIONS OF OTHER MUSLIMS THROUGH OUT THE WORLD]]] while the fact that coddled Israeli (((A VAN LOAD))) parasitical backstabbers were dancing and hugging about it in here in New Jersey is ignored.”
    Yes I can understand your indignation if I was as desperate as you are in your hatred to scapegoat Israel-Bush-NWO for 9-11.
    Too much Prison Planet for you kook.

  26. Director X says:

    Bill thé butcher should be president.

  27. Fred says:

    -^Morning Joe
    See you critiqued OogaBooga.
    Excellent observation pointing out the ridiculousness of comparing a VAN-LOAD of contemptible Israelis on 9-11 with the blood thirsty reaction of the Palestinian Peoples pouring into the streets of Gaza and West Bank dancing, cheering, shooting weapons, and as is their custom in times of great celebration, passing out sweets to each other, kinda of a Arab mentally ill version of Halloween.
    That, and as you also mentioned the same universal reaction throughout the Islamic World, showed the extreme hatred they have for America and the West. Making a moral equivalency between a van load of Jews in New Jersey and the millions of followers of an insane Pete-o-file prophet would be laughable if it wasn’t so contemptible.
    OogaBooga is if anything transparent when it comes to Israel, his proverbial ax-to-grind.
    The rest of his screed you can take with a grain of salt as his usual contrarian bait to set up an opposing reply from a cast of devil’s advocates that is his forte.
    You also were perceptive in pointing out the real motive that the Truthers have in highlighting that event which is the alleged plot they claim by Israel and elements of the Neo-Cons in the American Government that made 9-11 an inside job.

    Kook is very kind of you.

  28. A. Ryan Mann says:


  29. Yasser Arafat's Nobel Peace Prize says:

    We are a peace loving people who like Ghandi and MLK peacefully want the country we once had back—The Ottoman Empire.
    Since they were Islamic war lords we didn’t dare say a peep as afterall we were landless wandering bedouins for the most part who like the American Indians didn’t have borders which is so xenophobic and had no concept of title other than your personal property.
    We want our country back and will not be happy till the Caliphate which once ruled us from Istanbul, but is now Isis is restored, oops Isis is an Mossad operation. Well then we want our own reservations like the American Indians and oops, we have Gaza and the West bank. Well then we promise to be good neighbors but, even then Jordanians, Egyptians, and Lebanese don’t like us. Ok no more rockets, suicide bombers and oops, we already have filled our children with homicidal suicidal hate and they won’t listen to us.

  30. ItsFunWatchingFireworks says:

    Great article, Gav. Tight reasoning and well-evidenced. Too bad that TakiMag commentators are so boring and predictable. They sound like bitchy, bitter little nerds.

  31. Asbestos says:

    I agree. I also took a stroll down the comments section and wow! it’s crawling with Stormfront looniness. They remind me of blacks who blame everything on Whites as if we have supernatural powers and have conspired to trick them. Jews are smart but not that smart and Whites are not so dumb that they need some kind of affirmative action to save them from the (((JEW))). Bitter is the word and yes crazy. I’m surprised that’s Taki’s readership as the writers are good and yes don’t pull punches when it comes to Zionism, but these drooling mouth breathers, one after the other are embarrassing.
    Are they trolls who took over?

  32. OogaBooga says:

    Ah, the hasbara have arrived. Welcome, faggots.

    So, anyway–pretty disgusting how those Mossad agents cheered and hugged and danced and lit lighters for selfies in Jersey while the towers crumbled…. right? Anyone? Anyone?

  33. OogaBooga says:

    PS Your cornucopia of ad hominem fills me with the great pleasure of knowing I outraged you by speaking the facts you want banned. Cry yourselves to sleep, traitors. Ad hominem is a spice to lightly sprinkle on real arguments.

  34. OogaBooga says:

    Thanks for throwing me inspirational softballs, you hasbara hacks. I truly love fucking with you by stating facts you want censored. It’s a curious coalition that has formed in certain sectors of the right, wherein brutal truths about blacks, hispanics, gays, feminists and Muslims are spoken openly, but any criticism aimed at Zionists immediately results in the “race-realists” channeling the SNL Church Lady character, clutching their pearls and gasping with indignation. It’s hilarious. YEAH, you phony motherfuckers, those dancing Mossad agents pissed me the fuck off, and I’d like to see some condemnation of all that their actions imply. If you don’t accept the cancerous impact the Zionists/Neocons have on our country, you’re fucking worthless and have zero credibility.

    The corniest, played out fallacy in your arsenal is this bullshit that Americans who don’t like Zionists treating America like a bitch are somehow akin to blacks complaining that all of their troubles are due to white racism. Nice try. Fucking idiotic, and you know it.

    BTW, have you ever read this article over at The American Conservative called The Myth of Meritocracy? It’s pretty cool.

    “Once we begin separating out the Jewish portion of Ivy League enrollment, our picture of the overall demographics of the student bodies is completely transformed. Indeed, Karabel opens the final chapter of his book by performing exactly this calculation and noting the extreme irony that the WASP demographic group which had once so completely dominated America’s elite universities and “virtually all the major institutions of American life” had by 2000 become “a small and beleaguered minority at Harvard,” being actually fewer in number than the Jews whose presence they had once sought to restrict. Very similar results seem to apply all across the Ivy League, with the disproportion often being even greater than the particular example emphasized by Karabel.

    In fact, Harvard reported that 45.0 percent of its undergraduates in 2011 were white Americans, but since Jews were 25 percent of the student body, the enrollment of non-Jewish whites might have been as low as 20 percent, though the true figure was probably somewhat higher. The Jewish levels for Yale and Columbia were also around 25 percent, while white Gentiles were 22 percent at the former and just 15 percent at the latter. The remainder of the Ivy League followed this same general pattern.

    This overrepresentation of Jews is really quite extraordinary, since the group currently constitutes just 2.1 percent of the general population and about 1.8 percent of college-age Americans.”

  35. Azzjizz of Gaza says:

    So many words, so little reply.
    Can’t reply, divert to the Ivy League.
    Nothing to say about a (((Van Load))) VS Hundreds of Thousands of [[[Palestinians]]] and [[[Millions of Muslims]]] celebrating ???
    Ad Hominem in a Cornucopia?—–“hasbara have arrived”—“faggots”—“traitors”—“hasbara hacks”—“channeling the SNL church lady character”—“phoney motherfuckers”—“you’re fucking worthless”—
    Oh, that CORNUCOPIA.
    Is that all you got is rehashing the same old tired “I outrage you”—“facts you want banned”—“cry yourselves to sleep”—“facts you want censored”—“curious coalition blah blah blah”—
    Some Argument. Really? You Fail.
    Why are you a taki-expat?…ummmmm.

  36. OogaBooga says:

    Wow, you’re really losing it, aren’t you, Azzjizz? Awesome. I do take genuine pleasure in reducing you to a sputtering idiot who talks like a junior high school girl. Taki-expat? Me? Certainly not. You’re projecting again.

    So… did I already ask how people felt about those Mossad agents laughing and dancing and taking selfes with lighters in Jersey while our people burned on 9-11? I can’t remember. I guess what you’re saying is that ALL enemies of America rejoiced, so what’s the big deal, right? What “special relationship” amiright?

    Anyway, something else is troubling me. Hold on a second, let me adjust my tinfoil hat. There.. Ok– Hold on… MOM, I”M BUSY! I’ll be up for dinner in a second, GOD can’t I have any privacy? Alright… Wait, where are my goddamned meds for all my mental disorders? Dammit, I left them right here on top of my dogeared copy of Mein Kampf… Probably got stolen by one of those goddamned shape-shifting lizard people…

    So… what was I saying? Oh, yeah, I don’t know why, but it kinda pisses me off that Israel doesn’t want ISIS to be defeated in Syria–kinda gets me to thinking, you know? I know, I know, it’s very selfish of me. I dunno. Just thought I’d mention it. Oh, well, take it easy guys. Guess I’ll mosey on over to Taki’s and see what’s shakin’ over there.

  37. Spectator says:

    Don’t stop, oh God please don’t stop.
    Priceless insight into the dynamics of a train wreck.

  38. George Smiley says:

    The World has certainly changed. When immigrants like Aziz came in the early 20th century, they in general had far more gratitude, were way less demanding, and lacked a sense of entitlement in a time where there was very little government social welfare. They appreciated that the real beneficiaries of their emigration was going to be their children who they would make the sacrifices for. They would sacrifice their national identity, language, friends & family to go to a new and strange land with hope and promise, but no guarantees. The ones with skills quite often, till they learned English or never, did work that was beneath what they had learned in the old country. They didn’t demand or expect to be accommodated for the sacrifice they made in coming here. They certainly did not, like Aziz, make a trade out of denigrating the country that afforded them a new home and opportunities. It would have been unfathomable to most of them too be so ungrateful and actually profit from that ingratitude to the tune of a 6-figure + income like Aziz.
    A different World with different people and a different outlook.
    The taki-mag article was good and the writers there are consistently interesting, but as noted above has a comment section filled with show offs who compete to out extreme each other. It bears repeating; “A little education can be dangerous.”
    Those blowhards don’t know what they don’t know. They come across as very literate bigots.

  39. OogaBooga says:

    Agreed. A policy of pretending to fight ISIS while Israel (and the Saudis) support ISIS is a guaranteed train wreck.

  40. Farook Ja Booti says:

    Laugh all you want but his dad was that shopkeeper who got chokeslapped in the convenience store by Michael Brown before the riots started.

  41. Duh says:

    It’s not just Stormfront looniness in the taki-mag comments section it’s right here in SC comments. Racist, anti-Semitic, Misogynistic, sick jokes are a staple of the nuts who hang out here.
    Here was a famous SC comment thread consisting of a one-man racist-rant monologue that would have made both Peter Sellers and Amos & Andy proud.
    Even the KKK looks highbrow in comparison to this:

  42. Ungawa says:

    Thanks for that link. That is some funny shit. OogaBooga is a racist on the order of the great minstrels of yore. I’m going to submit that brilliant dueling shit talking monologue to the Urban dictionary as an example of modern racist minstrels continuing the tradition of their forefathers. The KKK is so boring they could use this guy to liven up their movement.
    If he’s reading this, and I know he is as I speak, I’d like to see you create dueling Yid vs WN bullshit characters. I know you’ve got it in you with your luv for all things kosher.

  43. OogaBooga says:

    Back to that played out shit again? There is only one Ooga Booga–the one who states truths about Israel that send you spinning into hasbara hell. All of your pathetic attempts to distract fall flat. I love that you are obsessed with me. It’s inspiring!

    Speaking of which, did I mention that it bothers me that Israel loves ISIS? It does.

  44. 6-Noses over Israel Theme Park says:

    Aziz would love having The Donald as his Prez. All the “conmedians” thrive on having a bad (Republican) guy as POTUS. They miss Bush badly. It’s so boring not being able to destroy an absolute fish barrel like Obama with comedy grenades without risking the loss of their career or worse. With almost 8 years of abstinence they are desperate to get back to their favorite pastime, ripping Republican Presidents to shreds. THE Donald looks like the potentially greatest comedy gold mine of them all.
    The analogy to this over here would be the loss of someone we all love to watch crash and burn in an endless SC Ground Hog Day.
    “Don’t stop, oh God please don’t stop.”—–so true.
    Toodles sugar.

  45. OogaBooga says:

    Oh, I will always be here for you, cupcake. Here is some more entertainment to gladden your little heart.

    [In a speech at the Herzliya Conference, Israel’s military intelligence chief, Major General Herzi Halevy, took Israel’s long-standing position that it “prefers ISIS” over the Syrian government to a whole ‘nother level, declaring openly that Israel does not want to see ISIS defeated in the war.

    Quoted in the Hebrew-language NRG site, linked to Maariv, Maj. Gen. Halevy expressed concern about the recent offensives against ISIS territory, saying that in the last three months the Islamist group was facing the “most difficult” situation since its inception and declaration of a caliphate.

    Israeli officials have regularly expressed comfort with the idea of ISIS conquering the whole of Syria, saying they find it preferable to the Iran-allied government surviving the war. At the same time, they were never so overtly supportive of ISIS and its survival.

    Halevy went on to express concern that the defeat of ISIS might mean the “superpowers” leaving Syria, saying this would put Israel “in a hard position” after being so opposed to the survival of the Syrian government.]

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