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• 03.09.17 11:50 am


  1. Poor poor Gavin. He can’t believe the Zionists hate Trump and his supporters. Even Bibi’s people despise the American evangelicals who support Israel. Of course they hide it since you’re useful idiots that make sure the shekels keep rolling. Mr. McCuckness, when you going to learn what it means to be the eternal Jew? It doesn’t matter if the Jew is Orthodox or Atheist. It doesn’t matter if the Jew is Neo-Con/GOPe or Neo-Lib/DEMe. It doesn’t matter where they live, they all are Jews, and till the end of time, they remain parasites using Mankind. Now go to the Western Wall and kiss it like you kissed Milo – the boy-loving Jew, Alt-lite fag.

  2. Ratso Finklestein says:

    Senator Mccinnes went on a fact finding tour of Israel and it’s border wall. Bwahahahaha! Who does he think he is? Ted f’ing Cruz! He gave a speech? “Dudes and dudettes, I come in the name of DJT. Not officially, since if he knew who I am he’d dismiss me as some desperate publicity hound who latches like some parasite onto anything I think can revive my hopeless post-VICE career.”
    Are you so scared of the Neo-Nazi label that the MSM and academia has smeared you with that you’ve gone to this length to: “Hey look at me! I’ve gone all the way to Israel and that means I love the Jews and and that means I can’t can’t be a Nazi.”
    Don’t worry Gavin, that Milo kiss sealed the deal. You is a kosher tonguing, ASS kissing Neo-Con.

  3. Conchita Alert!! says:

    Mexican hookers to drill glory holes in our beautiful new WALL!
    Mexican hookers living along the country’s border with the United States will cash in on Donald Trump’s controversial wall – by drilling GLORY HOLES in it to suck off randy Gringo’s!

  4. Milo Yaimfuckinkidsapoopalus says:

    Top of da mornin’ to ya laddies fucking kids is a-okay.

  5. frank says:

    The israelis persecute christians, gav. Do a little investigating. You can’t trot out insinuations like you did about israel being better for the christians than the muslim hordes. America has no dog in this fight. Let these violent morons go at each other.

  6. Ghetto Defendant says:

    Gavin, Frank’s right. You should look into who burns down Catholic churches in Israel, hint: It’s not the Palestinians…

  7. foreign pressed says:

    Let’s cut him some slack fellas. He’s torn apart. Gavin is not well read and has decades of liberal influence to brush off. We may mock him for not cashing big when VICE hit jackpot, but he’s still worth at least a couple of millions…meaning he needs to keep the progressive Sqaw he made babies with calm, otherwise he’ll be living in a bum shelter in the Bronx or (even worse) moving back to Canada.

  8. Ghetto Defendant says:

    Oh, by the way Gavin, you should tell your colleague, Faith Goldy, that the Israelis support Al Nusra. They treat Al Nusra fighters in Israeli hospitals, that our foreign aid dollars help support, and then send them back to Syria…

  9. Tyrone says:

    foreign you right righteous in cutting Gav some slack. I bet all these critics never been married or ever had a real relationship so like the losers they are be hating on true G’s.

  10. Cock Muppets says:

    Luv when frank talk with Ghetto.

  11. Ground Control To My Big Dong says:

    Gavin, I know Ezra Levant signs your Rebel Media checks so you’ve got to toe the Israeli line. That’s fine. I don’t have a problem with Israel wanting to keep out Muslims either. We should be doing the same in this country. I just don’t want my money going to fund and arm the nation of Israel.

    The majority of the Jews in Israel aren’t practicing Jews. They’re not religious at all. This makes Israel an ethnic state. Kinda like the way each individual country in Europe USED TO BE its own ethnic state. Maybe when I see some columns in Haaretz or The Times of Israel that express support for Europe preserving its own ethnic heritage then I’ll consider supporting Israel in its pursuit of preserving its ethnic heritage.

    Right now, it’s time for the United States to embrace isolationism. It’s time for us to quit sending weapons to both Israel and Arab countries. Time to stop supporting the Military Industrial Complex who’s epicenter lies within our own borders. Let’s see how things go without our country meddling in other people’s business for a change.

    I have no religious horse in this race either. I was raised Catholic but I’m not religious anymore. The Catholic Church supports open borders and I ain’t down with that. They tried to “bring the Word” to Central America, South America and Africa and it didn’t do any good. Those places are still shitholes. Why are they still shitholes? Because race, ethnicity and genetics trump “the Word of God” every single time. My ancestors are Irish, Italian and French-Canadian. I want the nations of Europe to preserve their heritage. I want an ethnic state like Israel for my people. It’s probably too late but a guy can dream, right? Until that happens I don’t want any of my country’s money or weapons going to support Israel’s ethnic state. I wish Israel luck in their endeavors but they should do it on their own.

    One more thing. Fuck all the evangelicals who think that sending every Jew over to Israel is gonna bring back Jesus. Gabriel ain’t blowing his trumpet anytime soon and Jesus ain’t coming back.

    Peace, Love and Dope

  12. Ground Control To My Big Dong says:

    @foreign pressed I bet Gavin is far better off than you think. Far better off than you and Derrick Beckles put together. Everyone on this thread is doing better than you and Derrick Beckles.

  13. foreign pressed says:

    1 — that’s what I said. He’s worth AT LEAST two mils. Kudos to him for that. All the critics hate him out of jealoust, mostly. He gets to fuck around the world as a wealthy trust funded kid. Respect.
    2 — I had to google this Beckels dude as I had no idea who he was. The first image that pops up is of him next to Eric Andre. Enough said. He looks like one of the guys you pay in Giza so that your girl gets to hop on a camel.
    3– as for my finances: you can bet your mongrel paddy-guinea-pepsi ass that I make more than Beckels. Out here among StreetCarnagers only frank and OogaBooga top me. Guaran-fucking-tee.

  14. The Real OogaBooga says:

    I had upstairs neighbours who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop.

    I fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me.

    Eventually, I realised that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an apartment.

  15. The Real OogaBooga says:

    When I was younger, I went through an anal masturbation phase, I would do it nearly every single day, and I love trying out different objects. I also have jets in my pool, so I decided to grab a condom and place it carefully over my asshole, stretched it open, and had my asshole get fucked by a watery cock-dildo thing. The condom broke and my asshole was leaking for the rest of the day…

  16. The Real OogaBooga says:

    You know those polished wooden stands for holding rolls of toilet paper? Yeah, I went there. Satisfied me and my (bi)curiosity.

  17. JEWDAR says:

    If there’s one rite of passage that every American politician must pass through it’s doing obeisance to the Jews at the Wailing Wall.
    Even Rand Paul caved to the Jews (something his father would never do) and found himself sacrificing his own son to the Kotel Rabbi looking as if he was being led away to the slaughter.
    You see, taking the mark of the beast in order to buy Jewish admission to sell political services is every American politician’s career-dependent rite of passage.
    Now, the Jews would have us believe that there’s something sacred about the Western Wall, that it’s a remnant of the Second Temple, where paper prayers of the Goyim are snatched by the ‘Divine Presence’ who supposedly dwells in its crevices and stones.
    Dead wrong.
    The Wailing Wall is actually the remains of a Roman fortress called “Fort Antonia” built north of the actual Temple where no protruding rock ever existed but rather was built upon the Gihon Spring.
    The rock upon which the Dome of the Rock was built adjoining the Western Wall was actually the centerpiece around which Fort Antonia was built. There’s nothing sacred about this rock or this Wall.
    This is attested to by the eyewitness, Jewish historian Josephus, who also wrote in his “Jewish Wars” that the Romans left nothing above or below ground of the Second Temple so that one coming to Jerusalem thereafter would never believe a Temple ever existed.
    According to Josephus, Titus, the Roman General who razed Jerusalem to the ground in 70 AD, allowed Fort Antonia to remain to house the Tenth Legion left to monitor Roman affairs in Jerusalem.
    And thus the prophecy of Christ, “Not one stone will be left upon another,” was fulfilled. God will not be mocked.
    If you still don’t believe me, then get the book, “The Temples That Jerusalem Forgot,” by Professor Dr Ernest Martin, and you’ll surely be convinced.
    Now, what Rand Paul should have known is that the Wailing Wall is the seat of a Satanic ritual outlined by the 13th Century Jewish occult system known as the Kabbalah as expounded in the Zohar and expanded upon by the 18th Century Hasidic Movement.
    You see, this so-called ‘Divine Presence’ at the Wailing Wall is actually the Kabbalistic feminine emanation of their false god, the “Shekinah.”
    Watch closely how the rabbis thrust their pelvises and penises back and forth in a prescribed prayer movement called “davening” in which the Jew copulates with the ‘Shekinah’ in order to give birth to an erotic union with the ‘Ein Soph,’ the Kabbalistic masculine emanation of their false god.
    Now watch this young Jewish boy, who instinctively knowing that “davening” is a lewd and embarrassing act…just can’t bring himself to perform the thrusting of his pelvis.
    My friends, for Rand Paul, and for so many other saps like McCain, Bush, Obama, Clinton, and Romney, to perform the rite of political passage at the Wailing Wall is nothing less than to shake hands with the Devil.
    And if God doesn’t dwell in temples made by human hands, (as the Bible tells us), much less would He dwell in a Roman fortress.
    The hoax is on.
    Not only are our politicians selling their souls to the Jews at a Roman fortress named Fort Antonia, now misnamed, ‘The Western Wall,’ they’re participating in a lewd occult ritual where the so-called ‘Divine Presence’ is actually Satan himself.
    Satan’s seat is at the Wailing Wall and our politicians—brought there by the Jews—are carrying him all the way back home to America.

  18. The Real OogaBooga says:

    My favorite website. TOODLES!!!

  19. OogaBooga says:

    Wow, Fake Me, that’s a brilliant way of distracting from the great article from about Israel that I linked. Here’s another, hasbara:

  20. vv*vv says:

    No shit Gavin is confused…or out right in denial. He describes himself on twitter as a “Libertarian for closed borders” for fuck sakes! How does that work dummy? And if he’s so well off as many here claim he is (I don’t doubt it) then that’s even worst since if he has fuck you money he should be able to tell Ezra to fuck off back to Canada and engage in full alt-rightness. But nooooo, he’s been living in NYC too long so he got some bro-luv for the chosen ones. Even some early articles on this very blog confirm this. He praised Montreal’s orthodox jewbears for crying out loud.
    That goodness this blog still attract some of the old time / aficionado commenters. That’s what makes me come back every now and then. Too many great stuff to check these days.

  21. old time / aficionado commenter says:

    “Thank goodness this blog still attract some of the old time / aficionado commenters. That’s what makes me come back every now and then. Too many great stuff to check these days.”
    You mean like this SHIT!!

    Betty and Jack up a tree
    First comes Betty, then comes Jack
    Then comes the goo out of Betty’s crack
    Dittle dittle the cat and the fiddle
    The cow jumped over the moon
    That’s more than my lazy wife does
    That fat fucking smelly baboon
    Doe, a deer, a female deer
    Ray, the guy that fucked her ass
    Eenie, meenie, miney, moe
    Suck my dick and swallow slow
    Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
    Jerked off in his girlfriend’s eye
    When her eye was dry and shut
    Georgie fucked that one eyed slut
    Hickory dickory dock
    Some chick was sucking my cock
    The clock struck two I dropped my goo
    I dumped the bitch on the next block
    Hickory dickory dock
    My balls fell out of my jock
    I laid them to rest on some hooker’s chest
    And paddled her face with my cock
    Hickory dickory dock
    She took a good look at your cock
    It’s really scary, old wrinkled and hairy
    It smells like a ten year old sock
    Itsy Bitsy Spider living in my crotch
    Every time he takes a bite there’s another big red blotch
    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    Both with a buck and a quarter
    Jill came down with two-fifty
    That fucking whore
    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    And Jack would try to hump her
    Jill said “No”, Jack said “So”
    “I’ll ram it in your dumper”
    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
    Jack burned off his fucking dick
    Jack Sprat could eat no fat
    His wife could eat no lean
    So Jack ignored her flabby tits
    And licked her asshole clean
    Little Bo Beep fucked a sheep
    Blew a horse, licked his feet
    She ate his ass so very nice
    Tongued his balls not once but twice
    Little Boy Blue – he needed the money
    Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
    Eating a pizza pie
    He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony
    And wiped his mouth on his tie
    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
    Eating her curds and whey
    Along came a spider, he sat down beside her
    He said “Hey, what’s in the bowl bitch”
    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
    A lightbulb was stuck up her ass
    It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her
    He said “Hey, free electric and gas”
    Mary, Mary quite contrary
    Trim that pussy it’s so damn hairy
    Mary, Mary shaved her cunt
    Now it looks like Allen Funt
    Mary had a little lamb
    She kept in her backyard
    When she took her panties off
    His woolly dick got hard
    Mary knew a little man whose prick was very thin
    Every time he fucked her, she would ask him “Is it in?”
    Old King Cole was a merry old soul
    A merry old soul was he
    He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit
    Washed it down with some tea
    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
    To get her dog a bone
    She bent over, Rover took over
    She got a bone of her own
    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
    To get her old dog a snack
    The cupboard was bare, she didn’t despair
    She let Rover munch on her crack
    Patty cake, patty cake bakers man
    If your chicks on her period, fuck her in the can
    Peter Peter pumpkin eater
    Had a wife, loved to beat her
    Smacked her twice across the head
    Fucked her ass and went to bed
    Peter Peter pupkin eater
    Whacked off in the movie theater
    Sprayed his load across the screen
    And ruined Titanic’s final scene
    Peter Peter pumpkin eater
    Knew a chick, but couldn’t meet her
    Saw her brother one fine day
    Sucked his cock and now he’s gay
    Rock-a-by baby on the tree top
    Your mother’s a whore I ain’t your pop
    Roses are red, violets are blue
    I’m a schizophrenic and so am I
    Roses are red, violets are blue
    I fucked your mom in the ass and she had you
    Row, row, row your cunt
    Gently down my prick
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
    Then you’ll suck my dick
    Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub
    Faggots have threesomes too, so fucking what
    There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
    She had so many kids, her uterus fell out
    There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
    She had so many kids, she didn’t know what to do
    So she started sucking dick
    Three blind mice, see how they run
    Where the fuck are they going
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    How I wonder what you are
    Shine upon the parking lot
    As I eat my girlfriend’s twat
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    Will she blow me in the car
    Because I bought her dinner, she had fun
    Now my balls are boiling and I’d like to cum

  22. Hank Himmler says:

    Meh. We built a wall around the Jews back in ’43. Gave our marksmen an elevated angle to pick them off. Worked pretty good…

  23. Amon Goth says:

    Hey Henry, long time no hear. Those were the days my friend. That Jew Spielberg did a good job of showing me showing off, picking off, the chosen ones. Well brother say hi to the wife and those beautiful kids. See ya in the 4th Reich, Seig Heil.
    P.S…What a joke this Alt Right, huh. We were the original G’s Henry.

  24. The Real OogaBooga says:

    Oh raymeeeee, I lust for your pasty ass wrinkly hide. I’ll give you the attention a selfie whore demands and more. With me, mirror mirror on the wall can’t compare, and only I can make you the nasty filthy disgusting piece of shit whore of your dreams as I strip you bare of dignity, respect, conscience and ultimately of agency as you become my kick to the curb cum bucket slut.
    You’ll finally be finished with blogging as you’ll be too busy slobbering all over OogaBooga – the daddy you always wanted and needed.

  25. Hank Himmler says:

    AMEN, Amon. Good times! You know the old uniform STILL fits?!? Ach, not bad, aye? I’ve been working out! That and the fact that I’m 116 years old…
    How about that Melania?? Wow, I’d like to put some gas into that chamber!

  26. raymi says:

    fucking gross

  27. The Real OogaBooga says:

    Thank you thank you my selfie-centered Mirror Whore. I will savor those 2 precious words and forever treasure each syllable and consonant and and and I’m so overcum that even now my zipper is sliding and my lust for you is protruding with uncircumcised sizzling bacon! Your Oogie ogles your website every day and requests more revealing selfies that leave nothing to my overheated imagination including where the sun don’t shine my sweet anal fissure. Please doo doo talk dirty to me as Oogie has been a vewey baaaad boy. Everyone calls me OogaBooga but you will call me Oogie your daddy wartbucks whose throbbing gristle has so many warts that it feels like a french tickler though I’ve been told more like the barnacles on a submarine. I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful S&M relationship where the discipline every young girl and – it’s never too late – Cougar needs. We will explore your nastiest dreams with my imaginations cream and together dive to the depths of depravity dive! dive! dive! I’ll be your Captain Nemo and you’ll be my Japanese tentacled Lovecraft Cthulhu.

  28. OogaBooga says:

    Going to great lengths to alienate the pro-raymi crowd, eh? Bold move, hasbara.

  29. Ohhh OogaBooga, you’re so Real.

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