What do you do when your friend is almost murdered by a drunk driver? Why you roast him of course.
What do you do when your friend is almost murdered by a drunk driver? Why you roast him of course. Ted Shumaker, the man behind our radio show and the genius behind Gay Beach, was recently destroyed by a wasted guy who then dragged him for a block until he had no ass. That’s right, his entire ass was dragged off and spread down Kent St. like a line of raspberry jam. He was also knocked unconscious and had so many bones broken that he had to relearn how to walk. We can sit and cry and hold his hand or we can make fun of him. What would you do?
UPDATE: Just talked to Glaser. Looks like I’m going to be the only one making fun of Ted. The surgeons at NYU are going to be fucking pissed if I make him laugh his ass off.
Here’s the small stuff you should be sweating…
It’s the first anniversary of Giggles and the return of Tedward! He’s back from near death and ready to party with you guys.
We’ve got a great show planned and a raffle with cool prizes you can keep or re-gift come holiday time. Up to you.
PERFORMANCES BY ALI WONG. GAVIN McINNES, JON GLASER PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS
RAFFLE PRIZES FROM M.CARTER, L’ASSO PIZZA, DADDY’S, CAKE SHOP, THE FIERY FURNACES, HANNIBAL BURESS, DC COMICS, J.PENRY, RVNG RECORDS, WOWCH, NATHAN GELGUD, JEWISH ROSARIES, AMERICAN APPAREL, DELOCATED, A COLLECTION OF GIGGLES POSTERS AND MORE MORE MORE
HOSTED BY DON STAHL
$10 gets you in plus 1 free drink and raffle ticket!
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST GIGGLES YET
Tuesday, December 7th
245 Grand St
Brooklyn, NY 1121