Posted by
Gavin
• 07.29.10 12:07 pm


Today is a great day to fuck the dog (Canadian for not working). Stop what you’re doing and go get wasted. Make sure you only drink Mexican Pile Ups.

Today is a great day to fuck the dog (Canadian for not working). Stop what you’re doing and go get wasted. Make sure you only drink Mexican Pile Ups. They are, to quote inventor Bryce Franich, “a variation of a drink we discovered in LA called the Mexican Car Crash, which is a half pint of margarita with a beer stuffed in it upside down. A Mexican Pile Up is a pitcher of margarita with two to eight beers stuck in it depending on pitcher size. Then, you use 151 to light the bottom of the beers on fire. It’s Scorpion Bowl meets Car Bomb meets Mexico.

You’re welcome.”

-GAVIN McINNES


Comments
  1. DamnDanMan says:

    Are the beers open?

  2. Bionica says:

    I invented one the other say. it’s bbq chicken bones in a paper cup with miller high life poured over it. its called a Queen Elizabeth

  3. Louie says:

    “I wanna dip my balls in it!”

  4. Kenny says:

    where can i get this?

  5. Jay says:

    Whats the point in lighting the beers ? – Actual genuine question.

  6. Zach Galifianakis says:

    the charleston, where Rape Boners are born!

  7. Zach Galifianakis says:

    at least that’s where i got my first one.

  8. BARTENDER says:

    Easy Jay, Sometimes there is no point to things, now go chase your tail.

  9. hired goons says:

    @jay mexican pileup = car crash = flames

  10. The Diceman says:

    If it really wants to to live up to its name “The Mexican Pile Up” you would need to try to fit at least a half case of beers into that pitcher. They tend to roll deep when in transit…

  11. Starchie Clunker says:

    Charleston word.

  12. WaxwingSlain says:

    I would love to see you try and fit 8 beer bottles in a pitcher. Bullshit and fairly gay.

  13. you are not listening says:

    Are the beers open?!


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