Posted by
Kyle McInnes
• 02.27.09 01:37 am


Could British people POSSIBLY be more annoying? Not only do they have accents that sound like early Australian and wear teeth that are made of wood, they also have this French Canadian shamelessness that makes them all act like big sisters.

Could British people POSSIBLY be more annoying? Not only do they have accents that sound like early Australian and wear teeth that are made of wood, they also have this French Canadian shamelessness that makes them all act like big sisters. Now they bring the world this…

“The performers/participants dance and cycle between set formation pieces reminiscent of Busby Berkeley’s film choreography, with visual spectacle and character based stories inspired by people’s cycling experiences – learning to ride, fall off, tricks – and memories.”

What is this, a Viz comic? I swear to God. If Lily Allen didn’t live there we would sink that whole island into the sea.


Comments
  1. aesk47 says:

    French Canadian shamelessness… C’est vrai en crisse qu’on est shameless tabarnac! Eille Gavin mange moé l’noeud!! Booya!!

  2. Vane$$a says:

    All comments made by Americans claiming some incredibly cultural superiority are met by the rest of the word by a slow sad shake of the head.
    It’s all on the rise again now since you got Obama, suddenly you’ve been given permission to sweepingly claim you’re the best again.

    Here’s the harsh truth: every country in the world has lame people doing ballet on their bikes. Even America.

    Every country is filled with losers.

  3. Donut says:

    Ahem…and Lily Allen is a knob end that sounds like an egg when she sings.

  4. mrblack says:

    and Lily Allen is a knob end that sounds like an egg when she sings.

    exemplary!

  5. As if the phony bike messenger fixed gear tall bike riding posers in Brooklyn aren’t planning one of as we speak. I can’t get a coffee in NY without having to order from one of those dudes in the little cap. Roll your god pant legs fucker.

  6. Vane$$a says:

    Yeah, what’s with SBTC thinking Lily Allen’s great. Bit embarressing. I wouldn’t bat an eyelid if Fox news did a feature on her as a “fresh young sound”. That’s how on the ball Street-carnage-teevee-hardon is when you go on about her and Alexia Chung.

    Anyway, was further trolling this post to say that I guess you meant “English” when you wrote it. As Britain includes Scotland and Ireland whose accents are basically the evolutionary perfection of accents. It can’t improve from there. They’re the Great White Shark of voices.

  7. Vane$$a says:

    What exactly is a “troll?” I’ve never been able to completely figure it out, and how do I qualify as a troll? I always think of myself as a fan.

    P.S. I wrote none of that shit above.

  8. DD says:

    And within England we have brummies (ridiculously amazing), mancunians (the voice of villains), scousers (retarded, but soulful), cockneys (actual poetry), Geordies (disabled, but trustworthy), country bumpkins (parodied out of reality) and dozens more – all of which shit on the nasal twang and ridiculous ‘up-talk’ of Americans.

    Also, check out these ballet dancers on bikes and stick a finger up your bum.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5lboJIylD0

  9. @ Vane$$a: Everyone knows the Jews were responsible for 911. Why do you think none of them were at the WTC? There was a family named Goldberg on the flight manifest but they somehow “missed” their flight. And just 15 minutes before the crash 50 or so jew brokers were seen running into that tiny synagogue on Ann st.
    Troll

  10. Charlie says:

    Thats down in southbank – I feel the urge to go there with a chainsaw.
    Oh and two things: Lily Allen is a bitch – I could go on and say more but that pretty much sums it up.
    And oh, secondly, you’re all fucking americans. You are in no position to judge.

  11. Felicia Jammer-Purplespan says:

    Would you get off the Jews already? You’re boring me wall-eyed, motherfucker.

  12. English person says:

    You’re a shit.

  13. anon john says:

    could american POSSIBLY be more corny? what with their always starting wars with significantly weaker countries and constantly recycling, repackaging and remaking their already thin and vapid culture? what with their incredible ‘little man’ complex and their conceited-as-fuck honest belief that everything good originated from there?

    i swear if it werent for . . . if it werent for . . . fuck it, shove lily allen AND every back issue of Viz in a crate, ship em over and then nuke the fuck out of the whole continent, problem solved.

  14. french guy says:

    do you mean :*anything about jews = troll*, then? ok, i get it now. let’s cry forever together.


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