Posted by
Gavin
• 08.19.15 10:51 am

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Can you imagine Chris Hayes hanging out in the 9th Ward in New Orleans? Me neither. It would be like something out of “Mork and Mindy.” 

He loves to use “Fear of a Black Planet” puns like “Fear of a Black Congress” and I’m sure “Hip hop makes him feel invincible” but real life blacks would gross him out. As the saying goes, Northerners love blacks in theory but hate them in practice whereas Southerners hate blacks in theory but love them in practice. Liberals want their blacks wearing leather elbow patches on their tweed blazers and listening to NPR. If they’re politically active, they want their blacks to be articulate and hard-working and very, very active. They want them writing books about the black experience and doing talks and stuff. Problem is, that’s not very black. So, whites simply invent them. If you want something done right you have to do it yourself. Rachel Dolezal was a great example of this and today Nero introduces the latest example. Blacktivist Shaun King seemed to good to be true because he is. He’s white. He’s not half white. He’s 100% white. Check it out.

Full disclosure: I’ve done this too. Back at my old magazine, I got so sick of trying to track down black writers, I just invented pseudonyms for myself that sounded African American. I did the same with women too such as Christi Bradnox. It was fun.

#BlackerThanShaunKing


Comments
  1. MoistAngst says:

    The ethnomasochism displayed by white millennials is utterly mind-boggling. Where do they get this shit from? Along with all of the other challenges that America must face, it now seems that we’re going to have to contend with a new generation of advanced super-wiggers (Wigger 2.0) as well. This decline of ours is rapidly turning into a flaming nosedive.

  2. Alec Leamas says:

    I wonder the same thing with Dolezal – was there like one day when formerly fluffy-haired, whitebread Shaun showed up at bowling night as Sha’un, blaccented faux intellectual? Or was it more of a gradual thing, drip by drip, so that there was no single point where someone would say “Shit, Shaun is doing a full C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man thing!?” My buddy whom I used to work with has been bald as a cue ball since his early twenties and we often joked that he should get a curly blonde toupe and just show up at the ol’ law office one Monday like nothing changed. I mean, how do you do this shit with a straight face?

  3. Polwasright says:

    I always thought this dude was a wigger that cut his hair like that to look black. Couldn’t fool Milo for a second though. His black-cock-detector is right every time. Mr. King must have registered a negative. Well done Milo. Way to make this tick squirm.

  4. Huffpostchick87 says:

    the wigger version of Steve Martin in Leap of Faith [1992)

  5. LOL says:

    Well now that this guy is white, i guess police brutality isnt an issue after all


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