Standing at the crossroads of lady boners and antiquity buff, Bangable Dudes in History is a blog that attempts to teach people history the right way: through their pants.
Standing at the crossroads of lady boners and antiquity buffs, Bangable Dudes in History is a blog that attempts to teach people history the right way: through their pants. Each post spotlights a new historical figure with a pie-chart breakdown of why you should’ve let them fondle you 200 years ago.
Most of the dudes seem to be on point (no homo) — bad ass General Sherman, a young, boyish Stalin and even less mainstream characters, like Lincoln’s attempted assassin, Lewis Powell. But you can tell the blog’s written by a woman/gay man because their take on chicks is questionable. So far they’ve only had one “Bangdable Dame” and it was Juliette Gordon Low:
She looks like Anne Hathaway’s more boring cousin. Plus, the fact that she founded the Girl Scouts probably means she was really awkward with men and had to dedicate herself to something sad, like collecting cats or, in this case, children.
Anyway, Bangable Dudes in History lets you send in suggestions of dead man/woman boners, so email them and maybe we can get proper historical hottie up there, like Mata Hari or Charlotte Bronte:
Hat tip: Bryan Swift
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