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Arv
• 02.15.10 06:53 pm


Begun in August of 2009, Hipster Wife Hunting is a blog that explores the intersection of musical taste and physical appeal, which is appropriate because after all, what else matters when choosing the perfect hipster mate?

Begun in August of 2009, Hipster Wife Hunting is a blog that explores the intersection of musical taste and physical appeal, which is appropriate because after all, what else matters when choosing the perfect hipster mate?


A pin-up from Hipster Wife Hunting

The site is mostly just two regular columns: 1) the “Pin-Ups” section, which presents a profile of a girl along with a self-submitted photograph and a regular survey on music, hipster credentials and traits she looks for in a husband; and 2) “Celebrity Crush,” which selects a celeb, briefly explains why she is crush-worthy and rates her on a one-to-ten, PBR scale. The site also occasionally features guest contributions, like a guide to the perfect hipster date.


Mira Aroyo, a celebrity crush from Hipster Wife Hunting

Hipster Wife Hunting seems to be part of a new trend focused on chasing wives rather than banging sluts. This might be because the “DIE HIPSTER SCUM” thing has been exposed as grumpy old people yelling at kids who aren’t listening. Is this the end of hipster hating and slut loving? Both of those things seem so old.

(Hat tip: Ksenia.)

-ARV
@ArvSux


Comments
  1. Taeil says:

    This blog is amazing. I’m reminded of a time I was really hitting it off with this girl and I thought I was falling in love. But then I noticed she was wearing an Ed Hardy shirt underneath her jacket. Ouch.

  2. todd says:

    a wonderful new blog that generates more positivity from our youths “counter culture”.

  3. ew ( 4 REALZ, YO ) says:

    ^ dude, ur an azn marine. beggars can’t b choosers.

  4. Al Bunny says:

    i know its gotta be hard to come up with good content on a daily basis, but this just plain sucks. there is WAY too much “filler” on SBTVC lately…

    just sayin…

  5. aw, fukk says:

    Seems like a super chill blog. Thx!

  6. Anonymous says:

    “This might be because the “DIE HIPSTER SCUM” thing has been exposed as grumpy old people yelling at kids who aren’t listening. ”

    Not so fast, Gilligan. Gavin, keenly aware of his market, has written maybe a dozen articles offering that opinion, just as “hipster haters” have scribbled countless equally worthless articles offering their opinions about hipsters. Nothing was “exposed.” No “evidence” was offered, because there would be no such thing in this case. These are all opinions, for fuck’s sake.

    And someone pointed out a long time ago that while hipster-hating may be stale, this hipster-defending thing seems even more played-out. If the hipster-haters weren’t affecting you on some emotional level, we wouldn’t be seeing near-weekly IN DEFENSE OF THE HIPSTER articles.

  7. ARV! YOU’RE A FAGGOT!!! PLEASE STOP POSTING STUFF!!

  8. this nacho chip says:

    This discussion again????

  9. Dork says:

    There is nothing more tragic than an aging hipster (who is “chasing wives rather than banging sluts”).

  10. no.thanks. says:

    dude. all the girls on the site are like 19-22.
    thats not the wife age……thats ‘get her coked up, drunk and then dick her hard and never call” age

  11. aw says:

    love tucker and emily

  12. man says:

    I don’t like sluts and I’m not gay. I feel like a complex math problem every day of my life.

  13. Bourgeois Swayze says:

    It is the evening of the day
    I sit and watch the children play
    Doin’ things I used to do, they think they are new
    I sit and watch as tears go by

  14. GiZZz says:

    Cool Blog. It seems fairly new with a good concept. Pictures of hot girls and a list of hipster solidifying questions. I can digg it.

  15. Taeil says:

    @ Ew. You may have a point. Just cause a girl’s got a deal break doesn’t mean she’s not a once-in-a-while-sex-breaker.

  16. kure kure takora says:

    girls in their early 20s are not wife material

    way too hung up on what they listen to and their scenstery stuff and nothing else

  17. autozocks says:

    srsly agreed. i would be more down with the wifey pinups if they were cuter and not still wet behind the ears from their high school graduation

  18. a4awesome says:

    In their early 20s and already they want to settle. What’s happening to America?

  19. Beef says:

    I wish the site were run by a serial killer who was fixated on hipster hole.

  20. C and the MS-13s says:

    I think I met the first pinup at a King Khan show.

  21. I Killed Josh says:

    I don’t mind if these people marry, but they should be sterilized so the gene pool cannot be further polluted.

  22. Restless Native says:

    There it goes again, the perpetual “Anyone who hates hipsters is old and jealous” myth. I can’t begin to express how difficult it is for me to wrap my mind around this rationale when on any given trip to Bedford or 7th Aves, the vast majority of shitster beardos and knock-kneed bimbos lolling around are obviously OLDER than me or any of the other hipster-haters I know.

    See, I’ve always been under the impression that the reason why people like me and my other Brooklyn native friends hate shitsters is because they skip into our communities like ugly overgrown high schoolers, raise the rents beyond the reach (or willingness-to-pay) of most normal working people with their suburban parents’ money, AND–if that weren’t enough–to add insult to injury, they then proceed to act as though those of us who were here all along, pre-Wonder Bread invasion, don’t belong in our OWN neighborhoods.

    But hey.. maybe I’m just nuts.

  23. Fake Josh says:

    What a bunch of douchebags.

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  26. umm says:

    isn’t Mira Aroyo a lesbian? in fact, aren’t half of all “hipster girls” actually just dykes?

  27. exgf says:

    There is nothing more tragic than an aging hipster (who is “chasing wives rather than banging sluts”).

  28. Angie_Witch says:

    @Umm
    Mira is, appearantly, not a lez. She got married to some London gallerist some time ago. I know, I thought she is too, and too bad she isn’t but nevertheless if I saw her in the street I would give her a long french kiss so she would definitely reconsider going bi, at least XD


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