Check out this “menu” from a 1912 brothel.
Check out this menu from a 1912 brothel. Click to enlarge, but I got dibs on “Pinkey’s Special.”
how much for finger fucking w/o juice?
Outrageously fake. Pity anyone who thinks this is real.
Why do you think it’s fake? IS there a snopes? who cares anyway
Pinky’s Special sounds keen and all, but why would it cost 10 times more?
A fellow could save some dough by gettin’ the rest of the menu a-la-carte.
electronic typesetting = fake
why would it be fake ? my friend found one once in a very old coat. even the words were funny !
fuck the breasts, with tits tight. also, a diddle.
@ esther & Finish her
I think it’s fake because I can read and see.
Mrs F.A.T-asse- get real- fake. still laughed though.
Pricing. All wrong
This shit is bit circling the net for months now. A little late to be feature here!
It’s funnier if it IS fake.
shut your fucking cuntwholes. it’s funny shit and i hadn’t seen it so FUCK YOUSE
Click myname to see a picture of meeeeeeee
@ Fake KFC man.
Not even close dude…
i mostly just like the cat playing the violin on the bottom of the page.
been there- “shit was SO cash”
blowing wind up your asshole with a goose quill? i knew the rest of the world was doing cool shit i’ve never thought of!
Is it extra if neither of my feet are on the floor whilst we diddle?
Blowing in the hole….NEW STYLE!
Did they have rimjobs back then?
best post of the day! this one made me laugh, the other ones tried to give me erection but failed. girls being provocative on the internet doesnt give me erection unless they are sucking two cocks at once. girls being prudish on the internet is way hotter than those sluts
Alright motherfuckers here’s the deal:
This be a fake.
Hire an intern to do fact checking.
Being from NYC, the world’s “honourable mention” city, I should think you’d have an avid bevy of enthusiastic hipster douche shit who’d love to fact check for this blog. Moreover, they get gigantic boners when they find trivial errors, like whether a purported brothel menu from nineteen-dicady-shut-the-fuck-up is in fact little more than some sweathog’s attempt at imagination.
Bah bah bah, bah ba-barino!
That being said my Yankee Doodle Fuckheads, get yoseff some air blown up your ass
Fuck, the chinaman’s menu lists a bunch of stuff with similar frank abstraction:
Mushrooms of divers origins
Chicken kung-pai with nuts from an ass’s vegetation
Foo-lau gung noodles with beef eyeball tripe imagination
Green peas in semen sauce – NEW STYLE!
Eat it douche-turds; excuse me while I kiss the sky…
My oh my – I’m finally getting a piece of the pie…
In my deluxe apartment in the sky…
* Asterisk = in my hometown, the greatest city known to man, deluxe apartments are surprisingly inexpensive, close to important amenities and services, and presented in a beguiling display of the architectural and design related arts.
So once more with feeling:
Tear the roof off the mother sucker, tear the roof of the fucker
What about Cleveland Steamers?
@ Anonymous Q. Mootenstein, I can’t imagine how much it must suck to know u in real life
I fact checked. There is no person by the name of Anonymous Q. Mootenstein in the telephone directory of names.
Bonjour Motherfuckers, voici le deal:
@Nipple(you wasted your time with the rest of your terrible screen name)
You’re making judgments based uniquely on the content of an anonymous posting on a second-rate website for chronic-masturbaters with homicidal tendencies?
Like a blackman might say: watchu talkin’ bout Willis?
Like I might say:
GO BACK TO YOUR PARENT-FUNDED CONDOMINIUMS
STOP TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY
I’M A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU…
So stick a fork in me bitches – I is done.
And a hog’s head says Nipplenuts over here…
BOUGHT THE INITIAL VALIDITY OF THE BLOG POST…
WITHOUT FACT CHECKING PROPERLY…
@ pish: good work, see – not so hard to be thorough
SUCK IT WITH A SHIV NEWTON!
mootenstein is the mad tv of message board posters
Yo Quiero Motherfuckers, here’s the MexiCali deal:
In Canada that’s considered a compliment
Black Cowboys run amok
We shot three of the original members of Jersey Shore when they got off the airplane.
Their heads are now on display in our museum of anti-civilization
This is a newer brothel sex menu online
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