Posted by
Jesse Andrew
• 12.06.12 10:15 am

This is Hannah Sabata, your average 19-year-old Nebraska teen.

She stole a shiny new Pontiac Grand Am, drove it to a Cornerstone Bank in Waco, and robbed the place with a note reading, “NO ALARMS OR LOCKS OR PHONE or INK BAGS! I have a loaded gun. You have two minutes.”

It worked.

Hannah walked away with $6,256.

Channeling her inner hood rat, Hannah felt the need to boast, so she filmed a video titled “Chick Bank Robber,” which she uploaded to YouTube. In the video she explains how she stole a car and robbed a bank. Hannah didn’t think this through and was soon arrested for the crimes, but that’s not the gem of the story. Wait until you see why she did it.

Drum roll, please…





  1. Nip says:


  2. Timestamp or GTFO.

  3. Ring Kodney says:

    Luckily for her, they don’t like locking up young-white-Goldie-Locks-type broads for anything so…”probation and time served”. See Lindsey Lohan. You have to go Aileen Wurnos on they ass before they deal those type of chicks a real bid.

  4. raymes says:

    Kids today.

  5. I guess all that time shopping at Hot Topic finally paid off.

  6. Lester says:

    totally justified

  7. some guy on the internet says:

    Appalling. Here choice of typeface, type weight, and type color is unforgivable.

  8. beefbalones says:

    chick bank robber > hipster grifter

  9. Chapter After says:

    She’s only 19 and already crossed “Rob a Bank” off her bullet list! Jealous.

  10. bar_king says:

    I’ll bet she has crossed a lot of crap off her bucket list.

  11. Zippy says:

    She’s not bad. I’d definitely screw that, but I don’t know if I’d go cross country on the run with her.

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