Posted by
Jen Hanley
• 02.26.09 10:02 am


One look inside the Coco de Mer shop will have you utterly ecstatic and wanting to drain your bank account dry. Lingerie is really just for girls to feel pretty in. My husband wouldn’t care if my bra came from Kiki de

One look inside the Coco de Mer shop will have you utterly ecstatic and wanting to drain your bank account dry. Lingerie is really just for girls to feel pretty in. My husband wouldn’t care if my bra came from Kiki de Montparnasse or Target, as long as it came off. When we were perusing the stock at Coco de Mer though, both of us were pretty into what we found….

harness

Really? It’s just so fucking good. I think every girl needs a harness like this. Tits out it looks hot but wearing it out over a really thin black racerback would be totally incredible. Like 10 kittens incredible.

Another one I’d like to see worn outside the house. Like with the most unassuming outfit ever. I want to meet the girls who buy this stuff. If they’re not doing low budget Ponygirl films I would love to know how often this is actually worn.

headpieces

I mean really, could you imagine fitting your lady into these?

cuffs

Nothing beats these wrist cuffs. And a goddamn prayer cuff? Too many epic ideas come to mind when you think about buying that one.

knickers

Ok the first one here is a complete setup. Like, the rope comes with the panties. Nothing can beat that, like, ever. Clear PVC undergarments seem dirty in theory but like they might be a little stiff. I imagine they get clean really easily though.

bras

The classiest pieces from Coco have to be these bra’s. This is where most money on lingerie should really be spent because these will be the most viewed piece, especially when you wear it right. Either of these under a sheer shirt or really extreme cut tanks is total and complete perfection. It’s like when women wear garters under skirts, a slight glimpse at that fabric is just so fucking hot.

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Jen
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Comments
  1. SHITCOCK says:

    THAT HARNESS IS NOW A REQUIREMENT FOR ANY GIRL I DATE. JESUS CHRIST.

  2. Zeb. says:

    These photos are entirely too sterile to be sexy at all. And the lingerie too complex to be sexy. Also, epic isn’t synonymous with “good.” Basically, the post bummed me out pretty hard, and I’m gonna go eat some carbs. Thanks.

  3. aesk47 says:

    Zeb. is on target… Not sexy…

  4. fithers says:

    what are you, a gay?

  5. Barf. The best panties I ever saw are the kiki montparnasse valentines day ones. The had a big wide silk wibbon that crisscrossed from the back all the way under covering the yummy parts and up the the front where it tied into a bow. Pull the bow and the bottom opes up. UhMG.

    I looked for a picture on their site but its gone. Just a couple weeks ago they had pictures of all the different lines with girls on a matching set. Those are gone too, sucky. Their muse line is the winrar. I love their place. Is it a coincidence that I mentioned it in one of Gavin’s posts yesterday or do I just have my finger on the pulse of SBTV. The prostate pulse that it.

    I blogged my second favorite ones from kiki, click my name for link

  6. crampon says:

    gay dudes should not comment on stuff for straight people.

  7. Jen Hanley says:

    Gavin, please fire me.

  8. Duh says:

    Yes Gavin, do us all a fucking favor and cut this silly bitch loose (pics or it didn’t happen)

  9. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) says:

    WELL I PERSONALLY WANT TO DRAIN MY SCRODUM DRY, JUST LIKE WHEN YOU PULL THE PLUG IN THE BATH AND DRAIN THE TUB DRY, OR YOU DRINK ALL THE WATER FROM A “DASANI” BOTTLE AND YOU DRAIN THE BOTTLE DRY. I MEAN CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE? IT WOULD BE TOTALLY INCREDIBLY FABULOUS AND INCREDIBLE FUCKING

  10. Here is a tip for guys concerned that their girl doesn’t like getting cummed on. You have to bang her while she is on her period. It’s vile I know, but pretend like it doesn’t bother you and don’t bring it up again. While you are dog fucking her (make sure you act like a tight rope walker and don’t look down) try to stay in one place because your sheets are going to look like someone ate a steak dinner on them. Soon you will have sucessfully messed with her female weakspot (her confidence) and the next time you bang her she will probably let you glue her face and eyes.

  11. ur that squeamish? just put down a towel or do it in the shower. blood is nature’s lubricant

  12. french guy says:

    visited their shop in london some years ago. stunning, but way fucking too expensive for having fun. but great, i must say.

  13. Joey Odessa says:

    True story. My best buddy/roommate from college picked up this fat vegan feminist chick at a bar when he was super drunk. When they got back to her place he ate her out but was so wasted he didn’t realize that she was in heavy flow period mode. Before he got a chance to fuck her, they both passed out. The next morning, knowing that he wanted nothing to do with her beyond having sex when he was so drunk that he could barely see, he snuck out of her place and headed for home. Not only did the numb nuts walk all the way home through a business district during rush hour with dried blood all over his face and on his teeth, he also stopped at a convenience store for a pack of cigs and picked up a breakfast to go at his favorite diner. When he got home, I asked him if he’d been eating cherry flavored chocolate or something. Perplexed, he went into the bathroom to take a look. Of course, the dude totally flipped out and we all laughed our asses off. Fat vegan feminist chick’s revenge, I guess.

  14. homeless. says:

    bonerz at the harness!

  15. homeless. says:

    Odessa rulz

  16. Richard Stabone says:

    Please say “like” more when you report. It, like, totally adds to the voice of the piece.

  17. Vane$$a says:

    I agree with homeless. Odessa is proving over and over again that he is the new boss. Thanks for the laughs, Joey.

  18. ashley says:

    i thought it was standard to eat your girl out on her period. wtf is this??

  19. Vag vapors says:

    This chick should be working for Conde Naste.
    Get riddd of herrrr.

  20. eaten in says:

    i think this was a joke post. you guys are too literal.

    nothing compares to a good old-fashioned dog collar and leash. i miss my master.

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