Posted by
Gavin
• 11.29.12 12:59 pm

West appeared on the hit show Real Time with Bill Maher recently and said, “Who shops at the Hallmark Store? Who’s smoking all the meth? Who’s watching Duck Dynasty?”

He then added, “it’s a reality show about rednecks who make duck calls? It gets higher ratings than 30 Rock or Homeland and I can’t prove they’re white and stupid, but someone’s watching it…and it ain’t Cornel West.”

This really offended me and it’s not just because Cornel and Si look like Pinky and I. Well, maybe the second part is why. I fucking love Si.

 

“Some of the most profound things you’ll see comes from kids. They’re gonna say what they feel and what they mean.”

Is that stupid? Yes they’re a bunch of rednecks who make duck calls but they’re also a gigantic family that noticed one of their kids was really into business so they sent him to business school. Here he is with his high school sweetheart whom he ended up marrying.

 

After he graduated, he patented his dad’s brilliant duck calls and turned it into an empire. He then hired his whole family. His dad grew up with no electricity eating bullfrogs and getting honey out of trees. Now they’re all rich because they made smart decisions and worked hard. So fuck you Cornel West. You don’t know sheet.

 

-GAVIN McINNES

 


Comments
  1. tw says:

    When are we going to get a reality show about hood rats. We’ve got diegos, white trash, red necks, yats, etc . . . but no nwords.

    I want a reality show about nwords, not the bougie ones social climbing and gold digging but straight memphis/baltimore/chicago nwords.

  2. nostradumbass says:

    yeah fuck him I’m gonna start watching this. 30 rock bores me fuck-less

  3. Twothirteen says:

    Louisiana.

  4. JOey says:

    West can choke down some BWC.

  5. troi says:

    Fun Fact: the dad Phil started ahead of Terry Bradshaw at Louisiana Tech

  6. RED says:

    @TW
    It’s called “Hardcore Pawn” and it’s intense.

  7. Who wants to point out to Bill Mahr that, er, only white people watch his show, too?

  8. duh says:

    @red hardcore pawn is about jews

  9. Sniffy says:

    West is just jealous they’re more successful than him by selling duck calls than he is for… what does he do again?

  10. david says:

    West and Tavis Smiley run around calling everyone else a racist while promoting the black hate groups Nation of Islam. I am astounded that so many black “anti-racist” activists talk openly out of both sides of their mouth and no one ever calls bullshit on them. Tavis and West demonized the right and the Tea Party for being racist while at the same time openly promoting NOI and Helen Thomas. When they had Thomas on she was yapping about how “the Jews” don’t want peace and other negative anti-Jewish generalizations to the great agreement of West and Smiley. Yet anyone try and say anything not positive about blacks or Muslims on their show and they go bezerk.

  11. Gulf Coast sez 'sup fags says:

    I’ve seen Duck Dynasty once or twice; aside from the standard, clearly prewritten shenanigans it’s pretty dorbles.
    Oh, and Si is a golden god with an epic cup.

  12. CAM'RON says:

    youmad.jpg

  13. Meta-gaming says:

    “I’m gonna beat them physically … and meta-physically.”
    “Damn, I think I got a brain sneeze.”

    -Si 2012

  14. Gavin says:

    One of my favorite quotes from that show was when the daughter had a new boyfriend and they go to him, “You make her cry, I make you cry.”

  15. Ring Kodney says:

    @David: Shut ass. Want a bean pie?

  16. Javier says:

    this here is a battle between (only one-sided so far…) two people i really admire; Gavin and Cornel West, that is

    Don’t judge him from that one remark Gavin! Don’t do it!

  17. Javier says:

    wait, I just read your quote from the show @Gavin. And, agreed, yes it’s funny and awesome

  18. Kylie says:

    @TW they do have a reality show it’s called scared straight I think it’s on A&E if you want to check it out

  19. Huck Funters says:

    Obviously since the son who built the empire was a yuppie in school, the entire show is a fraud. If I was a southerner, I’d be ticked by this lie. His wife had a black perm? Yikes.

    Cornell West is a Princeton professor, just so you idgits know. He’s usually smart, but he’s a bit off here, being too serious about a nothing show. He’s been slamming Obama, so you yokels would love that about him, if you can get past his skin color.

    The one thing I can’t handle about DD is the sanctimoniuous values outro. Give me a break.
    You have ZERO values other than yourselves, just like all republicans.

  20. Kathy says:

    .You can always tell someone who isn’t very intelligent and has few facts to back up his views so they usually turn to hateful curse filled attacks and lump groups of people together. They whole heartily think they believe something but when asked to back up their views with facts from non partisan sources such as the bureau of labor statistics or the FBI etc., they can’t.. In their hearts they think they are correct, but don’t know why. Most that comes out of their mouths is someone else’s thoughts and views. America has been dumbed down. It’s quite sad!

    (Kathy, the word is “wholeheartedly,” not “whole heartily.” Talk about dumbed-down! —Ed.)

  21. Kathy says:

    By the way I love Duck Dynasty! It’s hilarious and and so refreshing to see good people not saying the F word every 5 seconds. Cursing is the non intelligent persons way of communicating because it takes no thought to curse. Try not cursing it takes some thought!

  22. Kathy says:

    The computer changed it Ed. I originally spelled it and used it correctly!
    Picky picky!

  23. F.U. says:

    FUCKEN STILL RED NECK FLAG SUCKING OFF TRACK SEMI EDUCATED MISDIRECTED ( SPELT MISDIRECTED) SCUM
    ANY WAY TO FIND A WAY TO PROFIT..WHY DOES THESE SO CALLED FLAG SUCKERS USE THRE LIMITED EDUCATION TO BETTER A SOCIETY. .INSTED OF PROMOTE GUNS AND KILLING..OH THAT IS RIGHT LIKE BILL MAHER SAID THATS WHAT AMARICAN DO.
    FUCK SANDER AND HIS CLAN OF SWAMP DRINKING SCREWS THINK THIS IS THE AMARICAN WAY MARKET BULL SHIT RELIGION AND BLAST ANIMALS AWAY..WELL I DON’T SEE THESE LAME FUCKS WAREING ANY MILATARY CAMO…OR IS THERE NOT THE RIGHT KIND OF MONEY TO BE MADE IN WAR ..DON’T SEE ANY OF THEM FIGHTING FOR THERE FAG….I MEAN FLAG..WHEN WILL THE AMARICAN GOVERMENT STOP LETTING PEOPLE WATCH TV IN BLACK AND WHITE AND BUY EVERY U.S. HUMAN A FUCKING COLOR TV..GOT YOUR DEPLOMA LATELY. .ASS HOLES..GET FUCKING EDUCATED. …OR DOES EVERYONE IN THE U.S. FOLLOW THE JEWISH WAY ..IE:NO LIMITES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS FOR SALE…AND ALL LINE CAN BE CROSSED EXCEPT THE JEWISH ..BLACK..MUSLUM..RED NECK GUN SUCKING AMARICAN ONE..RATINGS ?
    YOU BUNCH OF ILL EDUCATED FUCKS…HA MA LOOKIE ALL ZA MONIES IZZ GOT..NOW I CAN GOZZ KILL ANOTHER DUCK AND SHOVE IT UP OUR ASSES !! FUCK YOU AND THE EDUCATER THAT DID NOT PICK UP THE FACT THAT A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY STILL APPLIED HIS EDUCATION IN A RETARTED WAY..I GUESS THAT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HAVE A REAL TIGHT FAMILY. .JUST DON’T BEND OVER TO OFTEN TO PICK THAT SQUIRREL UP AS YOU JUST MAY FIND A DIFFERENT TYPE OF COMMANDER UP YOUR ASS .
    NOW GO EAT SOME SHIT AS IT IS ALL YOUR FAVORITE DISHES!!!!!!!

  24. Jim Goad says:

    Gotta love someone who doesn’t even know how to spell “retarded.”

  25. Redneck says:

    To “F.U.”..whaaaaa..whaaa & whaaaa

  26. david says:

    F.u. is an idiot. Cant spell retarded. Priceless!.

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    Bait car is ghetto black reality tv at its finest.


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