Posted by
Blake Jacobs
• 10.31.08 12:46 pm

Okay the most important dress up day of the year is upon us and its time to come up with a costume plan NOW or start reinforcing your Underoos cause I guarantee you’ll be shitting bricks in a few hours.

Okay the most important dress up day of the year is upon us and its time to come up with a costume plan NOW or start reinforcing your Underoos cause I guarantee you’ll be shitting bricks in a few hours. Don’t put yourself in a lose/lose situation by having to decide between “Punker” and “Hobo” at the last minute…Start the juices flowing now.

So what are your options?


HALLOWEEN HUMPING?

Well SEXY costumes seem to be a popular choice. There are ton of pre-made Slut Nurse and Scrotum Police outfit solutions. You can be in and out with swipe of a debit card. It is nice to see shinny nuts and glittery titties at the party but if you go this route you know that we know that you know that we know that you don’t care about the true spirit of Halloween and you are simply launching an advertising campaign to line-up future humping partners.

Halloween is supposed to be fun…ladies – we are bored of French maids – try going as Sexy Toast or show us that you aren’t afraid to get a little pumpkin jizz in your hair….that’s who really want to share our candy with. Note – Dudes if you have a Dudley Moore type physique like me stay away from the Chippendales type concepts.

Oscar Performance

Some costumes are a little more demanding than others so know how much time you are willing to invest in the project from start.

If you are going to pull off a Jackie Rogers Jr (SCTV), it is imperative that you have bionic googly eye control talents and wicked dance moves. If you don’t have the goods sometime a celeb costume can backfire. I once met a guy who did a “nevernude” gag. He looked remarkably like Tobias and was wearing 2 pairs of jeans but he didn’t really sell it to me (note – at the time I thought David Cross was the guy who penned the easy listening classics ‘Aurthur’s Theme’ and “Sailing”). If you are willing to put a bit of time into your character research you could be a Halloween star.

Conceptual Costumes

These can range from wonderfully simple wordplay costumes to dressing up like Barnet Newman’s voice of fire but word to the wise you concept shouldn’t outweigh the tangible manifestation of the idea ( people who say – “I’m dressed sup as myself” deserve a kick in nut/clits).

Team effort

Rule the bar. If done properly you get a ton of Halloween points for demonstrating complex organizational skills. Power in numbers – Manson family, smurfs, and of course who doesn’t love seeing the Village People.

Score big points and respect by choosing a costume that restricts your ability to move, be safe or have fun. Incorporating roller skates is pretty jazzy cause people love seeing other people wipe out (that’s why AFV is the best show on TV). One costume from the past that I really respected was this dude dress up as an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. I remember seeing him try to unsuccessfully sit in a chair, then he just stood in the corner looking very uncomfortable and pissed off….Amazing

Good luck with your ideas and check back soon to see what our Tickle Trunk barfed up on us.


Fight For Your Right to Party

– Blake and Josh


Comments
  1. oh blake how i love you

  2. tube sox says:

    LOL scrotum police


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