Try not to laugh: I’ve never had a real kiss before. It sounds pretty pathetic, I know. Please allow me to sort of explain before you laugh your ass off and send this to cyber-hell.
Try not to laugh: I’ve never had a real kiss before? It sounds pretty pathetic, I know. Please allow me to sort of explain before you laugh your ass off and send this to cyber-hell.
I’m not even asking for a boyfriend! I’m a junior in high school, and I don’t really party with anyone because I go to a tiny school with a bunch of lame WASP-y kids. I hang out with different people, usually just get high and go to shows or watch a movie.
I have two really close friends who have lots of sex. One gets it from random guys she meets and the other has like three open relationships. The rest of my good friends all went on to college.
The fact that mostly everyone I know is convinced that I’m a complete slut doesn’t help my case much. I developed a lot earlier than the other girls (I was 5’7 and a C in 7th grade). I’m awkward and tall (now 5’11) and a total chubster, but doesn’t everyone get to kiss at least once? I don’t get guy attention. A boy has never liked me LIKE THAT. I go out all of the time, so I’ve kind of learned to brush it off though.
Is there anything I do?! This is getting incredibly annoying.
Whoa, glad I finally dug up that time-capsule I sent to myself in high school and got around to emailing it!
Hey sweetie, don’t worry: If your friends are having “open relationships” in high school, then you aren’t the problem — they are. Open relationships are for polygamists (gross) and guys with venereal diseases who are trying to trick you into sleeping with them consistently while they fuck your sister. DON’T BUY THE HYPE!
Not being kissed is a legitimate worry for 16-year-olds — wondering whether or not the guy you blew behind Wendy’s so he’d get you tickets to an R-rated movie gave you throat Gonorrhea is not. So like, chill out. I developed early too and didn’t get much play in HS, and look at me now! So if you’re anything like me, which you are because it seems like you ARE me, you’ll wait ’til college to lose your virginity, screw some guys and have semi-normal relationships, move to New York and realize everyone here is PSYCHOTIC and puts so much emphasis on getting laid that as soon as you screw them they think you’re in love with them or some shit. It’s very weird! You should dissuade them of this notion by sleeping with their friends. This shows that you have a high-level of self-worth and aren’t going to let some jerks tell you how much you like them.
Also: Are you fat? Because that can really fuck with you later in life, especially if you lose the weight but still have all those fat-girl hangups. Plus side? You’ll learn how to give excellent blow jobs.
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