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Street Carnage
• 12.24.12 06:30 pm


You guys may have heard of this annual thing that happens every 25th of December that some assholes are calling “Christmas.”

You guys may have heard of this annual thing that happens every 25th of December that some assholes are calling “Christmas.” Apparently in some weirdo pyramid scheme to make a buck, millions of OTHER assholes made videos about the event and put them out on VHS and junk. This shit has been going on for years!

Well, we took a 100+ of these fucking things and made an 11 minute video turd for the whole world to loathe! It’s called “Yule Log” and we think you’ll agree that it’s the perfect way to totally ruin your holiday season! King Diamond, Santa Claus murdering a whole bunch of dudes and awful TV Christmas specials are all on the bill.

We know ya’ll love awful shit (we’ve seen your DVDs), so let the whore church enchant you with our first submission to the mixtape culture.

Hail Santa.

-THE BROTHERS VULTURE
TheWhoreChurch.com

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Comments
  1. Xmas Crickets says:

    tl:dw

    Even tho nobody’s watching or commenting and I didn’t watch it either, I’m sure it’s great! Keep up the good work!

  2. Whore Church says:

    Thanks for the vote of confidence Crickets, you should watch it once. There are laughs to be had

  3. Lowdirt says:

    So THERE’S my Christmas spirit… thank you Whore Church!

  4. Beef says:

    The Circuit City zombie attack at 4:50 is the most heartbreaking part of the video.

  5. Lester says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBgZVazi2Uc

    ‘Kristusblod – Kristmasblod”

    Santa is my master
    My stocking filled is present

    The lord of kristmas
    The lord of the snow
    Castle of toys
    Frostbitten beard

  6. Whore Church says:

    Hey! Thanks for the re-post! In the time since this post was up originally we’ve finished our first full length tape! Check it out here http://youtu.be/w3G7-CIp-Cs for freeeee…Best Axemas evaaarrrrrrr. <3


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