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• 04.30.09 07:20 am


Teachers have it easy. When you factor in their infinite holidays, they make about $30 an hour and it is virtually impossible for them to get fired. The worst part of the job however, is not the kids but the parents.

Teachers have it easy. When you factor in their infinite holidays, they make about $30 an hour and it is virtually impossible for them to get fired. There are downsides however but it’s not the kids. It’s the parents. If they’re shitty underachievers you have to basically beat the kids to get taken seriously and if they’re shitty over`achievers you have to deal with letters like this every time you dare to have a sense of humor.

This was recently sent to our friend Sean who’s been teaching in rural Vermont for over 10 years…


Mr. Corben,
Please do not expect our child to be writing anything about “Mr. Corben’s Butt”, or anybody else’s “butt”, on any work. Last week your class wrote a Science test, and then exchanged tests to correct them. Prior to the test, you told the class that the answer to a question regarding another gas in our atmosphere was “Methane from Mr. Corben’s Butt”. You then instructed them to mark the answer wrong if they only wrote “Methane”. Christopher knew completely well what you told them the answer was, but had the integrity not to write it on the test, as did other kids. Some even had the sense to mark it correct even though you told them to mark it wrong.

We find it embarrassing to even write to you about this. For the same reason we didn’t mention you telling Samantha to pull your finger and then passing gas. This is really inappropriate behavior from a teacher and it needs to stop. It may be funny for the kids to joke about the sources of methane, but it is not appropriate to expect the children to write this on a test. As per the TDSB Mission Statement, we are expecting teachers to model behaviors and “values to become responsible members of a democratic society”.

We have values and behaviors we expect from our children at home, and we expect teachers to model respectable behavior as well. Please re-mark Christopher’s test to be sure his answer is marked correct. Also, please be sure this type of thing does not happen again.

Sincerely,
J. Mores


Comments
  1. ZLUR says:

    First!

    hoho.

  2. toto says:

    SENSE OF HUMOR???!!!
    jeez.

  3. toto says:

    SENSE OF HUMOR???!!!
    jeez.

  4. pubes says:

    what a dick. that poor kid, growing up with humorless trolls for parents.

  5. Courtney says:

    I can’t even imagine the horrid life experience that led this parent to write this way. I mean, there would have to have been a time when they found this funny right?. Was it beaten out of them as children? Were they hypnotized in a robot commune?.. My mind boggles.

  6. The Bedroom Athlete says:

    He told them ‘the answer’ and the kid had too much ‘integrity’ to write it down? On top of that, the ‘tim’ told his fucking parents. Jesus Christ…I would love to punch that kid in the face.

  7. Jetpack says:

    I don’t know if you guys know this, but farting is _hilarious_.

  8. hot for teacher says:

    i’m a teacher too and i’ll tell you that parents SUCK! the fresh prince was right- they just don’t understand. also- many other teachers suck too. the kids are always awesome- it’s the grownups you have to watch out for.

  9. ZLUR says:

    TENTH!!
    ps-I love to blow cum bubbles with my asshole!

  10. HAW YOU YA FUCKIN WALLOPER says:

    i’d be willing to bet 50 pesos that teacher in the video has butt implants

  11. Beefy McManstick says:

    Lockstep with Blognigger’s “Jesus Ultimatum”. Nobody fart; nobody fuck. I’m constantly reminded why most music and other media are boring. People a boring. I may not be the most exciting person in the world (far from it), but at least I can appreciate a good fart joke.

  12. Harry Seaword says:

    I actually agree with the parent, this desperate to be cool teacher sounds annoying. I imagine he has a ponytail and is a huge pussy.

  13. Anonymous says:

    zodiac killer in the making.

  14. cuntvomit says:

    I wish I would have had a teacher like him when I was little. I used to love fart jokes, still do.

  15. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    Goddamn that girl have a fine ass. The teacher I fucked was all cottage cheese ass an’ saggy ole tits.

  16. Sgt. Slaughter says:

    Imagine being the 13 year old that got to have sex with that.

  17. said better than read says:

    ‘When you factor in their infinite holidays’..
    …how about when i factor in the ass?

  18. ZLUR says:

    I am a teacher and parents are the worst…But thats hardly fucking major news…

    Fuck the doomed!

  19. ZLUR says:

    ZLUR Says:

    04.30.09 at 10:46 am
    TENTH!!
    ps-I love to blow cum bubbles with my asshole!

    Haha…the old post remarks and use some elses name gag! Lovin it…Its just like Viceland forums! Top one, and in a strange twist of fate i do acctually enjoy blowin cum bubbles out of my bum…!

  20. ZLUR says:

    “i’m a teacher too and i’ll tell you that parents SUCK! the fresh prince was right- they just don’t understand. also- many other teachers suck too. the kids are always awesome- it’s the grownups you have to watch out for.”

    Not sure bout that, most of the kids i teach are all fucking skip rats.

  21. ZlUR says:

    But the kids I like best are the ones that stay behind and let let me suck on their wieners while everyone else is at recess.

  22. ZLUR says:

    This is gettin like Spartacus!

    Will the real ZLUR please stand up?

    Moi!

  23. ZLUR says:

    recess – is that American for breaktime?

    Krazy?!

  24. ZLUR says:

    Its all gone quiet over there – etc.


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