Posted by
SBTVC
• 11.27.08 02:35 pm

Dear Street Carnage,

Do you remember those huge hits that came 4 to a square that comprised one picture? Whelp, I use to be able to get those things for 75-150$ a sheet.

Dear Street Carnage,

Do you remember those huge hits that came 4 to a square that comprised one picture? Whelp, I use to be able to get those things for 75-150$ a sheet. Yes, in the good old days you would pay that much for a sheet, sell some for 5 a hit, get everybody off and pocket the money, everybody was happy. What the fuck’s up with this mutha fugging modern day shit price of 10$ a hit?! The grapevine told me that sheets are going for $500. I absolutely refuse to pay that much for acid so my friends buy it and feed it to me for free to curb my stubbornness. So what’s with the sudden jump in price, supply and demand? Then why is everybody I know around me eating the shit and happily dropping a ten spot on it, they’re fucking ruining it for the rest of us.


Comments
  1. lol@u says:

    remember bart simpsons? I used to get those in central park of this crazy hippie burnout back in the day. then they had a story on the news cause supposedly some little kids were getting them on their playground. of course the news blew it up like “WHO IS TRYING TO GET YOUR KIDS HOOKED ON ACID WITH CARTOON CHARACTERS???” that shit was hilarious. I gave a bart simpson tab to my dad on his birthday when the story was all over the news. he showed all his friends “look what my son got me.” Yeah acid was like $3-$5 a tab, but isn’t that basically $10 in today money? Back then ecstacy was $10 a hit and now it’s $40 and probably just heroin and meth instead. Shrooms are better and better for you anyhow.

  2. Vane$$a says:

    My little brother Henry lives with me. He took something like 500 tabs of acid one summer and is now a high grade schizophrenic. I agree with lol@u. Do the shrooms.

  3. Brian says:

    The answer is supply. LSD is really hard to make, and a huge producer was shut down in 2000 (google William Leonard Pickard).

  4. It’s probably best to stick to Shrooms and Weed
    cheaper anyway.

  5. “If you do acid every hour of every day for a month, your perception of time will change and get turned upside down, but avoid the aunts crawling on your body.” Once told to me by a guy I knew who really was doing that much acid at the time.

  6. blerp says:

    yeah, for the simpletons who take too much all in one month/year it MIGHT just alter your brain chemistry for the rest of your life in a bad way-but in moderation alter yourself as many times as you deem fit people! shrooms=the opposite side of the same coin

  7. biotwist says:

    LSD has been going for 10 bucks a hit for aleast the last 10 years by me. still 10 bucks a hit is still cheaper then the 30 to 45$ people charge for an 8th of shrooms that will get you to the same point as one or 2 hits of acid

  8. All the World is Green says:

    Hey kids, lighten the fuck up and
    always remember to laugh,
    here. . . dose on this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1dfGR9G768

  9. Vane$$a says:

    I love Bill Hicks. He’s the best comedian we ever had.

  10. HalfAfrican says:

    I was always nervous about taking something some old hippie cooked up on a hot plate.

  11. cunt says:

    fuck acid. way too gnarly for me these days. actually fuck amphetemines too.
    shrooms cant get fucked as well, makes you fucking weird. pot can fuck off, too hard to get out of bed in the morning, makes me late to work. caffienne sucks, makes me crazy in the workplace. coke i cant afford. end of story.

  12. Spanky McTony says:

    that’s the way it is when you’re over 30

  13. Matty says:

    $10 a hit? I wish. Here (Australia) we pay at least $20, usually $25, and I’ve heard of tabs going for up to $40 in dry times.

  14. MICKEYBLUEFRIES says:

    Matty hit it on the head. Stop your fucking complaining USA.

  15. cUNT says:

    Vane$$a is such a fucking loser, she is gayer than the kid from Flight Of A Navigator.

    ooh my little brother henry did too much acid and now he’s more retarded than gummo ooh. we don’t believe you and even if it’s true we don’t care. it just goes to show being a fucking dumbshit runs in your family. now go tend to julien donkey boy in the rubber cell and spare us your ugly girl wisdumb. sorry but you ain’t got more to say just cos you got less to look at

    whew… what a fucking nerd. ew

  16. cUNT says:

    not be confused with that other cunt who’s a cunt thru and thru. gonna SPANK IT NOW SPANK IT TO JERRY PORN. that’s my way

  17. hahhaa says:

    I would never pay more than 15 for a pill thats crazy talk!! Can’t have these dealers living too large now, aaaah i loove canada :)

  18. Beefy McManstick says:

    @vane$$a

    In other urban legends: your little bro is also now “legally” insane!

  19. Vane$$a says:

    No, it’s true. Schizophrenia is the convenient word assholes use to describe someone who never went all the way back from a trip. I assume that it’s assumed that it’s not my word. All Henry has to do now is pick up his social services income check, drink beer, and paint. As you might guess, he’s a great fucking artist. Oh no, he can’t handle working in a cubicle. Yeah, that makes him retarded. You fucking idiot. People love Henry because he’s nuts and he’s cool to be around. You’re not. You’re the silly fucking ego I wounded one day.

  20. OBH says:

    I took way to much acid once and called myself crazy for a few months thereafter, but eventually I had to own up to the fact that I was just adjusting to a new town, insecure, and kind of an asshole. I stopped doing the cid for a while; just shrooms and pot. Now, I take acid with no problems other than the fact that I can literally drink everything in the bar and not get drunk. I took shrooms the other month and found it to be quite distressing. I was unable to understand sarcasm or feel anger, so like 80% of my personality was out of the equation. Coke is cool for like 20 minutes, but the acid body high feels exactly the same and lasts much longer. I’m still an asshole, though. That shit doesn’t wear off…

  21. Vane$$a says:

    I’m fully aware that my brother is milking the schizo diagnosis for all it’s worth. He was born eccentric and lazy. If he was left to shop for himself he’d starve within a couple weeks. First of all, he wouldn’t be able to get himself to the store. Secondly, he’d spend all the food money on drugs, booze, cigarettes, and one or two cheap hookers if he had enough to spare.

  22. Mark says:

    bullshit.

  23. ew says:

    SAY NOT ACID!
    SAY YES TO TURPENTINE!
    TASTES GREAT AND GREAT FOR YOU!

  24. home says:

    it’s called inflation

  25. whatever I’m just gonna kill myself.

  26. fizzlebottom says:

    seriously? $40 for a pill? we get them for £3 in the UK.

  27. rumbear says:

    it’s cheaper in canada., but brutal in the north. oz prices.

  28. rumbear says:

    acid is the best drug. sooo much fun. pure hilarity and strange happiness. just space out your doses.

  29. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    Acid is great when you are 17. A couple good memories:

    Took three or four hits of acid when my parents were out of town back in the day, laid down on the living room carpet and blasted Phil Collin’s “In the Air Tonight”. That is an intense song. I doubt it makes many LSD playlists. Highly underrated. Give it a whirl.

    Same year, ingested 1-1/2 hits of extremely powerful acid at Sam Boyd stadium in Vegas for my one and only Grateful Dead show. Smoked some hash as well. Watched a romantic movie on the curtains at the side of the stage that wasn’t really there. Saw lots and lots of trippy, grimy dirtbags that had lost their mind. Tried to get to the bathroom from the field, got confused, asked some girls, “How do I get to the underneath?”, got laughed at. Laughter echoed in my head, further confused me. Smoked a cigarette with a vaguely familiar dude who was also tripping, until we both realized he had been my youth pastor. He got weird and left. Told my buddy I was tripping too hard and needed help. He gave me a 1/4 of mushrooms, which I ate on some wonder bread. Went to hell for a good long while. At some point, tried to wash out the drugs by swimming in Lake Mead. Unfortunately, that didn’t work. I was young and that was more than enough to convine me I wasn’t a hippy. Something my teen mind was seriously laboring over at that time. Ha.

  30. street cloud says:

    Most of you need to get a clue and do some research.

    Nothing has instigated insight and evolution and enriched culture and art in the last 50 years more than LSD.

  31. Mayim Bialik says:

    how lame is this Vanessa broad talking about her magical acid fried artist brother like they are characters in some awful movie that is pretending to be a bad book.. does she think this gambit adds weight to her cheese comments or is she just really needing to be the gwineth paltrow character in wes anderson’s version of Shine (Shit 2 – Shinola)

    “ooh you jerks will never understand my character of a brother, his visions and delusions mean he’s gifted like a savant or maybe a Hero” it’s all more less convincing than an earnest short story about LSD written by a grade 8 in an alternative school in toronto. oh no he can’t handle working in a cubicle.. a real SchIzO -ReBel. he’s like a total bipolar Iconoclast, Henry is basically the Trotsky of helmet wearing klonopin gobblers

    “People love Henry because he’s nuts and he’s cool to be around”

    yeah sounds real. like really real

  32. Primal Penis says:

    $40 for a shitty pill explains why everyone in new york is a coke maniac into bad angular guitar music. the coke here in england sucks harder than an old lady with no teeth blowing Mark E Smith while dangling over a bottomless pit but at least you can buy a gram of pure mdma sunshine for like £30. slow down ronnie there’s no sun here don’t fuck up your life like I did. I’m considering a move into a giant brown ass down brazil gonna go live where the sun don’t shine where the sun always shine and that’s a solid, movement

  33. Primal Penis says:

    an old lady with her hands trussed to her legs, farealz

  34. John Lydon says:

    oh ya and the acid is simpwee faboo as liquid acid replaces the pint and england’s… dreaming

    “mmm dis feels like BUTTER”

  35. HalfAfrican says:

    Stop jacking me nom de plume

  36. Battlecat says:

    BATTLECAT

  37. Vane$$a says:

    @ Mayim Bialik

    And?

  38. SloJams says:

    I once bought a hit for 20 off some Ked out mexicans in Cali. Came out of a Visene mint dropper, I still don’t know if it worked or not…oooooohhh….

  39. SloJams says:

    Sorry, K’d

  40. Annie Chang Chang says:

    And? worser comeback evar

    my love is better. you ain’t even got love fit for comparison.. it’s like comparing a gauzy specially made coke humidifier puffer device made out of gold to a dry squeaky fart out of a flat pale never fucked ass. that’s your writing style dear

  41. Vane$$a says:

    Oh hey tough guy I’d gladly engage you in your little attempt to lure me into the ring of battle, mano y mano, but I don’t know anything about you outside of you being the weasel taking shots at moi with flowery yet “edgy” (Look out gang, we’ve got the next Irvine Welsh phony on our hands, and he’s not a “minge” at all.) language behind one of many anonymous aliases. You’re a grown up I wounded when I said something to you (on the internet) that I probably say to myself every day. Ahhh, poor fella, but hey, I ain’t your mammy. I ain’t responsible for the coddling of your ego so much as I’m responsible for the truck-stop piss level edification that it requires, chico. Your problem with me is that you, unlike me, can’t admit that you’re a fucking red lit whore with a “fanny” for a mirage that’s been prickly dick animal fucked so many times that you actually started to like the money. What the hell? You’re not attracted to Nora Devorah no more. Can’t pimp, I mean pump, no more gold out of that red barn door, might as well go for the green. Merry Christmas, asshole. But as I was saying, if you’d like to crawl from the rat trench and show something of yourself, I might listen. Until then, here’s something you can use to bedazzle Mary Jane on the side Rotten Crotch and her stinky little pink panties. Go on boy. Tell her it’s yours. I won’t call my mean ass intellectual property lawyer on your punkity ass.

  42. Mark says:

    Uh… yeah… that’s right. LSD sure does cost a lot of money these days….uh

  43. street cloud says:

    that John Lydon quote almost makes me think he actually wrote that…. good job.

    the unspoken rule on dead tour was never sell a hit for more than a dollar.

    “I think that in human evolution it has never been as necessary to have this substance LSD. It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be.”

    – Albert Hofmann

  44. street cloud says:

    Oh, One more thing: If there is any indication that the young generation need a good strong dose of proper LSD, it is the fact we have people argueing and insulting each other in the most banal and egotistical way, on a Street Carnage piece about acid.

  45. Mark says:

    There are definitely some people who could use a good acid trip or two. But acid is in fact a trigger for latent mental illness. My evidence is anecdotal, but we all know people who tripped, freaked out (in a bad way) and never recovered. So I think we should be careful about recommending acid for the entire human race. There are some people who are better off without it.

  46. Vane$$a says:

    @ street cloud

    If you’re referring to me, you’re absolutely semi-right. I’ve taken tons of acid and shrooms, but it will unfortunately never stop me from being banal and egotistical on the internet. Coming here and acting like that allows me to get the banal and egotistical out of my system, at least as much as possible. Obviously, I’m not alone. The fact that I divert my banal and egotistical behavior to something as disposable and impersonal as the internet is actually a good thing and perhaps a result of the ego shattering wisdom that occurred while on psychadelics. What you’re basically saying is that acid turns people into perfect little citizens. Although I can certainly see the benefits of a quality acid education, I do feel that people and the modern world are a bit more complex than you give them credit for. Psychadelics help most people become better in a way that is completely contrary to the flow of materialistic society. The competitive warrior’s brainwashing that we suffer from birth is far more responsible for the idiotic level of the collective conscience than the absence of a drug in people’s brains will ever be. Capitalistic brainwashing deliberately enhances all of our egotistical properties that a good psychadelic is supposed to assassinate. Sadly, acid and shrooms have proven to be completely overmatched against the power of modern marketing, advertising, and education (in other words, the type of truly harmful bullshit that we see on SC in “banners” and which is a nasty, cynical component of its survival). This creates problems for all involved. Acid will never change anything until we change the way we live. Terence McKenna’s theories are fairly brilliant, but you will inevitably use them improperly if you don’t apply them to modern times. We are not the archaic society of old Africa, and you, my sanctimonious friend, are not Albert Einstein.

  47. Vane$$a says:

    I like to take it in the ass while my grandpa watches in the corner.

  48. Vane$$a says:

    Being banal and egotistical on the internet is my personal brand.

  49. Cunt Madeley (of Richard & Judy fame) says:

    guys look at how I spazz out about SHROOMS and ACID, it looks like I can’t take it. I just said something about =

    “Look out gang, we’ve got the next Irvine Welsh phony on our hands, and he’s not a “minge” at all”

    ooh.. who is this gang? do you have a gang Vanessa? thanks I am writing a book it’s called Fat Black Woman Spotting OR “how to bleach that shit off ya sheetz”

    “Capitalistic brainwashing deliberately enhances all of our egotistical properties that a good psychadelic is supposed to assassinate.”

    – WHOA… DUUUUDE. that’s some deepaki shit, like chopra dis bitch another line! she cool!

    “Sadly, acid and shrooms have proven to be completely overmatched against the power of modern marketing, advertising, and education (in other words, the type of truly harmful bullshit that we see on SC in “banners” and which is a nasty, cynical component of its survival)”

    – uh yello you fuckin nerdy bitch, they are ads for Andrew WK, Windy City Heat and the tattoo shop they go to.. it’s not exactly Exxon is it. get the fuck out of here square you don’t B-LONG. go change Henry’s diaper.. I’m sure he’s painted you a masterpiece on the bathroom wall in your momma’s blood.. he gonna take care of you after your accident, give you a shave every morning, oops there goes another ear, oops there goes another pint of queer

    “Although I can certainly see the benefits of a quality acid education, I do feel that people and the modern world are a bit more complex than you give them credit for.”
    WOOZLE WHATZLE?

    “Terence McKenna’s theories are fairly brilliant, old Africa, and you, my sanctimonious friend, are not Albert Einstein.”

    DUBBA DUBBA WHA?!?!? that’s my textual impression of a double take.. ummm do you know what Sanctimonious means my little toilet.. fuck does Vice ever attract the normiest norms in the vorld.. oychhh..

    and finally…

    “You’re not attracted to Nora Devorah no more. Can’t pimp, I mean pump, no more gold out of that red barn door, might as well go for the green. Merry Christmas, asshole. But as I was saying, if you’d like to crawl from the rat trench and show something of yourself, I might listen. Until then, here’s something you can use to bedazzle Mary Jane on the side Rotten Crotch and her stinky little pink panties. Go on boy. Tell her it’s yours.”

    ewww.. are you coming on to me? sorry but the cheesiness of your prose makes my dick go ick.. you’re gayer than that time Arthur masturbated and thought of Yick’s little prick.. I THINK HE WAS WEARING HIS COWBOY HAT AT THE TIME (in the dream, Yick ain’t no batty). Vanessa is fuggin gross and has a pretend schizo acid brother who paints pictures on her anus using crushed Effexor XR Wellbutrin and Lexapro peels.. muff said

  50. Vane$$a says:

    I like watching Wes Anderson movies while large black men rail me in the ass. I do it to get back at my daddy.

  51. Johan Ritter says:

    @ Cunt Madeley (of Richard & Judy fame)

    ‘DUBBA DUBBA WHA?!?!?’

    That’s amazing. Can I start using that? Seriously though, I’m not being sarcastic.

  52. Johan Ritter says:

    Vane$$a is a really real philosophy major. I know because her writing makes my brain hurt the same way it did in my UCSC philosophy class.

  53. eatadick says:

    this internets is lame

  54. eatadick says:

    Matty your getting ripped off, its $5 a tab and australia is half the dollar of the USA

  55. Drawstrawz says:

    The decline in prevalence of LSD is correlated with the arrest of two chemists, William Leonard Pickard, a Harvard-educated organic chemist, and Clyde Apperson. According to DEA reports, black market LSD availability dropped by 95% after the two were arrested in 2000. These arrests were a result of one of the largest LSD manufacturing raids in DEA history. Pickard was an alleged member of the Brotherhood of Eternal Love group that produced and sold LSD in California during the late 1960s and early 1970s. It is believed he had links to other “cooks” associated with this group — an original source of the drug back in the 1960s — and his arrest may have forced other operations to cease production, leading to the large decline in street availability. The DEA claims that these two individuals were responsible for supplying a third of the LSD in the United States and maybe the world, however, the government quoted seizure amounts in connection with this case have been seriously questioned.

    In November 2003, Pickard was sentenced to life imprisonment without parole, and Apperson was sentenced to 30 years imprisonment without parole, after being convicted in Federal Court of running a large scale LSD manufacturing operation out of several clandestine laboratories, including a former missile silo near Wamego, Kansas.

    Modern distribution:

    LSD manufacturers and traffickers can be categorized into two groups: A few large-scale producers, such as the aforementioned Pickard and Apperson, and an equally limited number of small, clandestine chemists, consisting of independent producers who, operating on a comparatively limited scale, can be found throughout the country. As a group, independent producers are of less concern to the Drug Enforcement Administration than the larger groups, as their product reaches only local markets. Since LSD is difficult to synthesize, occasionally what is sold as “LSD” on the streets is actually drugs such as DOI or other similar dosing chemicals.

  56. Vane$$a says:

    You’re right. I don’t belong here. Thanks for setting me straight, even if you did have to get all abusive about it. I won’t bother you again.

  57. yeah says:

    I think the reason acid is $10 now is because any drug that cost less than a dollar an hour to be high on was pretty damn cheap and people started realizing that. Plus the world is full of pansies

  58. whiners suck says:

    Street cloud is retarded…Whoa man is it true, people will all be better off if they dose? What the fuck good has your use of acid done motherfucker? What, like now you wanna buy less shit and live in a fucking cabin and make art that no one will buy. ENLIGHTENING!!!

    Yeah there certainly are people who have used psychedelics and gone on to create/do great things but there are a hell of a lot more people who have contributed to society that haven’t. Which proves the fact that use and non-use of acid is completely arbitrary when it comes to people’s abilities to become social forces and culture creators. There is no causal relationship, some people are just bound to do great things. Even if the person that cures cancer comes out and says “Gee, thanks human population for all the kudos, but you really owe all that thanks to me popping a few tabs and playing in the woods with my friends!” you’ll still be wrong.

    And your Albert Hofmann quote is a real gem, “…LSD. It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be.” What the fuck does that mean? Define that shit for me, just what are we supposed to be? What are the supreme characteristics that one develops after they trip? When you toss out bullshit quotes like that you just sound like a fucking regurgitating hippy. Even if you do manage to scrounge up some semblance of a definition it will never capture everyone that has tripped. For example I would guess that you would say something like “you become more socially aware and accepting of others and less involved with worldly possessions” well I’ve tripped plenty of times and I am obviously still a hateful cunt. Plus I am super materialistic, more money more problems; I fucking double dare that saying right now!

    Psychedelics are drugs like any other, use them to have fun in moderation! Don’t give them magical transforming qualities just because after you used them you decided to grow dreads.

  59. sasha shulgin says:

    what street cloud meant to say (probably) was that lsd is good for most people who aren’t normies like whiners sucks above who i’m assuming took hallucinogens for kicks and treated it like any other drug. not everyone realises significant things about their lives or become enlightened on acid, those who get greater benefits from psychedelics just have good fortune due to their own character.
    but anyway, YEAH fuck these stoopid hippieblah blah bitter ranting

  60. where the fuck can u get acid? I ate shit loads of it in high school. But that was forever ago and now I don’t know who to ask. My coke dealer? I dont think so. Shrooms are easy to get but acid is way more fun. I used to pay 5 a hit, but i’d pay 10. Inflation and whatnot. Srsly if u can get lemme know. Blue shields was my fav in high school.

  61. ashley says:

    did acid last night. get it from andy. he has a wii and his girlfriend is AWESOME.

  62. william says:

    here is a legit connect for lsd and other stuffs , just email this guy , xaviercosta251@gmail.com

  63. hooks420 says:

    Got quality Heroins , Methylon , Butylon,Morphine 60mg hit Call/Txt Anytime9087986954 or email hooksw420@gmail.com


Leave A Reply